Show us who you are...

I like to sleep...only this bed we put together at Severall's after finding it in pieces under a set of stairs.

Have you ever tried door climbing?

“How late I learned the essential things in life! In my childhood, nailed to the Gemara, I led the life of a sage, and it was only later, when I was older, that I began to climb trees”
Isaac Babel


...and living up fully to my Fellowship of the International Faggot of Mystery Cabal membership, I'm totally crap at pool!


“Whoever called snooker 'chess with balls' was rude, but right.”
Clive James