Overheard ~

princessbelle · 12-08-2011, 10:29 AM

Belle: OMG i'm not framing that picture. Look how big my butt looks in that. If i was something you could eat, there would be no hunger left in the world.

Bully: "Laughing"

Belle: Excuse me?

Bully: No dear, it's the dress making you look like that, it's not your butt.
And anyway, look at me in that pic, i look big, omg.

Belle: Does it really matter? Is this about you?

Bully:

tonaderspeisung · 12-09-2011, 07:00 PM

the kid across the street from me - about 13ish
he was breaking downed tree limbs with his friends
karate chopping with his feet

i overheard him sing this ditty after a successful chop

in the style of milkshake by kelis
"my karate breaks all the boards in the yard - that's right it's better than yours
i can teach you but i'd have to charge"

1QuirkyKiwi · 12-20-2011, 04:37 AM

Girl: “Dad! Can I dye my hair green?”
Dad: “I’ll save you the money, I’ll just sneeze on your hair, instead! How’s that?”
Girl:”Eeeeeeewwwww! No way, that’s gross!

I was helpless with laughter! LOL!

tonaderspeisung · 12-21-2011, 05:50 PM

guy to a woman in the next queue over at the drug store

"hello, excuse me. i don't know if you remember me but i'm the guy who broke into your car a couple months ago."

further discussion seems to indicate that the break in was a positive experience

weatherboi · 12-21-2011, 07:55 PM

Worm to his little brother....

"Santa delivers everything in a 3,000 pound sack."

Martina · 01-06-2012, 08:33 PM

Rachel Maddow said, "I don't bite unless you want me to." Swoon.

12-08-2011, 10:29 AM	#1
princessbelle Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: femme Preferred Pronoun?: femme ones Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Tennessee Posts: 6,100 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 29,380 Thanked 30,496 Times in 5,198 Posts Rep Power: 21474858	Belle: OMG i'm not framing that picture. Look how big my butt looks in that. If i was something you could eat, there would be no hunger left in the world. Bully: "Laughing" Belle: Excuse me? Bully: No dear, it's the dress making you look like that, it's not your butt. And anyway, look at me in that pic, i look big, omg. Belle: Does it really matter? Is this about you? Bully: __________________ ~ I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel. ~ Maya Angelou

12-20-2011, 04:37 AM	#3
1QuirkyKiwi Senior Member How Do You Identify?: BBW. Unique femininity that does not encompass the western paradigm. Preferred Pronoun?: Anything Respectful! Relationship Status: Single, Happy, not Desparate or Looking, but Open to Possibilities... Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Europe and Aotearoa on a 5:2 ratio. Posts: 2,308 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 11,003 Thanked 6,035 Times in 1,617 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	Girl: “Dad! Can I dye my hair green?” Dad: “I’ll save you the money, I’ll just sneeze on your hair, instead! How’s that?” Girl:”Eeeeeeewwwww! No way, that’s gross! I was helpless with laughter! LOL! __________________ What will make the difference to me is your strength of character and what's in your heart...

12-21-2011, 07:55 PM	#5
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12-09-2011, 07:00 PM	#2
tonaderspeisung Member How Do You Identify?: asleep at the synthesizer Preferred Pronoun?: crown prince of dirty disco Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: the dollar bin Posts: 1,392 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,082 Thanked 1,752 Times in 849 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	the kid across the street from me - about 13ish he was breaking downed tree limbs with his friends karate chopping with his feet i overheard him sing this ditty after a successful chop in the style of milkshake by kelis "my karate breaks all the boards in the yard - that's right it's better than yours i can teach you but i'd have to charge"

12-21-2011, 05:50 PM	#4
tonaderspeisung Member How Do You Identify?: asleep at the synthesizer Preferred Pronoun?: crown prince of dirty disco Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: the dollar bin Posts: 1,392 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,082 Thanked 1,752 Times in 849 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	guy to a woman in the next queue over at the drug store "hello, excuse me. i don't know if you remember me but i'm the guy who broke into your car a couple months ago." further discussion seems to indicate that the break in was a positive experience

01-06-2012, 08:33 PM	#6
Martina Senior Member How Do You Identify?: * Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: * Posts: 4,999 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 13,409 Thanked 18,285 Times in 4,167 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	Rachel Maddow said, "I don't bite unless you want me to." Swoon.