Sarcasm, Scathing Witticisms & Uninspiring Quotes - Page 8

tapu · 12-11-2011, 09:56 PM

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Bite me.
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Inked_Trinity · 12-12-2011, 09:55 AM

Sarcasm is bitchy's smarter, better dressed sister.

luv2luvgirls · 12-12-2011, 10:13 AM

Procrastination has it's good side. You always have something to do tomorrow

luv2luvgirls · 12-12-2011, 10:15 AM

luv2luvgirls · 12-12-2011, 10:16 AM

luv2luvgirls · 12-12-2011, 10:24 AM

luv2luvgirls · 12-12-2011, 12:08 PM

By the power vested in me, I now pronounce you deleted and blocked. You may now kiss my ass!

Inked_Trinity · 12-12-2011, 12:29 PM

If I had to live with seven men...... I'd take the poison apple too!

Gemme · 12-12-2011, 06:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tapu

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Bite me.
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Ha!

My usual response would be:

Where?

and

How hard?

That usually garners me a followed by the type of awkward silence that I like...when they are trying to figure out to come back from that but just haven't quite made it yet.

Inked_Trinity · 12-12-2011, 07:30 PM

some people say I'm a horrible person, but it's not true! I have the heart of an innocent girl........
in a jar, on my desk

*Anya* · 12-12-2011, 09:35 PM

Evolution -- life's a niche, and then you die

Inked_Trinity · 12-13-2011, 08:01 AM

Sometimes in life you have to skip grabbing the bull by the horns and go straight for the balls!

smouldering · 12-13-2011, 05:24 PM

"Do you need some sun? you're looking fucking shady!!"

Inked_Trinity · 12-13-2011, 06:12 PM

You'll find out that messing with me is like masturbation, it sounds like a pretty good idea at first but once you get done you realize you just screwed yourself.

Inked_Trinity · 12-14-2011, 05:32 AM

You never know how creative your thought process is until you sit on a wet toilet seat trying to convince yourself that it is definitely something other than pee!!!

Honey · 12-14-2011, 06:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Inked_Trinity

You never know how creative your thought process is until you sit on a wet toilet seat trying to convince yourself that it is definitely something other than pee!!!

I think the pee may be the lesser of many evils ! Oooo

luv2luvgirls · 12-14-2011, 06:34 AM

luv2luvgirls · 12-14-2011, 07:22 AM

luv2luvgirls · 12-14-2011, 07:23 AM

Inked_Trinity · 12-14-2011, 09:33 AM

Oh no you deleted me........ what are you gonna do next, call me a Meany at snack time?

12-11-2011, 09:56 PM	#141
tapu Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Understated butch. Preferred Pronoun?: I Relationship Status: Party of One Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Maine Posts: 1,654 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,324 Thanked 3,114 Times in 1,103 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	. Bite me. . __________________ Really? That's not funny to you?

12-12-2011, 09:55 AM	#142
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,926 Times in 1,818 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Sarcasm is bitchy's smarter, better dressed sister. __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

12-12-2011, 12:29 PM	#148
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,926 Times in 1,818 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	If I had to live with seven men...... I'd take the poison apple too! __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

12-12-2011, 07:30 PM	#150
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,926 Times in 1,818 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	some people say I'm a horrible person, but it's not true! I have the heart of an innocent girl........ in a jar, on my desk __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

12-12-2011, 09:35 PM	#151
Anya Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: Lesbian non-stone femme Preferred Pronoun?: She, her Relationship Status: Committed to being good to myself Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: West Coast Posts: 8,258 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 39,306 Thanked 40,461 Times in 7,283 Posts Rep Power: 21474858	Evolution -- life's a niche, and then you die __________________ ~Anya~ Democracy Dies in Darkness ~Washington Post "...I'm deeply concerned by recently adopted policies which punish children for their parents’ actions ... The thought that any State would seek to deter parents by inflicting such abuse on children is unconscionable." UN Human Rights commissioner

12-12-2011, 10:13 AM	#143
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12-12-2011, 10:15 AM	#144
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12-12-2011, 10:16 AM	#145
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12-12-2011, 10:24 AM	#146
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12-12-2011, 12:08 PM	#147
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12-13-2011, 08:01 AM	#152
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,926 Times in 1,818 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Sometimes in life you have to skip grabbing the bull by the horns and go straight for the balls! __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

12-13-2011, 05:24 PM	#153
smouldering Member How Do You Identify?: Punky girly girl, glittery femme Preferred Pronoun?: she, her, etc. Relationship Status: Single, Recovering Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Ohio Posts: 1,288 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,306 Thanked 3,974 Times in 924 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	"Do you need some sun? you're looking fucking shady!!" __________________ ~~Smouldering~~ Suit the action to the word, the word to the action. ~William Shakespeare

12-13-2011, 06:12 PM	#154
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,926 Times in 1,818 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	You'll find out that messing with me is like masturbation, it sounds like a pretty good idea at first but once you get done you realize you just screwed yourself. __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

12-14-2011, 05:32 AM	#155
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,926 Times in 1,818 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	You never know how creative your thought process is until you sit on a wet toilet seat trying to convince yourself that it is definitely something other than pee!!! __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

12-14-2011, 06:34 AM	#157
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12-14-2011, 09:33 AM	#160
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,926 Times in 1,818 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Oh no you deleted me........ what are you gonna do next, call me a Meany at snack time? __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.