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persiphone · 11-14-2011, 08:53 AM

"that is the most American cheese i've ever had on my person."

Hollylane · 11-14-2011, 01:16 PM

"I just had the entire State of Oregon on my tongue"

princessbelle · 11-14-2011, 01:30 PM

"Thursday, i've hired someone to come and trim my raggedy bushes. It is the only day he can do it, so I have to clear my schedule. It needs to be done in the worst way".

Said on the phone this morning with a moment of silence afterward followed by a lot of laughter.

LaneyDoll · 11-14-2011, 02:37 PM

Overheard at my club; we are pretty bad about innuendo...

(when putting toys back into the bag)
"If it doesn't fit, just push harder!!!"

(when corseting someone)
"I am making it as tight as I can."

(talking about gardening)
"My wife has finally decided that she likes the 6 foot steel spike in her tulips."

11-14-2011, 01:30 PM	#3
princessbelle Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: femme Preferred Pronoun?: femme ones Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Tennessee Posts: 6,100 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 29,380 Thanked 30,497 Times in 5,198 Posts Rep Power: 21474859	"Thursday, i've hired someone to come and trim my raggedy bushes. It is the only day he can do it, so I have to clear my schedule. It needs to be done in the worst way". Said on the phone this morning with a moment of silence afterward followed by a lot of laughter. __________________ ~ I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel. ~ Maya Angelou

11-14-2011, 02:37 PM	#4
LaneyDoll Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Girly girl femme Preferred Pronoun?: She; Ma'am; Miss ;) Relationship Status: Pitbull protected. Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Birmingham, AL Posts: 2,204 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 6,892 Thanked 7,683 Times in 1,607 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Overheard at my club; we are pretty bad about innuendo... (when putting toys back into the bag) "If it doesn't fit, just push harder!!!" (when corseting someone) "I am making it as tight as I can." (talking about gardening) "My wife has finally decided that she likes the 6 foot steel spike in her tulips." __________________ There are beauties who stop traffic and then there are beauties who grow obsessively in the hearts of the susceptible.

11-14-2011, 08:53 AM	#1
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11-14-2011, 01:16 PM	#2
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