Sarcasm, Scathing Witticisms & Uninspiring Quotes

Inked_Trinity · 11-19-2011, 07:28 PM

Fear is temporary, regret is permanent.

Inked_Trinity · 11-20-2011, 07:19 AM

Sometimes there is nothing left to say except REALLY?!

Inked_Trinity · 11-20-2011, 06:52 PM

You are about to become a strange smell in the attic.

Miss July · 11-21-2011, 02:03 PM

If I give you $20 will you leave me alone?

Inked_Trinity · 11-21-2011, 03:27 PM

If I rub you with Preparation H...... Will you shrink and become less irritating?

Tawse · 11-21-2011, 04:56 PM

Inked_Trinity · 11-22-2011, 05:49 PM

Inhale the good shit~ Exhale the bullshit

Inked_Trinity · 11-23-2011, 06:03 PM

I might not be the sharpest knife in the light socket, but at least my elevator goes all the way to my tool shed.

Inked_Trinity · 11-28-2011, 10:54 AM

Please take a number, I will piss you off shortly!

Miss July · 11-28-2011, 02:00 PM

Thank you for your anticipated cooperation in this matter.

Your lack of planning has now become my responsibility.

Let me drop everything I am working on to fix your problem.

Miss July · 11-29-2011, 11:50 AM

Sarcasm falls out of my mouth, just like stupid falls from yours.

Looks like someone had a EXTRA bowl Bitch flakes this morning.

Inked_Trinity · 11-30-2011, 06:00 AM

attempted to 'dance like no one was watching', but someone happened to be watching, and mistook my dancing for a seizure and called an ambulance.

JAGG · 11-30-2011, 01:02 PM

"She's the type who'd kill her own parents , then plead for mercy because she's an orphan."

" The #1 leading cause of divorce is marriage."

CockyDude · 11-30-2011, 01:23 PM

Gemme · 11-30-2011, 01:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Miss July

Looks like someone had a EXTRA bowl Bitch flakes this morning.

Reminds me of:

Who pissed in your Post Toasties this morning?

1QuirkyKiwi · 11-30-2011, 05:05 PM

Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them.

Don’t be humble. You’re not that great.

If you’re too open-minded, your brains will fall out.

Someone who thinks logically, provides a nice contrast to the real world.

Tact is for people who aren’t witty enough to use sarcasm.

I’m not your type. I’m not inflatable.

Miss July · 11-30-2011, 07:06 PM

I would love to have a battle of wit's with you but I can clearly see you are unarmed.

1QuirkyKiwi · 11-29-2011, 11:57 AM

If wit was shit, you'd be constipated!

kannon · 11-29-2011, 12:36 PM

Stu: you are literally too stupid to insult. Alan: thank you.

Inked_Trinity · 11-29-2011, 08:06 PM

Sometimes... You just gotta treat life like a bad lay... Make funny faces and pretend you're having a good time.

11-20-2011, 07:19 AM	#2
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,926 Times in 1,818 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Sometimes there is nothing left to say except REALLY?! __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

11-20-2011, 06:52 PM	#3
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,926 Times in 1,818 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	You are about to become a strange smell in the attic. __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

11-21-2011, 02:03 PM	#4
Miss July Member How Do You Identify?: Bitchy, Self Sufficient, High Femme Preferred Pronoun?: Mizz (Bitch) Relationship Status: Not LOOKING Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Sunny CA Posts: 362 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 158 Thanked 515 Times in 156 Posts Rep Power: 5207567	If I give you $20 will you leave me alone? __________________ Sorry...................My Give A Damn Meter Is Broken I Am A Bitch, But I Ain't Yo Bitch http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u.../ny/ny1303.gif

11-21-2011, 03:27 PM	#5
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,926 Times in 1,818 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	If I rub you with Preparation H...... Will you shrink and become less irritating? __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

11-22-2011, 05:49 PM	#7
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,926 Times in 1,818 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Inhale the good shit~ Exhale the bullshit __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

11-19-2011, 07:28 PM	#1
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,926 Times in 1,818 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Fear is temporary, regret is permanent. __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

11-21-2011, 04:56 PM	#6
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11-23-2011, 06:03 PM	#8
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,926 Times in 1,818 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	I might not be the sharpest knife in the light socket, but at least my elevator goes all the way to my tool shed. __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

11-28-2011, 10:54 AM	#9
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,926 Times in 1,818 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Please take a number, I will piss you off shortly! __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

11-28-2011, 02:00 PM	#10
Miss July Member How Do You Identify?: Bitchy, Self Sufficient, High Femme Preferred Pronoun?: Mizz (Bitch) Relationship Status: Not LOOKING Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Sunny CA Posts: 362 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 158 Thanked 515 Times in 156 Posts Rep Power: 5207567	And the list goes on.......... Thank you for your anticipated cooperation in this matter. Your lack of planning has now become my responsibility. Let me drop everything I am working on to fix your problem. __________________ Sorry...................My Give A Damn Meter Is Broken I Am A Bitch, But I Ain't Yo Bitch http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u.../ny/ny1303.gif

11-29-2011, 11:50 AM	#11
Miss July Member How Do You Identify?: Bitchy, Self Sufficient, High Femme Preferred Pronoun?: Mizz (Bitch) Relationship Status: Not LOOKING Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Sunny CA Posts: 362 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 158 Thanked 515 Times in 156 Posts Rep Power: 5207567	Crabby Bitch is just part of my charm........ Sarcasm falls out of my mouth, just like stupid falls from yours. Looks like someone had a EXTRA bowl Bitch flakes this morning. __________________ Sorry...................My Give A Damn Meter Is Broken I Am A Bitch, But I Ain't Yo Bitch http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u.../ny/ny1303.gif

11-30-2011, 06:00 AM	#12
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,926 Times in 1,818 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	attempted to 'dance like no one was watching', but someone happened to be watching, and mistook my dancing for a seizure and called an ambulance. __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

11-30-2011, 01:02 PM	#13
JAGG Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: JAGG Relationship Status: =) Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Tulsa (cat free zone) Posts: 6,093 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 18,651 Thanked 17,531 Times in 4,137 Posts Rep Power: 21474858	"She's the type who'd kill her own parents , then plead for mercy because she's an orphan." " The #1 leading cause of divorce is marriage." __________________ I don't want to spend my life with someone I can live with, I want to spend my life with someone I can't live without.

11-30-2011, 01:23 PM	#14
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11-30-2011, 05:05 PM	#16
1QuirkyKiwi Senior Member How Do You Identify?: BBW. Unique femininity that does not encompass the western paradigm. Preferred Pronoun?: Anything Respectful! Relationship Status: Single, Happy, not Desparate or Looking, but Open to Possibilities... Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Europe and Aotearoa on a 5:2 ratio. Posts: 2,308 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 11,003 Thanked 6,035 Times in 1,617 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them. Don’t be humble. You’re not that great. If you’re too open-minded, your brains will fall out. Someone who thinks logically, provides a nice contrast to the real world. Tact is for people who aren’t witty enough to use sarcasm. I’m not your type. I’m not inflatable. __________________ What will make the difference to me is your strength of character and what's in your heart...

11-30-2011, 07:06 PM	#17
Miss July Member How Do You Identify?: Bitchy, Self Sufficient, High Femme Preferred Pronoun?: Mizz (Bitch) Relationship Status: Not LOOKING Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Sunny CA Posts: 362 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 158 Thanked 515 Times in 156 Posts Rep Power: 5207567	I would love to have a battle of wit's with you but I can clearly see you are unarmed. __________________ Sorry...................My Give A Damn Meter Is Broken I Am A Bitch, But I Ain't Yo Bitch http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u.../ny/ny1303.gif

11-29-2011, 11:57 AM	#18
1QuirkyKiwi Senior Member How Do You Identify?: BBW. Unique femininity that does not encompass the western paradigm. Preferred Pronoun?: Anything Respectful! Relationship Status: Single, Happy, not Desparate or Looking, but Open to Possibilities... Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Europe and Aotearoa on a 5:2 ratio. Posts: 2,308 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 11,003 Thanked 6,035 Times in 1,617 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	If wit was shit, you'd be constipated! __________________ What will make the difference to me is your strength of character and what's in your heart...

11-29-2011, 12:36 PM	#19
kannon Member How Do You Identify?: bloke Preferred Pronoun?: He Relationship Status: Happy is the heart that believes in angels Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Land of Milk and Honey Posts: 884 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,920 Thanked 2,067 Times in 584 Posts Rep Power: 21474851	Stu: you are literally too stupid to insult. Alan: thank you.

11-29-2011, 08:06 PM	#20
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,926 Times in 1,818 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Sometimes... You just gotta treat life like a bad lay... Make funny faces and pretend you're having a good time. __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.