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12-16-2011, 08:18 PM
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 I have to say that it's a good thing that brat of a boy calling his parents stupid and that last boy aren't mine. They would never say shit like that again, I assure you. However...today, I was talking with the daughter of a long time customer and we were talking about her parents losing the keys to their lock and she said, "They're old. They shouldn't have keys" and it just cracked me the Hell up because we'd been discussing what her dad and his brother....a couple of sixty somethings....were doing when they lost the keys and it just rubbed my funny bone. |
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12-16-2011, 08:28 PM
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This guy at work always calls me a freakin' hippie. Today he named me Moonflower..lol. That really cracked me up.
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12-17-2011, 10:21 AM
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i got out of bed this morning to make sure my son got his pills.... just in time to watch him walk back through the back door... in boxer briefs and his coat... holding the key to the shed... and a truly disappointed look.... he couldn't get the shed door unlocked to see the christmas presents... that cracked me up.
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01-08-2012, 09:55 AM
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Last night...
Being razzed by few people last night.
Being asked a few hundred questions about her. The bantering amongst friends. Being conned into going to a bar because it was someone's birthday Bumpah. Her laughter when I was telling her a few things on the phone outside the restaurant.
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01-08-2012, 03:25 PM
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I support Gay Sex and Abortion because I'm for anything that prevents another Rick Santorum from coming into this world. |
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01-11-2012, 08:59 PM
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