Taken Out Of Context...

Gentle Tiger · 11-11-2011, 11:46 AM

I thought of this thread when I heard this in a meeting: "oh wow! I could have used what I had and stayed in there."

Hollylane · 11-11-2011, 09:45 PM

A thoughtful co-worker shared:

"I just wiped up after the Lumberjack incident."

Gentle Tiger · 11-11-2011, 10:04 PM

"Just get in there and fix it!"
AVP on a conference call

Me to a BA, "just come over. it won't take long."
I needed to show them I could reproduce the defect at will.

Hollylane · 11-12-2011, 06:08 PM

You are so right, my head is really huge.

Hollylane · 11-12-2011, 06:14 PM

What the hell did you do to that chicken?

Midnight · 11-12-2011, 07:44 PM

At work

"I'm taking Midnight into the office to do her"

was in regards to my appraisal LMAO

msW8ing · 11-13-2011, 01:19 PM

My supervisor calling my desk: Hey Wendy, R and S went on break without pulling their jacks..can you please pull their jacks for me?
Me laughing hysterically: Umm sure I can pull their jacks off.
My supervisor: ROFL so loud it was hear all throughout the 3rd floor.

1QuirkyKiwi · 11-14-2011, 02:34 PM

Overheard whilst standing in a queue: "He poked me again and again in full view of his family!"

........I giggled!

Hollylane · 11-15-2011, 08:54 PM

My neighbors just heard this come out of me:

"For the love of everything Holy, will you stop licking me???"

I'm pretty sure they took it out of context.

SoNotHer · 11-19-2011, 09:50 AM

"Ten hours? I've never done that with a femme before."

11-11-2011, 11:46 AM	#1
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11-11-2011, 10:04 PM	#3
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11-13-2011, 01:19 PM	#7
msW8ing Member How Do You Identify?: multi-faceted gem, femme, submissive babygirl if the chemistry is there. Preferred Pronoun?: lady Relationship Status: working on myself Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Lewiston, Idaho Posts: 920 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,700 Thanked 2,497 Times in 654 Posts Rep Power: 21474851	My supervisor calling my desk: Hey Wendy, R and S went on break without pulling their jacks..can you please pull their jacks for me? Me laughing hysterically: Umm sure I can pull their jacks off. My supervisor: ROFL so loud it was hear all throughout the 3rd floor. __________________ *Don't judge me by my past..I don't live there anymore* A lady who knows the ropes..will never be bound. ~Mae West Last edited by msW8ing; 11-13-2011 at 01:20 PM. Reason: Can't spell today

11-14-2011, 02:34 PM	#8
1QuirkyKiwi Senior Member How Do You Identify?: BBW. Unique femininity that does not encompass the western paradigm. Preferred Pronoun?: Anything Respectful! Relationship Status: Single, Happy, not Desparate or Looking, but Open to Possibilities... Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Europe and Aotearoa on a 5:2 ratio. Posts: 2,308 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 11,003 Thanked 6,035 Times in 1,617 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	Overheard whilst standing in a queue: "He poked me again and again in full view of his family!" ........I giggled! __________________ What will make the difference to me is your strength of character and what's in your heart...

11-19-2011, 09:50 AM	#10
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11-11-2011, 09:45 PM	#2
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11-12-2011, 06:08 PM	#4
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11-12-2011, 06:14 PM	#5
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11-12-2011, 07:44 PM	#6
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11-15-2011, 08:54 PM	#9
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