Sarcasm, Scathing Witticisms & Uninspiring Quotes

Miss July · 12-15-2011, 11:34 AM

Looks like your 5 squares short of a Bingo

Gas, Ass or Grass no one rides for free

Don't write a check with your mouth, that your ass can't cover

pinkgeek · 12-15-2011, 12:35 PM

because.... When I check out, if spent shell casings aren't littered around my feet, I didn't check out right.

We have more to fear from the bungling of the incompetent than from the machinations of the wicked.

Every cloud has a silver lining (except for the mushroom shaped ones, which have a lining of Iridium & Strontium 90).

Get your mind out of the gutter - it's blocking my view.

Wine is the answer. I don't remember the question.

If you can't say anything nice, then at least have the decency to be vague.

Inked_Trinity · 12-15-2011, 02:07 PM

Sometimes, you just have to choose between a sarcastic smile or a middle finger. Today, I choose both! At the same time!

12-15-2011, 11:34 AM	#1
Miss July Member How Do You Identify?: Bitchy, Self Sufficient, High Femme Preferred Pronoun?: Mizz (Bitch) Relationship Status: Not LOOKING Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Sunny CA Posts: 362 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 158 Thanked 515 Times in 156 Posts Rep Power: 5207568	Feeling a bit Snarky today Looks like your 5 squares short of a Bingo Gas, Ass or Grass no one rides for free Don't write a check with your mouth, that your ass can't cover __________________ Sorry...................My Give A Damn Meter Is Broken I Am A Bitch, But I Ain't Yo Bitch http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u.../ny/ny1303.gif

12-15-2011, 12:35 PM	#2
pinkgeek Member How Do You Identify?: that grrl Preferred Pronoun?: she, her, grrl, piranha, monkey Relationship Status: captured.... Join Date: May 2010 Location: Australia Posts: 377 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,054 Thanked 1,456 Times in 311 Posts Rep Power: 13998707	Oh look a thread made just for me...... because.... When I check out, if spent shell casings aren't littered around my feet, I didn't check out right. We have more to fear from the bungling of the incompetent than from the machinations of the wicked. Every cloud has a silver lining (except for the mushroom shaped ones, which have a lining of Iridium & Strontium 90). Get your mind out of the gutter - it's blocking my view. Wine is the answer. I don't remember the question. If you can't say anything nice, then at least have the decency to be vague. __________________ ------------------------------------ ~pink "I‘m heir to madness. Vessel of perversion. Your nightmare should you cross me." ((Want to read about my life in Hawaii and my ongoing war against the roosters and my pony size dog and my wedding?)) http://www.alohafemme.wordpress.com/

12-15-2011, 02:07 PM	#3
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,925 Times in 1,818 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Sometimes, you just have to choose between a sarcastic smile or a middle finger. Today, I choose both! At the same time! __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.