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[Kobi]

This year Santa, I want the tip of my tongue pierced so I can play with my nose ring. Here, let me show ya......

[Soft*Silver]

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"Come here ya li'l heifer, let me be your Santy Clause..."

[Kobi]

NORAD Tracks Santa is an annual Christmas-themed entertainment program, which has existed since 1955, produced under the auspices of the North American Aerospace Defense Command (NORAD). Every year on Christmas Eve, "NORAD Tracks Santa" purports to track Santa Claus as he leaves the North Pole and delivers presents to children around the world.

The program began on December 24, 1955 when a Sears department store placed an advertisement in a Colorado Springs newspaper which told children that they could telephone Santa Claus and included a number for them to call. However, the telephone number printed was incorrect and calls instead came through to Colorado Springs' Continental Air Defense Command (CONAD) Center.

Colonel Shoup, who was on duty that night, told his staff to give all children that called in a "current location" for Santa Claus. A tradition began which continued when the North American Aerospace Defense Command (NORAD) replaced CONAD in 1958.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NORAD_Tracks_Santa

[Kobi]

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[Kobi]

Momma, does Santa wear a uniform that says Acme Chimney Sweepers?

[Inked_Trinity]

Originally Posted by Kobi

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So THAT'S how you get a pony down the chimney!

[RavynTuqiri]

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Nick developed a fascination for chimney's at a very early age....

[Scuba]

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Daddy's done something bad Billy, go get the phone! GO..GET..THE...PHONE!

[Greyson]

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Is that you Santa? It better be. I don't get up this early for just anyone.

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[Kobi]

Holy catnip Fluff, there really IS a Santa Claus!

[Inked_Trinity]

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If I hadn't seen it with my own eyes...... I would have never guessed humans were that flexible!

[Mtn]

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They had auditioned for the roles of Joseph and Mary, but this is what they got in the new Broadway show CATS-Christmas

[Midnight]

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Please oh please tell us that's tuna in your sack santa

[PaPa]

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You were eating dinner.....Are you insane??

We asked for some of the Hamburger Helper NOT to be Elven Helpers!!