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11-08-2011, 07:34 PM
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asleep at the synthesizer Preferred Pronoun?:
crown prince of dirty disco 
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a walk by talking on their cell phone
"you don't even know - i was sooooooo drunk last night. did i leave my skinny jeans at your house?" |
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11-08-2011, 07:59 PM
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Professional Sandbagger and Jenga Zumba Instructor Join Date: Sep 2011
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At the coffee shop, one masseuse talking about another she works with -
"Yeah, it's one of those things I'm trying to figure out like how Mary's panties got in my duffle bag." |
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11-15-2011, 09:05 PM
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Hippy Join Date: Nov 2009
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Rambling on with mah Niece on the Facebook.
Daywalker: "I think I just baffled myself with bullshit" .gif "Say What?")  
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11-21-2011, 11:32 PM
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She, please. Join Date: May 2010
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*several weeks ago in late October*
(we all came to work one day dressed to the nines; none of us said anything to the other about what we were wearing, etc)
*it's about 3:16 in the afternoon - we're all working on clients* Client in the chair just north of me: Gosh, you all look so beautiful today! What's the special ocassion?Client in chair just south of me, to his stylist (my best friend at work): Are you married? I could take you out tonight if you're not.Guy in my chair, chiming in on both comments: Should I have brought champagne?Client in the chair east of me, who says this to her stylist (she's a frequent patron): I love it when you pull my hair like that... |
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11-25-2011, 05:31 PM
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overheard 2 young guys with an xbox game
"we are playing this as soon as we get home - you have to be the guy who looks like the child molester next door" super creepy 
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12-04-2011, 01:05 AM
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Country Boi Preferred Pronoun?:
call it as u see it Relationship Status:
Completely...complete ;)  Join Date: Aug 2010
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at work...
"Damn the Stripper is dirty"
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01-06-2012, 08:37 PM
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Spiritual Warrior..She Ra..Baby Doll, or anything close..ha! Relationship Status:
In perfect love and perfect trust I believe that will be directed..for now Just friends in my life. 
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Overheard my grandaughter talking to her girlfriend today:
My grandma's to coolest woman in the wolrd..You will like her..We gotta take her out clubbin!" I about died laughing..lol
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Believe what people show you the first time. It will keep you in balance, and will show you truth! ~*~ Author unknown ~*~ When negative thoughts come to mind, Let them die stillborn. Speak and do posotive in any situation, And watch your dreams grow and flurish. If you can't say anything posotive, Zip it up. Do not give birth to that which you do not want to see grow. See it, Believe it, Own it, Have it! ~*~ Lady Pamela ~*~ |
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01-25-2012, 02:49 PM
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BBW. Unique femininity that does not encompass the western paradigm. Preferred Pronoun?:
Anything Respectful! Relationship Status:
Single, Happy, not Desparate or Looking, but Open to Possibilities... 
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Neighbour just broke wind, twice!
His wife says: "Did I do something to offend you?! I nearly fell off the Sofa from laughing! LOL! Must close the window!
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