Come again?

atomiczombie · 12-13-2011, 10:33 PM

Hmm, how do I let someone know I am ready for sex?

I give her my devilish grin, stand really close to her, kiss her neck, run my hands along the inner edges of her clothing, touch all those sensitive places that make her gasp, etc. That usually does it.

kannon · 12-13-2011, 11:01 PM

Last resort, when all other efforts have failed.

barry white

tazz · 12-13-2011, 11:04 PM

and again...and again...and again... mmm mmm... wonderful

kannon · 12-13-2011, 11:07 PM

chai~ · 12-13-2011, 11:50 PM

ummmm...what does "shave em dry" mean?

*scratching head*

Ryobi · 12-14-2011, 12:14 AM

Holy Hannah! I like it.

This might help. philxmilstein.com/probe/pix/oliver.htm

SoNotHer · 12-14-2011, 01:37 AM

I've been emailed that in fact the version of "Shave 'em dry" that I posted was actually written by Lucille Bogan herself. I can't edit the original post, so I'm noting the correction here. Another version was written by Ma Rainey. Fun posts so far, but where are all the colorful innuendos, euphemisms and expressions? Any of these ring a bell for you?

"a poke in the whiskers"

"a knee trembler"

"a chance sandwich"

"Yanking the plank"

"Manning the cockpit"

"double peptide"

"getting your palm read by Mr. Softee"

"rubbing the donut"

and who can resist -

"Yodeling in the canyon" and "the A-frame Orgasm"

persiphone · 12-14-2011, 08:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by atomiczombie

Hmm, how do I let someone know I am ready for sex?

I give her my devilish grin, stand really close to her, kiss her neck, run my hands along the inner edges of her clothing, touch all those sensitive places that make her gasp, etc. That usually does it.

*stands really close to atomic*
*whistles innocently*

Cid · 12-14-2011, 08:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by atomiczombie

Hmm, how do I let someone know I am ready for sex?

I give her my devilish grin, stand really close to her, kiss her neck, run my hands along the inner edges of her clothing, touch all those sensitive places that make her gasp, etc. That usually does it.

Yup, that would do it for me!

12-13-2011, 10:33 PM	#1
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12-14-2011, 12:14 AM	#6
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12-13-2011, 11:50 PM	#5
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12-14-2011, 01:37 AM	#7
SoNotHer Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Professional Sandbagger and Jenga Zumba Instructor Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: In the master control room of my world domination dreams Posts: 2,811 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 6,587 Thanked 4,734 Times in 1,409 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	I've been emailed that in fact the version of "Shave 'em dry" that I posted was actually written by Lucille Bogan herself. I can't edit the original post, so I'm noting the correction here. Another version was written by Ma Rainey. Fun posts so far, but where are all the colorful innuendos, euphemisms and expressions? Any of these ring a bell for you? "a poke in the whiskers" "a knee trembler" "a chance sandwich" "Yanking the plank" "Manning the cockpit" "double peptide" "getting your palm read by Mr. Softee" "rubbing the donut" and who can resist - "Yodeling in the canyon" and "the A-frame Orgasm"