The Offical Honey Do List

[WolfyOne]

Originally Posted by blush

1. Clean the carpets.
2. Take off the roof to let the carpets dry.
3. Put the roof back on before it starts to rain again.

Good thing Peter can fly in those green tights.

[labete]

The lists my honey makes for herself are so long, I don't think I could in good conscience make one for her*. She stays so busy tackling those lists that I don't ask her to do anything bigger than helping me carry something unless it's really something she's a lot better at than I am, like helping clear the %&^$#%^ privet hedge to make a path to the creek.




*To be fair, we're not living together, but I never made a honey-do list for anyone I did live with, either.

[always2late]

Only got one thing on my list:

1 - Come home (preferably in one piece and without any bullet wounds....please)

[wolfwalker]

walking back up to the house from the greenhouse. its late afternoon and the big stuff is done. all the critters are settled and happy. everything in the greenhouse and outside grow areas are happy happy. things are no longer falling off in my hands. LOL WoW those flowers are growing nicely.

the whole farm is starting to look like a good partnership.

coming inside, Damn something smells really good, several somethings. delish woman, delish food cooking. Time for a hot shower and get clean for dinner.

ok, some quick close down stuff, everything closed up. LIly the pig all happy and content. dogs final out for the nite.

back to the house, find the woman, lock the bedroom door,

Now honey, DO ME I have a honey do list too !!

wolf

[christie]

Originally Posted by labete

The lists my honey makes for herself are so long, I don't think I could in good conscience make one for her*. She stays so busy tackling those lists that I don't ask her to do anything bigger than helping me carry something unless it's really something she's a lot better at than I am, like helping clear the %&^$#%^ privet hedge to make a path to the creek.




*To be fair, we're not living together, but I never made a honey-do list for anyone I did live with, either.

Privets... of the debil... I got banned from yardwork when I took the clippers to the one in our former yard. It looked a lil something like this

Originally Posted by wolfwalker

walking back up to the house from the greenhouse. its late afternoon and the big stuff is done. all the critters are settled and happy. everything in the greenhouse and outside grow areas are happy happy. things are no longer falling off in my hands. LOL WoW those flowers are growing nicely.

the whole farm is starting to look like a good partnership.

coming inside, Damn something smells really good, several somethings. delish woman, delish food cooking. Time for a hot shower and get clean for dinner.

ok, some quick close down stuff, everything closed up. LIly the pig all happy and content. dogs final out for the nite.

back to the house, find the woman, lock the bedroom door,

Now honey, DO ME I have a honey do list too !!

wolf

HA! Yes, ya'll have those honey do lists too!

[labete]

Originally Posted by christie0918

Privets... of the debil... I got banned from yardwork when I took the clippers to the one in our former yard. It looked a lil something like this

Amen ... I hate privet hedge with a passion. It's worse than the kudzu at the back of the yard. I cut it and cut it and cut it and it's like that saying about grey hairs, "pluck one and ten more take its place."

[christie]

Originally Posted by labete

Amen ... I hate privet hedge with a passion. It's worse than the kudzu at the back of the yard. I cut it and cut it and cut it and it's like that saying about grey hairs, "pluck one and ten more take its place."

In the same yard, the previous resident planted vinca in the beds along the border of the house.

I wish I had a dollah for every time I heard Jess out there pulling it up, "Stupid WHORE!!!" I didn't even have to look out the window, I knew what Hy was doing!

Now, its mumbling under Hys breath as Hy is pulling up the "creecy greens" that Momma planted in the flower beds. We have a garden the size of most people's lawns, yet she planted greens in the flowers

Yet another reason to be banned from the yardwork!

[Sachita]

Originally Posted by wolfwalker

walking back up to the house from the greenhouse. its late afternoon and the big stuff is done. all the critters are settled and happy. everything in the greenhouse and outside grow areas are happy happy. things are no longer falling off in my hands. LOL WoW those flowers are growing nicely.

the whole farm is starting to look like a good partnership.

coming inside, Damn something smells really good, several somethings. delish woman, delish food cooking. Time for a hot shower and get clean for dinner.

ok, some quick close down stuff, everything closed up. LIly the pig all happy and content. dogs final out for the nite.

back to the house, find the woman, lock the bedroom door,

Now honey, DO ME I have a honey do list too !!

wolf

Oh baby you can sure bet this woman plans on rocking your world. Your "Do me list" will look like child's play when I'm done with you.

There is a big secret butches, men, etc, learn about women like us (looking at Christie)... when we're happy we will will exceed your expectations. When we're not shit just ain't right. In the south we have a saying- "When mama aint happy no one is happy." Consider it a golden rule. lol

So bring it on boy.

[christie]

Originally Posted by Sachita

There is a big secret butches, men, etc, learn about women like us (looking at Christie)... when we're happy we will will exceed your expectations. When we're not shit just ain't right. In the south we have a saying- "When mama aint happy no one is happy." Consider it a golden rule. lol

So bring it on boy.

Lawd hav' mercy...

When my world isn't right, you best believe that NO ONE's world is right.

My exhubby (who is also one of our close friends) has often said to Jess, "I'll be prayin for ya"

For the most part, I still think that my houseDaddy/gigalo has a pretty good deal. The most important things on the list are usually unspoken:

- Get buff
- Put out

[Sachita]

Originally Posted by christie0918

Lawd hav' mercy...

When my world isn't right, you best believe that NO ONE's world is right.

My exhubby (who is also one of our close friends) has often said to Jess, "I'll be prayin for ya"

For the most part, I still think that my houseDaddy/gigalo has a pretty good deal. The most important things on the list are usually unspoken:

- Get buff
- Put out

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo damn! Must be nice to be a hunk of burning love Jess!

I think I might be a little more demanding than you Daddy Duty is a given. The rest is gravy. We both know how much us southern girls love us some gravy. The more the better.

I want to open a produce stand. <----- add to honey do list