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dixie · 11-23-2011, 07:34 PM

"It just doesn't seem right to be rooting around in the ass."

Mtn · 11-23-2011, 08:26 PM

I just rubbed my turkey. NO it's not like choking my chicken.

Dude · 11-23-2011, 09:38 PM

you wimp, I knew you should have gone with the six incher

SoNotHer · 11-23-2011, 11:31 PM

"No we're good. I've got you on my headset. We can function."

SoNotHer · 11-23-2011, 11:34 PM

"The pictures will have to wait. I'm still playing with wet things."

Gemme · 11-23-2011, 11:38 PM

C'mere, you need to smell this. Stick your face out there.

1QuirkyKiwi · 11-24-2011, 04:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dixielady

"It just doesn't seem right to be rooting around in the ass."

I nearly fell of my chair laughing! LOL! In NZ "Root" means to have sex........

Lazy Daze · 11-24-2011, 04:46 PM

During girls night drinks last night...

"I'm gonna suck it til I get the cherry". Lol

Hollylane · 11-25-2011, 01:59 AM

"I'm going to go get a tape measure, be ready when I get back."

Hollylane · 11-25-2011, 03:06 AM

One of my co-workers just posted this on Facebook

"We was in and out in 4mins lol!!"

I really had a hard time not responding with:

"Do you really think this is something to brag about?"

Hollylane · 11-25-2011, 03:52 AM

"I just did a post without a preview, I hope that wasn't premature"

Arwen · 11-25-2011, 10:11 AM

Thank you for having me.

Lazy Daze · 11-25-2011, 06:50 PM

"I'm very picky about my cherries, that have to be the right kind or I won't eat them". Hahahaha

Hollylane · 11-26-2011, 01:37 AM

"I would rather have magic gums than pepperoni grease stained fingers."

1QuirkyKiwi · 11-26-2011, 04:25 AM

"PULL IT! ........ PULLLL IT HAAAAAARRDDEEEERRRRRR!!! It's not going to hurt, I can take it! ........ YES! That's it!"

*Sniggers! Over heard when the neighbours were pulling a wardrobe out of the front door this morning - they are moving! LOL!*

smouldering · 11-28-2011, 08:04 AM

"You can't railroad until it's time to railroad."

Hollylane · 11-28-2011, 08:42 PM

"that was so big even i had trouble getting my mouth wrapped around that huge thing."

princessbelle · 11-28-2011, 08:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hollylane

"that was so big even i had trouble getting my mouth wrapped around that huge thing."

*gasps and clutches pearls.

You DID forget to mention it was regarding some meat!!!!

Hamburger meat that is.

Sheesh. You and your delightfully dirty mind!!!!!

xoxoxo

dixie · 11-29-2011, 05:51 PM

Arsenic in apple juice... news just said.
followed directly by:
I want to keep you forever.

um...........

Gentle Tiger · 11-29-2011, 07:02 PM

"Basically you have to just get in there, do what you can and grab whatever you can. And then when you're done just stick it in over there."

11-23-2011, 08:26 PM	#2
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11-23-2011, 11:38 PM	#6
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11-24-2011, 04:46 PM	#8
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11-25-2011, 10:11 AM	#12
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11-25-2011, 06:50 PM	#13
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11-23-2011, 07:34 PM	#1
dixie Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: I usually just poke it with a stick. Preferred Pronoun?: Bitch Relationship Status: Intertwined deeply Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: We're all a little mad here. Posts: 6,627 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 10,972 Thanked 21,383 Times in 4,808 Posts Rep Power: 21474858	"It just doesn't seem right to be rooting around in the ass."

11-23-2011, 09:38 PM	#3
Dude Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Relationship Status: Perusing Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: exit 5 with an exit 21 goal Posts: 1,725 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 15,351 Thanked 10,605 Times in 1,477 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	you wimp, I knew you should have gone with the six incher

11-23-2011, 11:31 PM	#4
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11-23-2011, 11:34 PM	#5
SoNotHer Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Professional Sandbagger and Jenga Zumba Instructor Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: In the master control room of my world domination dreams Posts: 2,811 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 6,587 Thanked 4,736 Times in 1,409 Posts Rep Power: 21474851	"The pictures will have to wait. I'm still playing with wet things."

11-25-2011, 01:59 AM	#9
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11-25-2011, 03:06 AM	#10
Hollylane Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: . Preferred Pronoun?: . Relationship Status: . Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: . Posts: 11,495 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 34,694 Thanked 26,359 Times in 5,875 Posts Rep Power: 21474862	One of my co-workers just posted this on Facebook "We was in and out in 4mins lol!!" I really had a hard time not responding with: "Do you really think this is something to brag about?"

11-25-2011, 03:52 AM	#11
Hollylane Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: . Preferred Pronoun?: . Relationship Status: . Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: . Posts: 11,495 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 34,694 Thanked 26,359 Times in 5,875 Posts Rep Power: 21474862	"I just did a post without a preview, I hope that wasn't premature"

11-26-2011, 01:37 AM	#14
Hollylane Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: . Preferred Pronoun?: . Relationship Status: . Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: . Posts: 11,495 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 34,694 Thanked 26,359 Times in 5,875 Posts Rep Power: 21474862	WTF "I would rather have magic gums than pepperoni grease stained fingers."

11-26-2011, 04:25 AM	#15
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11-28-2011, 08:04 AM	#16
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11-28-2011, 08:42 PM	#17
Hollylane Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: . Preferred Pronoun?: . Relationship Status: . Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: . Posts: 11,495 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 34,694 Thanked 26,359 Times in 5,875 Posts Rep Power: 21474862	From the lovely PrincessBelle...I think she knew this might happen... "that was so big even i had trouble getting my mouth wrapped around that huge thing."

11-29-2011, 05:51 PM	#19
dixie Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: I usually just poke it with a stick. Preferred Pronoun?: Bitch Relationship Status: Intertwined deeply Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: We're all a little mad here. Posts: 6,627 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 10,972 Thanked 21,383 Times in 4,808 Posts Rep Power: 21474858	*Arsenic in apple juice... news just said.* followed directly by: *I want to keep you forever.* um...........

11-29-2011, 07:02 PM	#20
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