Sarcasm, Scathing Witticisms & Uninspiring Quotes

Inked_Trinity · 12-13-2011, 08:01 AM

Sometimes in life you have to skip grabbing the bull by the horns and go straight for the balls!

smouldering · 12-13-2011, 05:24 PM

"Do you need some sun? you're looking fucking shady!!"

Inked_Trinity · 12-13-2011, 06:12 PM

You'll find out that messing with me is like masturbation, it sounds like a pretty good idea at first but once you get done you realize you just screwed yourself.

Inked_Trinity · 12-14-2011, 05:32 AM

You never know how creative your thought process is until you sit on a wet toilet seat trying to convince yourself that it is definitely something other than pee!!!

Honey · 12-14-2011, 06:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Inked_Trinity

You never know how creative your thought process is until you sit on a wet toilet seat trying to convince yourself that it is definitely something other than pee!!!

I think the pee may be the lesser of many evils ! Oooo

luv2luvgirls · 12-14-2011, 06:34 AM

luv2luvgirls · 12-14-2011, 07:22 AM

12-13-2011, 08:01 AM	#1
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,927 Times in 1,819 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Sometimes in life you have to skip grabbing the bull by the horns and go straight for the balls! __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

12-13-2011, 05:24 PM	#2
smouldering Member How Do You Identify?: Punky girly girl, glittery femme Preferred Pronoun?: she, her, etc. Relationship Status: Single, Recovering Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Ohio Posts: 1,288 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,306 Thanked 3,974 Times in 924 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	"Do you need some sun? you're looking fucking shady!!" __________________ ~~Smouldering~~ Suit the action to the word, the word to the action. ~William Shakespeare

12-13-2011, 06:12 PM	#3
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,927 Times in 1,819 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	You'll find out that messing with me is like masturbation, it sounds like a pretty good idea at first but once you get done you realize you just screwed yourself. __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

12-14-2011, 05:32 AM	#4
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,927 Times in 1,819 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	You never know how creative your thought process is until you sit on a wet toilet seat trying to convince yourself that it is definitely something other than pee!!! __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

12-14-2011, 06:34 AM	#6
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12-14-2011, 07:22 AM	#7
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