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10-14-2011, 06:16 AM
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Timed Out
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I shot a stripper because im a pimp
 LMAO! I have been called a pimp.. 
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10-14-2011, 06:20 AM
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I slept with a mop because I smoked crack.
.gif "Say What?") Makes sense to me. Stop looking at me like that. She had perty hair |
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10-14-2011, 06:29 AM
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Timed Out
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Asshole Join Date: Apr 2011
Location: Kentucky/Austin/Wherever
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*looks sideways at ya*
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10-14-2011, 06:31 AM
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Either way the mop didn't stand a chance. |
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10-14-2011, 06:34 AM
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Practically Lives Here
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Daddy's good girl Join Date: Nov 2009
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Oct - I shanked 12 - a teletubby Black - because I'm sexy like that
......okay it's true, I am sexy like that......I am a teletubby shanker....there is just no denying it!
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Clicking on these dragon eggs will take you to my new erotic novella: Dragon Bait  .........Hope you enjoy it!________________________________________________ Please take a look at my work  Click on flashing smilie to see my websiteTo look at my Daddy/girl erotica book  Click on pompom girl to see Elbows on the Table, Palms Flat
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10-14-2011, 06:32 AM
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I slept with a homo because hoes keep stealin' my tacos
Damn those hoes! |
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10-14-2011, 06:35 AM
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Timed Out
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ROFLMFAO!!!! SMH
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10-14-2011, 06:37 AM
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Senior Member
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The original lime-twisted femme Preferred Pronoun?:
I answer to most things, especially lesbian. Relationship Status:
Still loving my Mare ;) 
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I need a dog because I have double D's.
How did it KNOW????
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10-14-2011, 06:39 AM
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I shot an easter egg because I had to!
Hey..it was lookin at me wrong!
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In a world where you can be anything..be Yourself 
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10-14-2011, 06:49 AM
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Member
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Complicated 
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I smoked with my lover because hoes keep stealin my tocos.
Mean hoes I would rather be doing something else with my lover instead of smoking and all because of them :P Giggles |
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