Taken Out Of Context...

Midnight · 11-12-2011, 07:44 PM

At work

"I'm taking Midnight into the office to do her"

was in regards to my appraisal LMAO

msW8ing · 11-13-2011, 01:19 PM

My supervisor calling my desk: Hey Wendy, R and S went on break without pulling their jacks..can you please pull their jacks for me?
Me laughing hysterically: Umm sure I can pull their jacks off.
My supervisor: ROFL so loud it was hear all throughout the 3rd floor.

girl_dee · 11-13-2011, 01:46 PM

"Frank is gonna leave some meat on the seat of my truck*

Hollylane · 11-13-2011, 01:48 PM

I said bring it, and those girls of yours answered my plea.

persiphone · 11-14-2011, 08:53 AM

"that is the most American cheese i've ever had on my person."

Hollylane · 11-14-2011, 01:16 PM

"I just had the entire State of Oregon on my tongue"

princessbelle · 11-14-2011, 01:30 PM

"Thursday, i've hired someone to come and trim my raggedy bushes. It is the only day he can do it, so I have to clear my schedule. It needs to be done in the worst way".

Said on the phone this morning with a moment of silence afterward followed by a lot of laughter.

1QuirkyKiwi · 11-14-2011, 02:34 PM

Overheard whilst standing in a queue: "He poked me again and again in full view of his family!"

........I giggled!

11-13-2011, 01:19 PM	#2
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11-14-2011, 01:30 PM	#7
princessbelle Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: femme Preferred Pronoun?: femme ones Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Tennessee Posts: 6,100 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 29,380 Thanked 30,496 Times in 5,198 Posts Rep Power: 21474858	"Thursday, i've hired someone to come and trim my raggedy bushes. It is the only day he can do it, so I have to clear my schedule. It needs to be done in the worst way". Said on the phone this morning with a moment of silence afterward followed by a lot of laughter. __________________ ~ I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel. ~ Maya Angelou

11-14-2011, 02:34 PM	#8
1QuirkyKiwi Senior Member How Do You Identify?: BBW. Unique femininity that does not encompass the western paradigm. Preferred Pronoun?: Anything Respectful! Relationship Status: Single, Happy, not Desparate or Looking, but Open to Possibilities... Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Europe and Aotearoa on a 5:2 ratio. Posts: 2,308 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 11,003 Thanked 6,035 Times in 1,617 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	Overheard whilst standing in a queue: "He poked me again and again in full view of his family!" ........I giggled! __________________ What will make the difference to me is your strength of character and what's in your heart...

11-12-2011, 07:44 PM	#1
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