Sarcasm, Scathing Witticisms & Uninspiring Quotes

Inked_Trinity · 11-23-2011, 06:03 PM

I might not be the sharpest knife in the light socket, but at least my elevator goes all the way to my tool shed.

Inked_Trinity · 11-24-2011, 07:22 AM

Let's just start with the assumption that I am right and go from there.

Inked_Trinity · 11-26-2011, 05:46 PM

I am tired of idiots so therefore all idiots who approach me must form a line to the left...no your other left...that is why you are in the line.

Inked_Trinity · 11-27-2011, 07:02 AM

why does toothpaste fall off your toothbrush so easily, but when it hits your sink it turns into some epoxy, resin type crap that u can't wash down the drain?

Inked_Trinity · 11-28-2011, 05:46 AM

Some people wait their entire life for their ship to come in, not realizing that they are standing in an airport.

Tcountry · 11-28-2011, 06:14 AM

Just about the time u see a light at the end of the tunnel....u realize it is a train.

11-23-2011, 06:03 PM	#1
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,926 Times in 1,818 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	I might not be the sharpest knife in the light socket, but at least my elevator goes all the way to my tool shed. __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

11-24-2011, 07:22 AM	#2
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,926 Times in 1,818 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Let's just start with the assumption that I am right and go from there. __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

11-26-2011, 05:46 PM	#3
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,926 Times in 1,818 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	I am tired of idiots so therefore all idiots who approach me must form a line to the left...no your other left...that is why you are in the line. __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

11-27-2011, 07:02 AM	#4
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,926 Times in 1,818 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	why does toothpaste fall off your toothbrush so easily, but when it hits your sink it turns into some epoxy, resin type crap that u can't wash down the drain? __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

11-28-2011, 05:46 AM	#5
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,926 Times in 1,818 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Some people wait their entire life for their ship to come in, not realizing that they are standing in an airport. __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

11-28-2011, 06:14 AM	#6
Tcountry Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Country Boi Preferred Pronoun?: call it as u see it Relationship Status: Completely...complete ;) Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Either at the beach or in the pool Posts: 1,665 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,929 Thanked 4,287 Times in 1,181 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	Just about the time u see a light at the end of the tunnel....u realize it is a train. __________________ "You don't Find life worth living; You MAKE IT that way"