Sarcasm, Scathing Witticisms & Uninspiring Quotes - Page 4

JustJo · 10-31-2011, 02:09 PM

On the wall of the billing office at the car dealership....

I took a pain pill...why are you still here?

smouldering · 11-15-2011, 01:27 PM

One of my favs!!
"I know some things are better left unsaid.. but you know I'll probably say them anyway.."

"I wont say anything; I'll just offer you a facial expression that suggests you've gone insane"

While your sitting there judging other peoples lives maybe you should take a quick look at yours to make sure its something to brag about!

"Never expect anything..that way when it doesn't happen or doesn't turn out the way you want it to ..you're just not disappointed."

scootebaby · 11-15-2011, 02:37 PM

Despite the look on my face you're still talking?

Everyone has the right to be stupid,but you're abusing it!

have you always been an asshole,or did you have to work at it?

kittygrrl · 11-15-2011, 08:16 PM

but Uncle Buck's is a classic

Tia Russell: Are you crazy?
Buck Russell: I can be.
Tia Russell: You could have taken his head off!
Buck Russell: Yeah, but would he notice?

ButchEire · 11-15-2011, 08:20 PM

You want cheese with that whine?
You're a special kind of stupid.
Bitter. Table for one.

Inked_Trinity · 11-15-2011, 08:35 PM

I will now be charging a $20.00 service fee for stupidity. There will also be a $40.00 surcharge if the stupidity is accompanied by whining.

smouldering · 11-16-2011, 09:56 AM

"you ask where I am among the chaos and I simply reply "I am the one who started it"

"If women are supposed to be delicate flowers why the hell do I feel like a stubborn weed just trying to survive?"

"Don't leave something good to see if you can find better, because once you realize you had the best, the best found better."

"McDonald's is making a deep fried pickle covered in a batter...they are going to call it the Mc Dill Dough"

"Christians say suffer not a witch to live, pagans say do as ye will and harm none, does anyone else see the difference here?"

Inked_Trinity · 11-17-2011, 08:55 AM

I was once told sarcasm is a verbal knife...my goal is to get to verbal ninja sword.

Inked_Trinity · 11-17-2011, 07:16 PM

Let me look in my day planner. NOPE, pleasing you today is not on my agenda.

chai~ · 11-17-2011, 07:23 PM

~bookmarking~

msW8ing · 11-18-2011, 01:15 AM

I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person

Passionaria · 11-18-2011, 02:04 AM

Tcountry · 11-18-2011, 03:30 AM

after the 9th time of ruining the same piece of equipment:
"we can fix broke...we can't fix stupid"

Inked_Trinity · 11-18-2011, 08:04 AM

In order for you to insult me...... I would have to value your opinion.

Venus007 · 11-18-2011, 08:35 AM

The bible says "By their fruits ye shall know them"*
Crusades
Witch burning
Decimation of indigenous cultures
Body shame
Homophobia
Slavery
Scapegoating

nice fruit

*Matthew 7:16

Inked_Trinity · 11-18-2011, 08:45 PM

I've done the Hokey Pokey on several occasions, yet I still don't feel that I know what it's all about.

SoNotHer · 11-18-2011, 09:01 PM

“Here is the test to find whether your mission on earth is finished. If you’re alive, it isn’t.” ~ Richard Bach

Inked_Trinity · 11-19-2011, 09:08 AM

Hi, I'm trouble. I heard you've been looking for me? What can I do for you?

msW8ing · 11-19-2011, 10:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Inked_Trinity

Hi, I'm trouble. I heard you've been looking for me? What can I do for you?

ahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Inked_Trinity · 11-19-2011, 07:28 PM

Fear is temporary, regret is permanent.

10-31-2011, 02:09 PM	#61
JustJo Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: pushy broad Preferred Pronoun?: she Relationship Status: Follow your heart; it knows things your mind cannot explain. Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Southeast corner Posts: 5,633 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 24,417 Thanked 25,406 Times in 4,660 Posts Rep Power: 21474857	On the wall of the billing office at the car dealership.... I took a pain pill...why are you still here? __________________ I'm not tall enough to ride emotional roller coasters

11-15-2011, 01:27 PM	#62
smouldering Member How Do You Identify?: Punky girly girl, glittery femme Preferred Pronoun?: she, her, etc. Relationship Status: Single, Recovering Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Ohio Posts: 1,288 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,306 Thanked 3,974 Times in 924 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	One of my favs!! "I know some things are better left unsaid.. but you know I'll probably say them anyway.." "I wont say anything; I'll just offer you a facial expression that suggests you've gone insane" While your sitting there judging other peoples lives maybe you should take a quick look at yours to make sure its something to brag about! "Never expect anything..that way when it doesn't happen or doesn't turn out the way you want it to ..you're just not disappointed." __________________ ~~Smouldering~~ Suit the action to the word, the word to the action. ~William Shakespeare

11-15-2011, 08:16 PM	#64
kittygrrl Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: witchy Relationship Status: just for fun Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: near the wild mushrooms Posts: 9,358 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 21,574 Thanked 21,949 Times in 7,074 Posts Rep Power: 21474861	not to punish the vibe in here .. but Uncle Buck's is a classic Tia Russell: Are you crazy? Buck Russell: I can be. Tia Russell: You could have taken his head off! Buck Russell: Yeah, but would he notice?

11-15-2011, 08:35 PM	#66
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,926 Times in 1,818 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	I will now be charging a $20.00 service fee for stupidity. There will also be a $40.00 surcharge if the stupidity is accompanied by whining. __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

11-16-2011, 09:56 AM	#67
smouldering Member How Do You Identify?: Punky girly girl, glittery femme Preferred Pronoun?: she, her, etc. Relationship Status: Single, Recovering Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Ohio Posts: 1,288 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,306 Thanked 3,974 Times in 924 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	"you ask where I am among the chaos and I simply reply "I am the one who started it" "If women are supposed to be delicate flowers why the hell do I feel like a stubborn weed just trying to survive?" "Don't leave something good to see if you can find better, because once you realize you had the best, the best found better." "McDonald's is making a deep fried pickle covered in a batter...they are going to call it the Mc Dill Dough" "Christians say suffer not a witch to live, pagans say do as ye will and harm none, does anyone else see the difference here?" __________________ ~~Smouldering~~ Suit the action to the word, the word to the action. ~William Shakespeare

11-15-2011, 02:37 PM	#63
scootebaby Timed Out How Do You Identify?: yes dear Preferred Pronoun?: she Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: south florida Posts: 2,494 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,264 Thanked 6,737 Times in 1,777 Posts Rep Power: 0	Despite the look on my face you're still talking? Everyone has the right to be stupid,but you're abusing it! have you always been an asshole,or did you have to work at it?

11-15-2011, 08:20 PM	#65
ButchEire Timed Out How Do You Identify?: Permanent ban 3/17/2013 - TROLL Relationship Status: Partner to my best friend Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: For now, Buffalo Posts: 701 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,618 Thanked 1,874 Times in 485 Posts Rep Power: 0	You want cheese with that whine? You're a special kind of stupid. Bitter. Table for one.

11-17-2011, 08:55 AM	#68
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,926 Times in 1,818 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	I was once told sarcasm is a verbal knife...my goal is to get to verbal ninja sword. __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

11-17-2011, 07:16 PM	#69
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,926 Times in 1,818 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Let me look in my day planner. NOPE, pleasing you today is not on my agenda. __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

11-17-2011, 07:23 PM	#70
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11-18-2011, 01:15 AM	#71
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11-18-2011, 02:04 AM	#72
Passionaria Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Urban Bohemian : http://youtu.be/IM96Ch9Gx4A Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: She ran away with with the Gypsy's ✿ Posts: 2,519 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 5,316 Thanked 3,737 Times in 1,248 Posts Rep Power: 16689910	__________________ *Moon cat madness*

11-18-2011, 03:30 AM	#73
Tcountry Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Country Boi Preferred Pronoun?: call it as u see it Relationship Status: Completely...complete ;) Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Either at the beach or in the pool Posts: 1,665 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,929 Thanked 4,287 Times in 1,181 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	after the 9th time of ruining the same piece of equipment: "we can fix broke...we can't fix stupid" __________________ "You don't Find life worth living; You MAKE IT that way"

11-18-2011, 08:04 AM	#74
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,926 Times in 1,818 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	In order for you to insult me...... I would have to value your opinion. __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

11-18-2011, 08:35 AM	#75
Venus007 Member How Do You Identify?: Femme Preferred Pronoun?: Serene Highness ;} Relationship Status: Dreamily contemplating some outrage against conventional morality Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Houston area Posts: 1,362 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,417 Thanked 4,750 Times in 1,139 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	The bible says "By their fruits ye shall know them"* Crusades Witch burning Decimation of indigenous cultures Body shame Homophobia Slavery Scapegoating nice fruit Matthew 7:16 __________________ . "I need no warrant for being, and no word of sanction upon my being. I am the warrant and the sanction. "* Ayn Rand, Anthem "So you'll die happily for your sins. You'd rather die in guilt then live in love?" Timothy Leary

11-18-2011, 08:45 PM	#76
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,926 Times in 1,818 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	I've done the Hokey Pokey on several occasions, yet I still don't feel that I know what it's all about. __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

11-18-2011, 09:01 PM	#77
SoNotHer Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Professional Sandbagger and Jenga Zumba Instructor Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: In the master control room of my world domination dreams Posts: 2,811 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 6,587 Thanked 4,736 Times in 1,409 Posts Rep Power: 21474851	“Here is the test to find whether your mission on earth is finished. If you’re alive, it isn’t.” ~ Richard Bach

11-19-2011, 09:08 AM	#78
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,926 Times in 1,818 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Hi, I'm trouble. I heard you've been looking for me? What can I do for you? __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

11-19-2011, 07:28 PM	#80
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,926 Times in 1,818 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Fear is temporary, regret is permanent. __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.