Sarcasm, Scathing Witticisms & Uninspiring Quotes

tapu · 12-20-2011, 10:00 AM

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Were you saying anything I needed to respond to?

Inked_Trinity · 12-20-2011, 10:14 AM

Inked_Trinity · 12-20-2011, 12:04 PM

"When one door closes another one opens", what sounds like optimism to most people, sounds like Maximum security to me...

Honey · 12-20-2011, 07:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Inked_Trinity

"When one door closes another one opens", what sounds like optimism to most people, sounds like Maximum security to me...

I say, when a door closes, kick it the f**k down !

Inked_Trinity · 12-20-2011, 08:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Honey

I say, when a door closes, kick it the f**k down !

I like the way you think!!!!!

Glenn · 12-21-2011, 06:54 AM

"If us poor slobs can't stick together and help each other, then we ain't worth the gun powder to blow our brains out."- (My General)-Granny

Inked_Trinity · 12-23-2011, 08:34 PM

Be careful of bull sharks, they swim in shallow water. Be careful of bullshit too, it swims in shallow people

Inked_Trinity · 12-24-2011, 07:43 AM

It's always an awkward moment when you are standing around in your superhero costume waiting for crime to happen..

Inked_Trinity · 12-26-2011, 08:39 PM

Sex is like mud boggin... the deeper you go the wilder it gets!

SoNotHer · 12-26-2011, 08:50 PM

"Don't fuck with me, fellas! This ain't my first time at the rodeo."

Inked_Trinity · 12-27-2011, 08:54 PM

The number of ways I could care less is astounding!

Inked_Trinity · 12-29-2011, 08:47 PM

some people are plugged in but the switch just isn't turned on

Inked_Trinity · 12-29-2011, 08:51 PM

Is practicing being positive today. For example, I'm Positive you're F*king stupid. See it's working..

Inked_Trinity · 01-04-2012, 10:07 AM

Have you ever taken a second look at your ex and thought quietly to yourself, "Was I drunk our entire relationship??"

Inked_Trinity · 12-27-2011, 10:28 AM

I hate it when strangers say "I don't bite"..... cause the first thing I think when I meet a person is HOLY SHIT the bitch is gonna bite me!

Honey · 12-27-2011, 11:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Inked_Trinity

I hate it when strangers say "I don't bite"..... cause the first thing I think when I meet a person is HOLY SHIT the bitch is gonna bite me!

You 'd think that if ya knew me.......

kannon · 12-26-2011, 09:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Honey

I say, when a door closes, kick it the f**k down !

otherwise known as breaking and entering.

Honey · 12-27-2011, 03:09 AM

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Originally Posted by kannon

otherwise known as breaking and entering.

I thought we were playing out little, "Rapist Serial Killer" game.......Thats what I'm telling the cops anyway !! Hey, who's got the bail money .....I wouldn't do well in the penn ?!! I'd have to get a "daddy" and all....Wait a minute.....Hmmm....

*Anya* · 12-27-2011, 08:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Honey

I thought we were playing out little, "Rapist Serial Killer" game.......Thats what I'm telling the cops anyway !! Hey, who's got the bail money .....I wouldn't do well in the penn ?!! I'd have to get a "daddy" and all....Wait a minute.....Hmmm....

Derail alert:

Hey, the thought of a Prison daddy is a big redeeming factor for me if I ever have to go-just sayin'

tapu · 12-21-2011, 09:00 AM

So! Which one of you is the mother?

12-20-2011, 10:00 AM	#1
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12-20-2011, 10:14 AM	#2
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12-20-2011, 12:04 PM	#3
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,927 Times in 1,819 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	"When one door closes another one opens", what sounds like optimism to most people, sounds like Maximum security to me... __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

12-21-2011, 06:54 AM	#6
Glenn Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Ol butch bones. Preferred Pronoun?: Old thing Relationship Status: Too old to play. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: :rolleyes: Posts: 1,547 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,602 Thanked 3,729 Times in 1,095 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	"If us poor slobs can't stick together and help each other, then we ain't worth the gun powder to blow our brains out."- (My General)-Granny __________________ 1 Kings 19:12

12-23-2011, 08:34 PM	#7
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,927 Times in 1,819 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Be careful of bull sharks, they swim in shallow water. Be careful of bullshit too, it swims in shallow people __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

12-24-2011, 07:43 AM	#8
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,927 Times in 1,819 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	It's always an awkward moment when you are standing around in your superhero costume waiting for crime to happen.. __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

12-26-2011, 08:39 PM	#9
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,927 Times in 1,819 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Sex is like mud boggin... the deeper you go the wilder it gets! __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

12-26-2011, 08:50 PM	#10
SoNotHer Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Professional Sandbagger and Jenga Zumba Instructor Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: In the master control room of my world domination dreams Posts: 2,811 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 6,587 Thanked 4,735 Times in 1,409 Posts Rep Power: 21474851	Feelin' this one today "Don't fuck with me, fellas! This ain't my first time at the rodeo."

12-27-2011, 08:54 PM	#11
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,927 Times in 1,819 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	The number of ways I could care less is astounding! __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

12-29-2011, 08:47 PM	#12
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,927 Times in 1,819 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	some people are plugged in but the switch just isn't turned on __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

12-29-2011, 08:51 PM	#13
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,927 Times in 1,819 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	*Is practicing being positive today. For example, I'm Positive you're Fking stupid. See it's working..** __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

01-04-2012, 10:07 AM	#14
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,927 Times in 1,819 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Have you ever taken a second look at your ex and thought quietly to yourself, "Was I drunk our entire relationship??" __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

12-27-2011, 10:28 AM	#15
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,927 Times in 1,819 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	I hate it when strangers say "I don't bite"..... cause the first thing I think when I meet a person is HOLY SHIT the bitch is gonna bite me! __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

12-21-2011, 09:00 AM	#20
tapu Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Understated butch. Preferred Pronoun?: I Relationship Status: Party of One Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Maine Posts: 1,654 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,324 Thanked 3,114 Times in 1,103 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	So! Which one of you is the mother? __________________ Really? That's not funny to you?