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dixie · 09-17-2011, 05:55 PM

pajama · 09-17-2011, 07:55 PM

In the world of "sometimes karma entertains me"......

For various reasons I was googling my baby-daddy today. He's a Sr and there is a Jr. Well who pops up in google under one of those sex offender links? Jr. This is the same Jr that got dishonorably discharged from the military over a "misunderstanding" about a stolen military computer. Wonder who "misunderstood" his child molestation? Three times.

So here's where the karma kinda comes in......hmmmm my son, that Sr couldn't be occupied to meet or interact with more than twice in 16 years, graduated early with honors and is doing great in college. Hmmmmmmm You reap what you sow you self-serving bastard.

NJFemmie · 09-18-2011, 07:57 AM

.... I have fog lights that need to be installed .....

NJFemmie · 09-18-2011, 08:00 AM

NJFemmie · 09-18-2011, 08:03 AM

Profound Cat is Hungry ....

NJFemmie · 09-18-2011, 08:12 AM

Halloween is coming!!!! Woot!!

asphaltcowboi · 09-18-2011, 02:18 PM

My wife found out that our dog (a Schnauzer) could hardly hear, so she took it to the veterinarian. The vet found that the problem was hair in the dog's ears. He cleaned both ears, and the dog could then hear fine. The vet then proceeded to tell
Andrea that, if she wanted to keep this from recurring, she should go to the store and get some "Nair" hair remover and
rub it in the dog's ears once a month.
Andrea went to the store and bought some "Nair" hair remover. At the register, the pharmacist told her, "If you're going
to use this under your arms, don't use deodorant for a few days."
Andrea said, "I'm not using it under my arms."
The pharmacist said, "If you're using it on your legs, don't use body lotion for a couple of days."
Andrea replied, "I'm not using it on my legs either. If you must know, I'm using it on my Schnauzer."
The pharmacist says, "Well, stay off your bicycle for about a week.

Starbuck · 09-18-2011, 04:21 PM

Why is it that while I'm sitting on the back porch with my computer in my lap, there's such a beautiful breeze blowing, that it has to be screwed up by I swear 16 flies buzzing all around??

NJFemmie · 09-18-2011, 04:23 PM

WolfyOne · 09-18-2011, 04:31 PM

Jay Cutler sucks
Franchise QB my ass
Sacked sucker is more like it
The guy has a target on his chest with the words sack me in the middle, I'm going for a title

citybutch · 09-18-2011, 07:34 PM

........... oh by the way...........

GO PATS!!!!

dixie · 09-18-2011, 09:12 PM

On sale now:

dixie · 09-18-2011, 10:03 PM

dixie · 09-18-2011, 10:49 PM

Clips from one of my absolute most favorite movies ever, Strictly Ballroom. I was reading something about the Paso Doble tonight, which reminded me of it.

dixie · 09-18-2011, 10:51 PM

citybutch · 09-19-2011, 08:40 PM

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.

Robert Benchley

Not my dog:

Abigail Crabby · 09-19-2011, 08:53 PM

dixie · 09-20-2011, 08:30 AM

dixie · 09-20-2011, 08:31 AM

dixie · 09-20-2011, 08:59 AM

09-17-2011, 07:55 PM	#7502
pajama Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Klingon Preferred Pronoun?: She Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Just South of Nashvegas Baby Posts: 3,115 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 7,546 Thanked 7,478 Times in 1,809 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	Karma In the world of "sometimes karma entertains me"...... For various reasons I was googling my baby-daddy today. He's a Sr and there is a Jr. Well who pops up in google under one of those sex offender links? Jr. This is the same Jr that got dishonorably discharged from the military over a "misunderstanding" about a stolen military computer. Wonder who "misunderstood" his child molestation? Three times. So here's where the karma kinda comes in......hmmmm my son, that Sr couldn't be occupied to meet or interact with more than twice in 16 years, graduated early with honors and is doing great in college. Hmmmmmmm You reap what you sow you self-serving bastard.

09-18-2011, 07:57 AM	#7503
NJFemmie Senior Member How Do You Identify?: The original lime-twisted femme Preferred Pronoun?: I answer to most things, especially lesbian. Relationship Status: Still loving my Mare ;) Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: New Jersey Posts: 4,683 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,343 Thanked 11,420 Times in 2,976 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	.... I have fog lights that need to be installed ..... __________________

09-18-2011, 08:00 AM	#7504
NJFemmie Senior Member How Do You Identify?: The original lime-twisted femme Preferred Pronoun?: I answer to most things, especially lesbian. Relationship Status: Still loving my Mare ;) Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: New Jersey Posts: 4,683 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,343 Thanked 11,420 Times in 2,976 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	__________________

09-18-2011, 08:03 AM	#7505
NJFemmie Senior Member How Do You Identify?: The original lime-twisted femme Preferred Pronoun?: I answer to most things, especially lesbian. Relationship Status: Still loving my Mare ;) Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: New Jersey Posts: 4,683 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,343 Thanked 11,420 Times in 2,976 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	Profound Cat is Hungry .... __________________

09-18-2011, 08:12 AM	#7506
NJFemmie Senior Member How Do You Identify?: The original lime-twisted femme Preferred Pronoun?: I answer to most things, especially lesbian. Relationship Status: Still loving my Mare ;) Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: New Jersey Posts: 4,683 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,343 Thanked 11,420 Times in 2,976 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	Halloween is coming!!!! Woot!! __________________

09-17-2011, 05:55 PM	#7501
dixie Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: I usually just poke it with a stick. Preferred Pronoun?: Bitch Relationship Status: Intertwined deeply Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: We're all a little mad here. Posts: 6,627 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 10,972 Thanked 21,384 Times in 4,808 Posts Rep Power: 21474858

09-18-2011, 02:18 PM	#7507
asphaltcowboi Senior Member How Do You Identify?: butch Relationship Status: HAPPY Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: ..... Posts: 1,509 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,367 Thanked 3,297 Times in 1,042 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	My wife found out that our dog (a Schnauzer) could hardly hear, so she took it to the veterinarian. The vet found that the problem was hair in the dog's ears. He cleaned both ears, and the dog could then hear fine. The vet then proceeded to tell Andrea that, if she wanted to keep this from recurring, she should go to the store and get some "Nair" hair remover and rub it in the dog's ears once a month. Andrea went to the store and bought some "Nair" hair remover. At the register, the pharmacist told her, "If you're going to use this under your arms, don't use deodorant for a few days." Andrea said, "I'm not using it under my arms." The pharmacist said, "If you're using it on your legs, don't use body lotion for a couple of days." Andrea replied, "I'm not using it on my legs either. If you must know, I'm using it on my Schnauzer." The pharmacist says, "Well, stay off your bicycle for about a week. __________________

09-18-2011, 04:21 PM	#7508
Starbuck Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Soft Femme Preferred Pronoun?: She, her Relationship Status: Unavailable Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Oklahoma City Posts: 2,436 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,378 Thanked 2,148 Times in 756 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Why of things? Why is it that while I'm sitting on the back porch with my computer in my lap, there's such a beautiful breeze blowing, that it has to be screwed up by I swear 16 flies buzzing all around?? __________________ To forgive is to set the prisoner free, And then discover the prisoner was you.

09-18-2011, 04:23 PM	#7509
NJFemmie Senior Member How Do You Identify?: The original lime-twisted femme Preferred Pronoun?: I answer to most things, especially lesbian. Relationship Status: Still loving my Mare ;) Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: New Jersey Posts: 4,683 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,343 Thanked 11,420 Times in 2,976 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	Strike a pose .... __________________

09-18-2011, 04:31 PM	#7510
WolfyOne Magically Delicious How Do You Identify?: Gentle Butch Relationship Status: Single and content Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Minnesota Posts: 6,558 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 22,052 Thanked 15,398 Times in 4,140 Posts Rep Power: 21474858	Jay Cutler sucks Franchise QB my ass Sacked sucker is more like it The guy has a target on his chest with the words sack me in the middle, I'm going for a title __________________ Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength; loving someone deeply gives you courage --- Lao Tzo

09-18-2011, 07:34 PM	#7511
citybutch Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: I answer to "hey you" (either works for me!) Relationship Status: 19 years together- Very Married for 10 years Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: San Diego Posts: 557 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 835 Thanked 1,194 Times in 355 Posts Rep Power: 6434866	........... oh by the way........... GO PATS!!!! __________________ Take care of your body, take care of your health... You never know when the walls cave in and it all changes for good.

09-18-2011, 09:12 PM	#7512
dixie Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: I usually just poke it with a stick. Preferred Pronoun?: Bitch Relationship Status: Intertwined deeply Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: We're all a little mad here. Posts: 6,627 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 10,972 Thanked 21,384 Times in 4,808 Posts Rep Power: 21474858	On sale now:

09-18-2011, 10:03 PM	#7513
dixie Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: I usually just poke it with a stick. Preferred Pronoun?: Bitch Relationship Status: Intertwined deeply Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: We're all a little mad here. Posts: 6,627 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 10,972 Thanked 21,384 Times in 4,808 Posts Rep Power: 21474858

09-18-2011, 10:49 PM	#7514
dixie Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: I usually just poke it with a stick. Preferred Pronoun?: Bitch Relationship Status: Intertwined deeply Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: We're all a little mad here. Posts: 6,627 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 10,972 Thanked 21,384 Times in 4,808 Posts Rep Power: 21474858	Clips from one of my absolute most favorite movies ever, Strictly Ballroom. I was reading something about the Paso Doble tonight, which reminded me of it.

09-18-2011, 10:51 PM	#7515
dixie Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: I usually just poke it with a stick. Preferred Pronoun?: Bitch Relationship Status: Intertwined deeply Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: We're all a little mad here. Posts: 6,627 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 10,972 Thanked 21,384 Times in 4,808 Posts Rep Power: 21474858

09-19-2011, 08:40 PM	#7516
citybutch Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: I answer to "hey you" (either works for me!) Relationship Status: 19 years together- Very Married for 10 years Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: San Diego Posts: 557 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 835 Thanked 1,194 Times in 355 Posts Rep Power: 6434866	Watching my pooch be such a dog! A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. Robert Benchley Not my dog: __________________ Take care of your body, take care of your health... You never know when the walls cave in and it all changes for good.

09-19-2011, 08:53 PM	#7517
Abigail Crabby Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Queer Femme Preferred Pronoun?: Princess Relationship Status: Single, but sociable Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Mount Airy, NC Posts: 4,226 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 14,554 Thanked 9,668 Times in 2,484 Posts Rep Power: 21474856	__________________ Let us be grateful to people who make us happy, they are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom. Marcel Proust Turns whatever happens to you into a positive...

09-20-2011, 08:30 AM	#7518
dixie Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: I usually just poke it with a stick. Preferred Pronoun?: Bitch Relationship Status: Intertwined deeply Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: We're all a little mad here. Posts: 6,627 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 10,972 Thanked 21,384 Times in 4,808 Posts Rep Power: 21474858	cereal!!!!

09-20-2011, 08:31 AM	#7519
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09-20-2011, 08:59 AM	#7520
dixie Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: I usually just poke it with a stick. Preferred Pronoun?: Bitch Relationship Status: Intertwined deeply Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: We're all a little mad here. Posts: 6,627 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 10,972 Thanked 21,384 Times in 4,808 Posts Rep Power: 21474858