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Old 12-04-2011, 03:08 AM   #1
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Default Guess it's my turn at this...

1. I'm visually impaired - Since birth
2. I drove for 8 years (not legal though - no accidents, no tickets)
3. I have three bio children, two grandbabies and one on the way
4. I love sitting at pubs and having beer with my meal
5. I'm a talker (in the bedroom)
6. I regret denying my gayness in my past to please society, family and church
7. I'm 45 years old
8. I lost two toes to a lawn mower accident in 2008
9. I love flying in planes but have a fear of heights
10. I'm of Spanish decent but am the most pail in my family
11. I don't speak spanish fluently but understand it perfectly
12. I'm a reiki master practitioner
13. I love watching chick flicks
14. Music is what sustains me (especially 70s and 80s)
15. I trained in martial arts for over 10 years and achieved my black
16. I've been a stone gy for 10 years and wish I'd admitted it sooner
17. I always wanted to be a bouncer in a nightclub
18. I don't care for horror movies
19. I miss my brother all the time (he passed 25 years ago)
20. My favorite flower use to be roses but in the past 5 years it's lilacs
21. I would love to open another dojo (karate school) someday
22. I want to someday visit Australia
23. My biggest fear is growing old alone (without a partner)
24. I wear my feelings on my sleeve but I'm not emotional
25. If I had one wish it would be that everyone in the world have one wish granted too
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Old 12-04-2011, 04:33 AM   #2
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1. I am shy until I get to know you
2. I love cats (I have a few) and dogs
3. I only play games on the xbox 360
4. I don't do drama unless it is a tv show, movie or a book
5. I love to read
6. I don't judge people
7. I believe everything happens for a reason
8. I am very loyal and supportive
9. I have a very strange/weird sense of humor
10. I am an avid The Ohio State University sports fan - Go Buckeyes!
11. I am honest
12. My new interest is ghost hunting
13. I want to travel more and explore new cities
14. I love music...especially the 80's
15. I want to meet new friends
16. I have only lived in 3 different cities (all in the same state)
17. The last few years I have pretty much been a homebody, but I want to change that
18. I want to expand my interests and experiences
19. Ask me anything, and I will answer (some I won't share in public though)
20. My favorite color is blue
21. I don't like scary/horror films
22. I have no kids..but I have a niece and nephew
23. I love to shop even window shopping is cool
24. I won't meet anyone new, unless I have talked to you on the phone
25. I am a pisces
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Old 12-04-2011, 05:35 AM   #3
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Default ok here goes ! lol!

1. my name is barnes . i got this name from my real father at age 5 becuase my mother remarried and to save me trouble adjusting at school with a dif last name than her she changed it legally to my stepfathers last name and this infuriated my real father as he was so proud to have me . he went along with it as to not cause riff with my mother but began to call me barnes from that day on !
2. my real father raised me as a boy i wasnt to cry if it was cold or hard or sad . he made me tuff as steel and i liked it . we r very close. the butcher i get the better he and i get along.
3. i am 43 and my bday is 9/11.
4. i have 2 bio girls 1 13 and the other 17 both amazing and enbrase my butchness. we r a thicker than thieves. both r bisexual lol .
5. i am an artist with a 6 year degree doubled majored with a bfa in drawing and another in painting.
6. needless to say im as visual as they come.
7. im a severe dislexic as a child i had to go to a visual learning school. i manged to graduate college with a 3.05 gpa.
8. i am an awful speller always have been . i make my own words up kinda like conceptual art thank God for internet language i fit in great.
9. i have searched for love all my life to no avail.
10. i had a spiritual experience over 19 years ago. before that i was a devout athiest.
11. i am a recovering alcoholic in aa since i was 15 with many falls from the wagon the longest stretch of sobriety was 8 years not even cough medicine did i take then !
12. i spend way too much time online and not enough time with my children.
13. i have been married 6 times. 4 men and 2 women.
14. most times i feel utterly alone.
15. i loath liars.
16. i am honest abe to a fault and because of that possibly have no manners.
17. i am the hardest worker u ever saw because of that im down in my back i get nerve blocks (they really do help). because of this i feel less than a butch . i equate butchness with hard work period.
18. i hate injustice.
19. im telepathic.
20. i love to talk on the phone and video/cam/voice chat with others.
21. as ruff and tuff as i am i cry .
22. i pray all day everyday,
23,i just recently came out of a serious relationship/marriage and i can hardly breathe at times. i feel utterly unlovable at the moment.
24. i do mission work. worked at a soup kitchen for a year. now at a clothes closet for the poor.
25. i am recently obsessed with amy winehouse.
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Old 12-04-2011, 10:34 AM   #4
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1. On July 20, 1969, I got into trouble just prior to the televised broadcast of Neil Armstrong walking on the moon. I was sent to my room and didn't get to watch it.
2. I have a secret I am not sharing here.
3. I've lived in 3 different cities in Tennessee, 2 cities in Kentucky, lived in both North and South Georgia. Bet you can't guess I have a southern accent.
4. I have gone white water rafting on class 5 rapids in West Virginia.
5. I was very disappointed with the x-ray glasses I sent away for from the back of a comic book.
6. I have dry skin and a decent sense of humor, not to mention I own a blue sponge.
7. I always liked Bert better than Ernie.
8. I was so clever in high school I won national prizes at the Math Olympics. Now my math skills are barely enough to calculate how to double the ingredients for a cocktail recipe.
9. I get angry when non-Twitter people say Twitter is just people discussing their breakfasts. Only an idiot tweets their breakfast. I tweet my lunch though.
10. My favorite movie is "Duel".
11. I’ve never seen the movie Avatar and never read a Harry Potter book. Don’t intend to either.
12. When I was learning to drive my father always took me to a graveyard and allowed me to drive through it. One day I asked him why I could only drive in the graveyard and he said, because it was less likely for me to kill anyone there.
13. I love sandwiches.
14. Before I met Beasley, every night I slept with my monkey Malcolm.
15. My name is really not uglyboi.
16. I thought Mary Ann was WAY hotter than Ginger.
17. My favorite song of all time? The Theme from Shaft by Issac Hayes.
18. I am a terrible dancer, but my singing is even worse.
19. Love shrimp
20. I believe that Justin Bieber is just one more sign of the coming apocalypse.
21. I went to the 1994 Olympics. A bomb went off.
22. I was a punk when I was 15.
23. I dislike Sushi.
24. Beasley's nickname is "Lolly".
25. The only fistfight I've ever been in was early on in elementary school when I got beat up by a girl named Julie Thompson. She wailed away on me until I put a finger through one of her hoop earrings and then she went really still. We became good friends despite this.
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Old 12-04-2011, 11:00 AM   #5
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1. I've played chess since I was 14 years old; have gone to tournaments but now just for fun.
2. I have an extensive library of disaster books
3. Ditto with dinosaurs
4. I watch NFL football without fail whenever it's on
5. I like traveling to the sites of disasters-where the Eastland capsized, where the Chicago Fire started, the site of the East Ohio Gas Explosion in Cleveland, the Triangle Shirtwaist Factory, and more.
6. I'm part Irish, but out of Belfast
7. I love Godzilla movies
8. I dislike chick flicks
9. I read "classic" novels for their windows on different times
10. Dick Francis is one of my favorite mystery authors
11. I haven't ridden a bicycle (besides exercise bikes) in 14 years
12. I never learned to ride a bike with speeds and the brakes on the handlebars.
13. I have terrible hand-eye coordination and cannot play anything involving hitting a small ball.
14. I have a Norweigan Forest Cat and a Torbie kitten. The NFC is so huge, they look like a cartoon together.
15. I hate shopping, except on foreign soil.
16. I don't like beaches or cruises; I love to see historical sites.
17. My favorite vacation-so far-was to the Midlands of England
18. I can speak some French, Spanish and Russian.
19. My favorite artists are Moti and Van Gogh
20. One of my favorite songs is Leningrad Cowboys' cover of "Knockin' on Heaven's Door"
21. I have learned more about joy in simple pleasures from my son, who is profoundly disabled and in a residential facility.
22. Spring is my favorite season
23. I wear a lot of black for simplicity
24. I am the shyest person I know
25. I almost never go to movies, except for the kids.
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Old 12-04-2011, 12:52 PM   #6
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Default I don't know how NOT to talk about myself, so this thread is perfect for me.

1. I am a Gemini

2. I am 37 and think that something wonderful and magical should happen to me at this age, but it hasn't yet.

3. One of my childhood nicknames was Short Shit. I haven't quite outgrown it yet.

4. I keep the ashes of my favorite pet, Willow Anastacia, on the computer desk. Having her close helps me feel that she's still sort of here, like she's just in another room right now.

5. Though I'm a pretty good typist, I still have to look when I type numbers. Always.

6. I love music. I love Madonna. Both kept me sane through my craptastic childhood and are the only reasons I am still here today. You can not like her, but don't diss her or say that Lady Gaga is better than her because you will have a lengthy debate on your hands if you do.

7. Boogie Wonderland by Earth, Wind and Fire is one of my top 3 favorite songs, ever.

8. I've been married twice. Pregnant once. No children.

9. I have far too many clothes because I am a good shopper and because retail therapy is truly healing, albeit temporary.

10. The strangest place I've ever had sex was far up in an oak tree.

11. I fancy myself a writer of sorts but have been muse-less for some time now.

12. I prefer to sleep with a fan on, even in winter. I like the noise. I learned this from my best friend I've had since middle school.

13. I've lived in FL, WA, TX, MS and NY.

14. I'm half pure Italian and half mutt (French, English, Dutch, and Asian). There's more, I'm sure, but that's all that we can account for at this time.

15. My cell is archaic.

16. I love, love, love good erotica. Note: I said GOOD erotica. Crap is crap until it's good.

17. I may or may not be very opinionated.

18. I truly believe I was meant to be a redhead. Maybe next year I'll take the plunge.

19. I love chick flicks, especially rom coms.

20. Horror movies do not help my overactive imagination at all. I am more than happy to come into the room at the end and ask you to tell me about it though.

21. Lucky Charms is my go to comfort cereal, but I'll eat Basic 4 when I'm trying to eat better.

22. I want more tattoos.

23. My favorite movie of all time is Auntie Mame.

24. I've worn glasses since I was 14 months old. If I had a dollar for every pair I went through....

25. I wanted to be a dancer or a singer growing up. Sadly, I have the talent for neither.
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1. i got the name "smouldering" from a British ex of mine who always said i have a "smouldering" look and it stuck.
2. i can be really shy when first meeting new people like painfully shy, but i warm up quickly.. sometimes lol.
3. i HATE flying.
4. i have been told i have a really nice voice lol
5. i am 34 years old, but have been mistaken for a high school student on several occasions.
6. i have a 16 year old daughter with special needs.
7. i am a very private person in public but can be an open book privately if i feel i can trust you.
8. i am an Empath and sensitive.
9. i am a Pantheist and Pagan.
10. i have eclectic taste in music and fashion.
11. i am pretty laid back and very open minded.
12. i love to cook and bake.
13. i am soft spoken but have quite the odd sense of humor and am flirty.
14. i love to make people laugh and feel good.
15. People are surprised to learn that although i am naturally submissive i was a professional Dominatrix.
16. i am a certified hypnotist.
17. i am obsessed with demonology and the paranormal.
18. i love dogs, horses and most furry animals and rodents.
19. i have severe arthritis in my ankle due to a really bad fall when i was 10.
20. i am addicted to amazon.com
21. i am addicted to Chipotle steak burritos lol
22. i am a girly girl but i do not carry a purse.
23. i watch football
24. i know sign language, but am a little rusty now.
25. i was a Girl Scout from age 6 to 16 and i miss it!
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1. I’m a fairly classic ENTP. While everyone thinks I’m such an extrovert, I disagree. Staying present is exhausting for me. I’m also a true Scorpio.
2. I always wanted to play the trumpet. In third grade someone let me borrow theirs and I tried for three weeks to make sound come out. No luck. That ended my love affair with the trumpet.
3. I played lacrosse on the boys team in high school.
4. I love books. I collect autographed copies. I was lucky to have a job at one point where I met important, published people.
5. I never curse or show disrespect to, or in front, of older people. Under any circumstances.
6. Surprise! I’m impulsive.
7. I love going to Yankee’s games. The last time I was set to go to Pride in NYC, I got tickets to the first Subway Series in the new Shea stadium, aka Citi Field. I never made it to Pride. The stadium was amazing, and of course, the Yankee’s won. (They throw games occasionally to keep people from complaining how they always win - they are humble that way.)
8. It took me three weeks to watch Schindler’s List. I could only watch small bits at a time. Then I’d lose it, regroup and force myself to watch a little more.
9. While I’m not afraid of heights, I am afraid of ladders. During firefighting training, we had to raise a 25 foot extension ladder in full gear and race to the top of the building. It was a timed test. I had the lowest time. I had no problem getting on the roof. Getting down was a different story. The instructor had to come up and talk me down. lol. I spent the rest of the day doing it over and over until I mastered it. I still hate ladders, but I can get off the roof. I did find that I was more motivated when the building was actually on fire.
10. I don’t really believe in superstitions, yet will still throw salt over my shoulder if it’s spilled, never walk under ladders, never lay hats on a bed or open umbrellas indoors. My grandmother put the fear of god into me when I was little.
11. I’m the only person in my family that has ever voted or went to college.
12. I’m am oldest child and very competitive.
13. I had serious hearing problems until the fourth grade. I learned to read everything to understand what was going on and it became my first great escape. I finished the entire Hardy Boys collection in second grade. My first “paper” in the sixth grade was a book report on the Odessa File by Frederick Forsyth.
14. Ham and cream cheese are delicious together. Cream cheese on hot dogs - delicious too.
15. I substitute ground turkey for anything that requires hamburger and quickly hide the package so no one knows. They never know. lol. Only turkey hot dogs too.
16. I may be one of only five people in the world that actually loves Grape Nuts cereal.
17. I hate the snow and dislike upstate NY. I have fallen in love with the idea of living in Ecuador.
18. Although I do love the ocean, I don’t swim anywhere where I can’t see the bottom.
19. I love poetry and the classics. I don’t have command over English in the way that great or even good writers do. So many rules. I’m only able to write from emotion. It made learning Spanish hard too. How can you learn the rules of another language without knowing what the rules are in your own? I have no idea what the past predicates or participles are, just that they exist.
20. I automatically assume that math, science, physics and statistics majors are smarter than me. I generally like them immediately and find them fascinating. My brain just doesn’t work that way.
21. I love to hear about what people do for a living. I could listen to those stories all day. Or how they came to this country, or stories about life up until 1960.
22. My favorite songs of all time are Radar Love by Golden Earring, Rhumboogie by the Andrew Sisters and Opus One by Tommy Dorsey. Random, I know. Music was my second great escape.
23. The minute I learned how to “Act as if” my life changed forever.
24. I once wrote a letter to His Highness Sheikh Mohammed bin Rashid Al Maktoum, the king of Dubai and told him that I would love to visit his country, but he would need to change his policy against Israel. I haven’t heard back, so I assume he’s still thinking it over.
25. I’ve always been a news fanatic, even more so since 9/11. CNN is always on somewhere in my house and I usually run a live feed at work.
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