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Old 09-21-2011, 01:37 PM   #481
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I was sitting On my porch minding my own business and a damn red wasp stung me on my back! It's been over 30 min and it still hurts!!! Grrrr I hate wasps!!!
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Please be careful not to post vague or cryptic angry comments that can easily be misinterpreted. I'm going to use Bo as a positive example of a post to clarify my position. Bo posted:



This was a fabulous post because it gave us enough details to know that it's not about "us" and even gave enough details so that we could join Bo in being pissed off.

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Then we might get reports from everyone who has ever had a problem with Bo or who has ever thought Bo had a problem with them. And this might or might not be the case but we would have to do some behind-the-scenes PM-ing to figure it all out and reach a point of understanding.

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Yeah. And it would really be bad cause there are prolly thousands who have a problem with me.
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I forgot to undo the passenger seat air bag detonator wire when I was removing the passenger seat from my truck after work today. Thinking the seat was free and clear, I hoisted it up rather quickly to pull it out. The wire practically snatched it out of my hands and almost back into my truck. The seat adjuster bar kicked the heck out of my lower right shin. No, I DID NOT cry but cussed under my breath. If there had not been little kids playing in the yard next door, the vulgarities would have been much worse and a great deal louder.
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I thought it was only Gemme.

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It's a pretty big group, too.

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I saw a couple of goat heads in my backyard. I thought I got rid of those bastards last year.
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Just the heads?

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Just the heads. Poor goats.
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It's a pretty big group, too.

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Well then they certainly picked the best person for president.
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I saw a couple of goat heads in my backyard. I thought I got rid of those bastards last year.
Those suck, and can hang around for seven years. You need to make sure there are no pods around or they will keep coming back
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First off, what the heck is a goat head???



My pissed off moment today: a very dear friend since high school posting anti-gay sentiments on facebook. Then not bothering to comment on my rebuttal to his biblical logic. I did find it semi-funny that despite the fact that I quoted my own "abomination" verses in response to his, some other guy tried to argue for the bible side by basically saying that once you are "born again" you can pretty much have a sin free-for-all and it doesn't count. I told him that by his own logic, if being gay is a sin then all that gay folks needed to do is to be born again, hence making gay no longer a sin (or yet, a non-countable sin). Needless to say, he had no further comment either. Idiots. I guess it just pisses me off when folks quote the bible without having any understanding whatsoever of what the bible actually says. But, seeing as how I live three miles from one of the southern Baptist headquarter offices, it's an almost daily occurrence around here. I'm not even religious yet those are the only debates I ever get to see around my hometown. *shrug*
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Goat heads are a terrible weed with a thorny pod, they poke you and are hard to get rid of!

Sorry about your FB stuff, I have friends from school on mine and I am amazed how they sound, often very ignorant and angry...ugh
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Goat heads are a terrible weed with a thorny pod, they poke you and are hard to get rid of!

Sorry about your FB stuff, I have friends from school on mine and I am amazed how they sound, often very ignorant and angry...ugh
Thank you.

And it's nice to finally know what those are...lol I tried google before I really knew what it was, but needless to say, a lot of very satanic looking images popped up. lol
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Thank you.

And it's nice to finally know what those are...lol I tried google before I really knew what it was, but needless to say, a lot of very satanic looking images popped up. lol
Ha ha I just googled it, that is funny!
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In the realty of things I know pool games isnt high on the list,BUT if u r an avid pool player its more that a casual thing.Tonight we played in the finals of this session,the whole team sat around after a gamne three weeks ago and maped out how and when we were going to play this round,most have tables at home some(like myself) go to a pool hall dureing happy hour to play on the free tables or find somewhere to play.I have busted my ass to tighten up my game so at practis I was dead on on all shots,I got to the pool hall and did some really good before game warm up.I was ready to play.My team members came in draging like they have been on a ten day drunk or didnt have there minds on pool at all.We lost our ass cause of players not being up to par.This was our ladies team,we have played together for two years and this is the third time this has happened.Im not takeing anything away from the other team cause they deserved to win,they played well.We also play 9 ball on friday nights...I dont want to hear any crap about excuses and wineing tomorrow night from the ones who had there heads up who knows what tonight.Im not mad about loseing,just pissed off at the folks who didnt make an effort when on any other nght its like APA finals somewhere.No,I didnt play as the team has 8 members and only 5 can play so some had to sit out.Thanks for have a place to vent,I needed it tonight.
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My damn phone blew up today....3 weeks prior to the reunion! I had to spend some of the money I had saved up for my trip on a new damn phone! Fucking insurance is not a damn bit of good when you have to pay $130 deductable to replace the one you have!!

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OK.......I actually thought they were talking about REAL goat heads.




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