Taken Out Of Context... - Page 2

JAGG · 10-26-2011, 03:48 PM

Eeeeww NO WAY! She looks like Alice from the Brady Bunch, only shorter and fatter.

JAGG · 10-26-2011, 03:50 PM

What's with the matching suspenders and dorky hats?

scootebaby · 10-26-2011, 03:52 PM

Lay still. I'll tell you when i'm done!

she could suck you dry

Hollylane · 10-26-2011, 09:51 PM

From a customer today:

"I'm ready Hollylane...go ahead and give it to me slowly"

Peach · 10-27-2011, 06:29 AM

overheard at work

OMG Dave was hard, but Dustin was harder!

me...what????????

her.......oh no, I meant Dave smacked my butt hard, but Dustin smacked it harder!

Hollylane · 10-29-2011, 07:08 PM

From LMFAO

"The say I look yummy and they want a taste
But I'm a human not a sandwhich."

JAGG · 10-30-2011, 05:46 AM

I guess it's better than nothing. I guess.

Hollylane · 10-30-2011, 02:57 PM

Do you think we could convince them that slapping each others' face is the new high five?

scootebaby · 10-30-2011, 03:49 PM

if u bend over,it will stretch out!

Arwen · 10-30-2011, 08:44 PM

I tried that soft bendy thing with Glyn two years ago.

WingsOnFire · 10-30-2011, 08:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Arwen

I tried that soft bendy thing with Glyn two years ago.

... That is all...

Hollylane · 11-01-2011, 07:18 AM

"Dave's Big and Juicy"

Hollylane · 11-02-2011, 01:36 PM

From some Dude in the thread:

"so the last 1-3 inches is not such a bitch to dig out of there?"

Hollylane · 11-10-2011, 11:33 PM

Morbid customer comment taken out of context....

"Like Sonny in the sense that I don't want to run into that tree!"

Tcountry · 11-11-2011, 03:50 AM

-"ok....open her up nice & slow"

-"Tim likes my nuts"

-"did you play with your balls last night?"

-"they were out back...trying to find waldo"

-"the stripper is dirty again"

Gentle Tiger · 11-11-2011, 11:46 AM

I thought of this thread when I heard this in a meeting: "oh wow! I could have used what I had and stayed in there."

Hollylane · 11-11-2011, 09:45 PM

A thoughtful co-worker shared:

"I just wiped up after the Lumberjack incident."

Gentle Tiger · 11-11-2011, 10:04 PM

"Just get in there and fix it!"
AVP on a conference call

Me to a BA, "just come over. it won't take long."
I needed to show them I could reproduce the defect at will.

Hollylane · 11-12-2011, 06:08 PM

You are so right, my head is really huge.

Hollylane · 11-12-2011, 06:14 PM

What the hell did you do to that chicken?

10-26-2011, 03:48 PM	#21
JAGG Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: JAGG Relationship Status: =) Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Tulsa (cat free zone) Posts: 6,093 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 18,651 Thanked 17,531 Times in 4,137 Posts Rep Power: 21474858	Eeeeww NO WAY! She looks like Alice from the Brady Bunch, only shorter and fatter. __________________ I don't want to spend my life with someone I can live with, I want to spend my life with someone I can't live without.

10-26-2011, 03:50 PM	#22
JAGG Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: JAGG Relationship Status: =) Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Tulsa (cat free zone) Posts: 6,093 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 18,651 Thanked 17,531 Times in 4,137 Posts Rep Power: 21474858	What's with the matching suspenders and dorky hats? __________________ I don't want to spend my life with someone I can live with, I want to spend my life with someone I can't live without.

10-30-2011, 05:46 AM	#27
JAGG Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: JAGG Relationship Status: =) Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Tulsa (cat free zone) Posts: 6,093 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 18,651 Thanked 17,531 Times in 4,137 Posts Rep Power: 21474858	I guess it's better than nothing. I guess. __________________ I don't want to spend my life with someone I can live with, I want to spend my life with someone I can't live without.

10-30-2011, 08:44 PM	#30
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11-11-2011, 03:50 AM	#35
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10-26-2011, 03:52 PM	#23
scootebaby Timed Out How Do You Identify?: yes dear Preferred Pronoun?: she Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: south florida Posts: 2,494 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,264 Thanked 6,737 Times in 1,777 Posts Rep Power: 0	Lay still. I'll tell you when i'm done! she could suck you dry

10-26-2011, 09:51 PM	#24
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10-27-2011, 06:29 AM	#25
Peach Member How Do You Identify?: femme Relationship Status: happily married Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: where my hat is Posts: 173 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 69 Thanked 640 Times in 129 Posts Rep Power: 5775547	overheard at work OMG Dave was hard, but Dustin was harder! me...what???????? her.......oh no, I meant Dave smacked my butt hard, but Dustin smacked it harder!

10-29-2011, 07:08 PM	#26
Hollylane Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: . Preferred Pronoun?: . Relationship Status: . Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: . Posts: 11,495 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 34,694 Thanked 26,359 Times in 5,875 Posts Rep Power: 21474862	From LMFAO "The say I look yummy and they want a taste But I'm a human not a sandwhich."

10-30-2011, 02:57 PM	#28
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10-30-2011, 03:49 PM	#29
scootebaby Timed Out How Do You Identify?: yes dear Preferred Pronoun?: she Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: south florida Posts: 2,494 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,264 Thanked 6,737 Times in 1,777 Posts Rep Power: 0	if u bend over,it will stretch out!

11-01-2011, 07:18 AM	#32
Hollylane Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: . Preferred Pronoun?: . Relationship Status: . Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: . Posts: 11,495 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 34,694 Thanked 26,359 Times in 5,875 Posts Rep Power: 21474862	"Dave's Big and Juicy"

11-02-2011, 01:36 PM	#33
Hollylane Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: . Preferred Pronoun?: . Relationship Status: . Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: . Posts: 11,495 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 34,694 Thanked 26,359 Times in 5,875 Posts Rep Power: 21474862	From some Dude in the thread: "so the last 1-3 inches is not such a bitch to dig out of there?"

11-10-2011, 11:33 PM	#34
Hollylane Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: . Preferred Pronoun?: . Relationship Status: . Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: . Posts: 11,495 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 34,694 Thanked 26,359 Times in 5,875 Posts Rep Power: 21474862	Morbid customer comment taken out of context.... "Like Sonny in the sense that I don't want to run into that tree!"

11-11-2011, 11:46 AM	#36
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11-11-2011, 09:45 PM	#37
Hollylane Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: . Preferred Pronoun?: . Relationship Status: . Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: . Posts: 11,495 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 34,694 Thanked 26,359 Times in 5,875 Posts Rep Power: 21474862	A thoughtful co-worker shared: "I just wiped up after the Lumberjack incident."

11-11-2011, 10:04 PM	#38
Gentle Tiger Moderator How Do You Identify?: As a Tiger of course Preferred Pronoun?: Not the Old Man Relationship Status: Two Tigers Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Northern California Posts: 7,492 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 18,001 Thanked 15,991 Times in 3,993 Posts Rep Power: 21474859	"Just get in there and fix it!" AVP on a conference call Me to a BA, "just come over. it won't take long." I needed to show them I could reproduce the defect at will. __________________ Please like

11-12-2011, 06:08 PM	#39
Hollylane Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: . Preferred Pronoun?: . Relationship Status: . Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: . Posts: 11,495 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 34,694 Thanked 26,359 Times in 5,875 Posts Rep Power: 21474862	You are so right, my head is really huge.

11-12-2011, 06:14 PM	#40
Hollylane Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: . Preferred Pronoun?: . Relationship Status: . Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: . Posts: 11,495 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 34,694 Thanked 26,359 Times in 5,875 Posts Rep Power: 21474862	What the hell did you do to that chicken?