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			Whew. This second time I got David Foster Wallace. (Who committed suicide not that long ago.) 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			I had it analyze a blog post I wrote about a Halloween dummy who turned out really to be a dead person. Sounds like something "David" would write. 
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			We all might as well just fold and look up Cory Doctorow. Maybe he's E.L.'s brother.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			So I got:  I write like Chuck Palahniuk 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	*shrugs* Will research ol' Chuck later.  
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			I got Stephen King for my fiction writing and David Foster Wallace for my blog type writing.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			I write mainly porn  
		
		
		
		
		
		
			   So not really sure who to put for that.
		
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			David Foster Wallace. Odd, since I just bought one of his books last week. 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			Apparently I write like Arthur Conan Doyle interesting
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			Just submit a piece of some of your writing "porn" and it will tell you just like any other writing submission would . That's what I did and it said I wrote like Ann Rice. The crazy of that is, I love Ann Rice's writing.. I have a quote from her on my page actually lo 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			I write like 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			Apparently I have different writing styles.  
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	I have two different blogs. One style is like David Foster Wallace. I had to google him. "David Foster Wallace , whose prodigiously observant, exuberantly plotted, grammatically and etymologically challenging, philosophically probing and culturally hyper-contemporary novels, stories and essays made him an heir to modern virtuosos...died at age 46." One of his novels made Time's All-Time 100 Greatest Novels list. My other blog however, says I write like Anne Rice (one of my favs). 'Nuff said. ![]()  | 
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			You write like David Foster Wallace = You are highly intelligent, but also highly deranged, so though we love your stuff in the abstract, we cannot begin to sludge through it in the actual.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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 I hope it wasn't Infinite Jest. I would love to have finished Infinite Jest, but I had a job and a kid and a dog. And my own mania had been treated already.... 
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			I put in a few pieces of erotica. Maybe that's the wrong word for them. They're very realistic, with no flowery description. I call them "scenes," YKWIM? 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			Anyway, they all came out as Ann Rice. That Vampire person? I don't see how that relate-.... Oh, wait, yeah I do.  
		
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 Apparently I write like David Foster Wallace. (I really don't know who that is, but I hope he's good) Thank you for letting me know what to do with that. I have a bad habit of coming in in the middle of a conversation not knowing what the hell I'm talking about until someone says...'you don't know what the hell you're talking about, let me help you'..lmao. So now I know... 
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			I write like... Raymond Chandler who knew... 
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			i misread this thread as, 'what do you like to write' ...as far as 'who do you write like' i would hope, whoever--we don't end sentences in prepositions (however unlikely). Last edited by apretty; 12-18-2011 at 10:47 PM.  | 
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