Questions You Ponder in the Middle of the Night

clay · 09-04-2011, 09:28 PM

Why do we have to put a floppy disk in a hard drive?
How come we drive on a parkway, and park on a driveway?
Why can't kernels of corn be digested?
Why is it that the male of seahorses species carry the babies?
Why is an "ICU" usually darkened...and they can't actually "see" you...lol .
Why do we say "time flies" when it actually drags...lol
And lastly...
Why can't I.......????? Huh? Why?

Semantics · 09-05-2011, 03:00 PM

Why does my dog go around and unmake every single bed in the house?

Kenna · 09-05-2011, 07:46 PM

Why do they always schedule an All Staff meeting on the first Tuesday of every month and so early in the morning when most of us have so far to drive? Also, will THIS All Staff FINALLY have anything actually IMPORTANT and worth while? Or are they gonna blow a bunch of hot air again with more worthless crap that makes us spin our wheels (going nowhere) for the next 6 months again? Why can't they do something different for a change? Why can't they actually be productive for a change?

Starbuck · 10-11-2011, 09:09 PM

In synchronized swimming, if one person dies, do they all have to??

Glenn · 10-21-2011, 04:03 AM

Was it really the humane thing to do to murder all those beautiful animals in Ohio?
Why did Bin Laden, Hussein, and Gadhafy, all act like cowards when they were captured?

1QuirkyKiwi · 10-21-2011, 11:09 AM

Why does the phone ring or the doorbell go when I'm eating dinner or having a shower?

foxyshaman · 10-21-2011, 04:30 PM

Why is my mind tired and my body wired? How come I can be so tired when reading and yet when I shut my book and turn off my light my body goes "why hello how are you". I don't want to get out of bed and do things. I really do want to go to sleep.

Why doesn't deep breathing and self hypnosis work anymore??

Daywalker · 10-30-2011, 12:36 AM

Did Laverne really drink a mix of Milk n Pepsi?

Reader · 05-04-2012, 02:11 PM

If I buy a freezer, will I ever actually recoup the cost of the freezer in theoretical savings by buying sale items? Then there is also the expense of running the thing.

laruss · 09-29-2012, 07:48 AM

Why can't I sleep?
What do I have to do to get more sleep?
How come I am unable to eat when I am an emotional eater?
Where should I be living?
Why do I feel so responsible for what others think?
How can I be more involved with my grandchildren if I move further away?
Why does my daughter want to marry that idiot?
Why can't I find a job here in a market saturated with jobs?
Do I really want to move into a basement suite?
Where could I unpack my stuff so I could sell it before leaving?
Should I sell my car and buy something cheaper?
Will my daughter forgive me if I move away?
How did I end up here?
What is the next step?
What have I learned from this summer?
How angry am I?
Am I angry?
What do you really want to do with your life?
...and so much more.

Well, I think I just answered the first question.

Enchantress · 03-21-2013, 01:23 AM

Do the trees and flowers whisper their secrets to the crickets in the cool light of the moon?

peachy · 03-21-2013, 01:19 PM

-what does meaning mean???

Teddybear · 03-21-2013, 01:47 PM

Wth happened??

Will I ever heal?

Will she or can she forgive me

Enchantress · 03-25-2013, 04:03 PM

Does the light that we're seeing in the night sky (from the stars that are no longer in existence) know that once it reaches its destination, there's no way home?

BowtiePrincess · 03-26-2013, 01:02 PM

Why?.........

jac · 03-26-2013, 07:08 PM

Is it possible to eat too much peanut butter and honey?

A ta ta ta ta taaaaaaaa I really don't want to know! Can we say rhe-tor-i-cal?

deathbypoem · 08-11-2013, 03:40 PM

If I actually did that, would I accomplish this?

ForeverBlue · 08-11-2013, 04:15 PM

What if the hocky pocky IS REALLY what its all about......

PoeticSilence · 08-11-2013, 04:55 PM

Questions You Ponder in the Middle of the Night ...

What if I could have selective mind-reading skills, would it still drive me mad?

Blade · 08-11-2013, 05:27 PM

Why am I still awake?
Lord what is your plan for me?

09-04-2011, 09:28 PM	#1
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09-05-2011, 07:46 PM	#3
Kenna Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Fiery, Sassy, Tough As Nails, Femme Tomboy Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: I am your favorite hello and hardest goodbye. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: NC & CO Posts: 4,806 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,624 Thanked 12,191 Times in 3,779 Posts Rep Power: 21474856	Why do they always schedule an All Staff meeting on the first Tuesday of every month and so early in the morning when most of us have so far to drive? Also, will THIS All Staff FINALLY have anything actually IMPORTANT and worth while? Or are they gonna blow a bunch of hot air again with more worthless crap that makes us spin our wheels (going nowhere) for the next 6 months again? Why can't they do something different for a change? Why can't they actually be productive for a change? __________________ **************************** She has been through hell, so believe me when I say, fear her when she looks into a fire and smiles. ~E.Corona~

10-11-2011, 09:09 PM	#4
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10-21-2011, 11:09 AM	#6
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10-21-2011, 04:30 PM	#7
foxyshaman Member How Do You Identify?: spiritually minded dirt dog Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: canada Posts: 898 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,957 Thanked 2,592 Times in 663 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	Why is my mind tired and my body wired? How come I can be so tired when reading and yet when I shut my book and turn off my light my body goes "why hello how are you". I don't want to get out of bed and do things. I really do want to go to sleep. Why doesn't deep breathing and self hypnosis work anymore?? __________________ Do not follow where the path may lead. Go instead where there is no path and leave a trail. Muriel Strode

09-05-2011, 03:00 PM	#2
Semantics Senior Member How Do You Identify?: malapropist Preferred Pronoun?: she Relationship Status: single Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: New England Posts: 2,169 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 6,367 Thanked 3,968 Times in 1,201 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	Why does my dog go around and unmake every single bed in the house?

10-21-2011, 04:03 AM	#5
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10-30-2011, 12:36 AM	#8
Daywalker Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Hippy Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: * Posts: 3,750 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 6,499 Thanked 11,916 Times in 2,700 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	Did Laverne really drink a mix of Milk n Pepsi? __________________ www.SirDaywalker.com

05-04-2012, 02:11 PM	#9
Reader Timed Out How Do You Identify?: Butch, Dyke, Feminist, Contrarian Preferred Pronoun?: She, her Relationship Status: Single Join Date: May 2011 Location: New Jersey, The Garden State Posts: 732 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,308 Thanked 2,229 Times in 586 Posts Rep Power: 0	If I buy a freezer, will I ever actually recoup the cost of the freezer in theoretical savings by buying sale items? Then there is also the expense of running the thing.

09-29-2012, 07:48 AM	#10
laruss Member How Do You Identify?: Femme Preferred Pronoun?: She or Goddess Relationship Status: Settled in Join Date: Mar 2012 Location: Edmonton Alberta Posts: 1,322 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,849 Thanked 5,329 Times in 1,045 Posts Rep Power: 21474851	Middle of the night ponderings Why can't I sleep? What do I have to do to get more sleep? How come I am unable to eat when I am an emotional eater? Where should I be living? Why do I feel so responsible for what others think? How can I be more involved with my grandchildren if I move further away? Why does my daughter want to marry that idiot? Why can't I find a job here in a market saturated with jobs? Do I really want to move into a basement suite? Where could I unpack my stuff so I could sell it before leaving? Should I sell my car and buy something cheaper? Will my daughter forgive me if I move away? How did I end up here? What is the next step? What have I learned from this summer? How angry am I? Am I angry? What do you really want to do with your life? ...and so much more. Well, I think I just answered the first question. __________________ Creativity is a drug I can't do without. -Cecil B. DeMille

03-21-2013, 01:23 AM	#11
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03-21-2013, 01:19 PM	#12
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03-21-2013, 01:47 PM	#13
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03-25-2013, 04:03 PM	#14
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03-26-2013, 01:02 PM	#15
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03-26-2013, 07:08 PM	#16
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08-11-2013, 03:40 PM	#17
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08-11-2013, 05:27 PM	#20
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