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Old 11-26-2011, 02:11 AM   #1
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I'm kinda sorta OCD... all the way to the point of making sure every item in the cabinet is face front so I can see what I have in stock.

I pop my knuckles out of habit... but then I have to pop toes and any joints that may need it.

I always fall asleep with a movie unless it can catch my attention in the first five minutes... and I cannot get into a movie if I haven't seen it from the beginning. No jumping into it 10 or 15 minutes in... not happening.

I'm a throwback of the 70s and 80s... can listen to that era of music all day long with no problem.

I'm not a happy gy without my morning coffee... just sayin
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1. I am incredibly OCD about having clean hands, and must wash them 3 times before leaving the sink, I start over if I lose count.

2. I absolutely hate the sound of television. This is especially true if I walk into an empty room and that is all you can hear.

3. My biggest pet peeve is when someone forgets to flip the knob in the bath tub from shower to bath. I HATE turning on the water and getting hit in the head before I enter the shower

4. When I park my car the steering wheel always has to be centered with the wheels facing forward.

5. I love to sing and often times find myself seranading my cat with 80's and 90's rap songs.
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1. I have a routine in the morning that must be followed or I will forget everything I need to take to work.

2. I won't let Red do the laundry cause she doesn't fold the clothes the way I like them and she grabs the clothes out of the dryer in a bundle and throws them on the couch and leaves them there. I hang up the clothes and fold them in the laundry room and then put them up.

3. I don't like flying very much. I'm not afraid of dying but more afraid of getting kicked off a plane for telling a mother or father to keep their kid from kicking the back of my seat.

4. People who walk into a restaurant with a sign that says seat yourself and then stands in the way of others because they can't decided which of the 50 freaking seats they want bugs the crap out of me.

5. People who stop at yield signs when there is no one to yield to.
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I find it tiring to have long phone conversations. After 2 minutes I get exhausted and need a 5 hour energy.

I have always had this weird fascination with food gift-baskets even though no one ever bought me one. I love looking at gift basket catalogs and seeing the salamis, cheeses, crackers and sweets in perfect combinations.

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I pop my knuckles out of habit... but then I have to pop toes and any joints that may need it.
omg that would drive me to murder! lol omg just reading it makes the hair on my neck stiffen lol
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omg that would drive me to murder! lol omg just reading it makes the hair on my neck stiffen lol
LOL... If I know someone doesn't like it I will leave the room... I'm a considerate popper
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as kids... my brothers, sisters and i were terrible to our babysitters. one time we even hid the youngest of us until our sitter called his parents crying because he lost one of us

i like caliente mix flavored corn nuts

my favorite dress ensemble is a pair of spandex bike shorts, an oversized tshirt and a blazer with the sleeves rolled up

i've often considered replicating the russian amber room in my house

sometimes...when i'm sitting around on a lazy saturday afternoon...i wish the edison twins were still on tv
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as kids... my brothers, sisters and i were terrible to our babysitters. one time we even hid the youngest of us until our sitter called his parents crying because he lost one of us


...and I thought we were mean!
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I have perfect visual level the way other people have perfect musical pitch. My own house may be in permanent disarray, and my own floors are off-level by several inches, but I MUST straighten the pictures on the walls of restaurants and others' homes.

Beef must be so rare that it's bloody, or I won't eat it.

I have a thing about plastic surgery. I'm so obsessionally distracted by it that I have trouble speaking to a person who has had 'work done'. (How do I know? I'm a sculptor. It always shows when you mess with form.)

I really enjoy watching others eat delicious food that I can no longer eat.

The enormous rottwieler mix in the construction yard across the street whose head is so big that my forearm fits in his mouth cross-wise is known as my boyfriend.
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there's more... lol

some things that make people shake their head at me.


1) I am a prepper and stock pile food and supplies, just in case. I'll even rent a uhaul truck, fill the tank with gas and park it by my shed if I think something might happen. I don't freak out or act strange, I just like being prepared. It drives my family nuts.

2) I let all kinds of shit pile up in my car. I hate it but rarely do anything about it.

3) I carry a small baggalini pursue otherwise it gets filled up with screw drivers, measuring tapes, trash, seeds and a survival mini kit. lol oh and lots of paint samples and screw sizes.

4) I hate taking out the trash. This needs to be someone elses job.

5) I wake up every morning between 3 and 4, plug in headphones and listen to subliminal audio and then fall back to sleep
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I'm kinda sorta OCD... all the way to the point of making sure every item in the cabinet is face front so I can see what I have in stock.

I pop my knuckles out of habit... but then I have to pop toes and any joints that may need it.

I always fall asleep with a movie unless it can catch my attention in the first five minutes... and I cannot get into a movie if I haven't seen it from the beginning. No jumping into it 10 or 15 minutes in... not happening.

I'm a throwback of the 70s and 80s... can listen to that era of music all day long with no problem.

I'm not a happy gy without my morning coffee... just sayin
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I eat cold leftovers straight from the fridge, door wide open and all

I will refold clothes if I don't like the way someone else folded them

When writing in a personally-owned notebook, I start from the last page and work my way to the front of the book

I have to wipe the face of my cellphone completely clean after talking on it or texting for some time

I have to use Pine Sol when I clean, even if I use bleach or other cleaners
"It's not fully clean till it's Pine Sol clean" Addicted to the smell
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1. I *despise* going to the doctor (I don't even have one...my PCP is the local urgent care walk-in clinic).....to the point twice last year a "common cold" ended up with overnight admittance to the E.R.

2. I am a fairly good cook but occasionally when all by myself for dinner will eat Ravioli straight from the can....cold.

3. I "live" in my books...dog eared, underlines, notes jotted in margins, etc.

4. I hate healthy cereal and will buy the sugary "kiddie" kind...always.

5. The sight of those bright orange "circus peanuts" candy literally make me gag. (had an ex long ago who ate those all the time) But gosh do I love candy corn!

6. As a child I thought "Speedy Gonzales" was real and would set elaborate traps with cheese to catch him. (<--rich, inner life)

7. I have trouble following rules (ex: this is #7 on a 'post 5' thread)


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1. I *despise* going to the doctor (I don't even have one...my PCP is the local urgent care walk-in clinic).....to the point twice last year a "common cold" ended up with overnight admittance to the E.R. I do too!! And when Spritz sees this, I'm gonna catch flack for it too!

2. I am a fairly good cook but occasionally when all by myself for dinner will eat Ravioli straight from the can....cold. Me toooooo, but I eat spaghettios!!

3. I "live" in my books...dog eared, underlines, notes jotted in margins, etc. I learned to do this in college and do it all the time when I read now lol

4. I hate healthy cereal and will buy the sugary "kiddie" kind...always. My fave is Sugar Smacks

5. The sight of those bright orange "circus peanuts" candy literally make me gag. (had an ex long ago who ate those all the time) But gosh do I love candy corn! I am a circus peanut candy eater extraordinaire but I like candy corn too

6. As a child I thought "Speedy Gonzales" was real and would set elaborate traps with cheese to catch him. (<--rich, inner life) Loved that cartoon!! Bot SlowPoke was my fave... watched 'em all the time!!

7. I have trouble following rules (ex: this is #7 on a 'post 5' thread) Okay here's where we differ...


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4. *smiles* i can get you in more trouble than you can shake a stick at
5. i actually do a *lil apache dance* ... that alone is scary... *laughs*
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I would be hostile if I was ever caught on Prank My Mom

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I've done 3.5 loads of laundry today!

I had grasshopper chocolate cake tonight.

I like it when puppies have the hiccups.

I may have a slight addiction to soda, especially Coke.
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