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Old 08-12-2013, 10:29 AM   #1
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Why do you keep putting your writing off?Why don't you just pick up the pen and do it? What the fuck is keeping me astray...
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Old 12-21-2013, 02:17 PM   #2
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Gaint grape popsicles? Why can't the doctor be honest and say, "Hey I am just going to crush your tongue with that stick and make you almost vomit."
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Why isn't she here yet?
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I agree and ponder that too Jagg ! dang nabbit!
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When I wake up will she be laying beside me?........

It is so windy tonight will my house blow over the North Sea and land in Norway??

If I land in Norway what will I do? Is the weather nicer there??

Mmmmm - do I have any Green Tea bags left for a cuppa in the morning

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This one occurred to me the other night....

we as humans....are we smart because we are curious? Or curious because we are smart..?

Random thought for the day...
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Did Brahms and Clara ever make love? It was an unusual relationship, but still...
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Why am i still up?
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Why do mothers still sleep so lightly, even after their children are grown. My Mom can hear a gnat fart in her sleep and wake up.
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Can I hold it until the morning? I mean I have to go but what if I try to fall asleep before the pressure is too much? What if I don't get up in time and have an accident like I did when I was four? Oh boy...can I hold it?

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Why do I have no muscle strength right after waking up?
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Where did all the "dutch" phrases originate from? I mean we have "dutch oven"
"going dutch" and "hotter than dutch love" just to name a few! Do the dutch cook, penny pinch, and make love more than any other nationality ? I don't think so, BUT these are the burning questions that keep me up nights!
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Why is it that the male of seahorses species carry the babies?
A better question for me is why don't more species do this?
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Why things happen for a reason and we rarely get the answer as to why it happens?
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GOOD one, Gemme!!! Tanks!!!!
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