Sarcasm, Scathing Witticisms & Uninspiring Quotes

Honey · 01-04-2012, 08:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Inked_Trinity

oooohhh, the handles on the mattress are to MOVE it!! I have been totally misusing them this whole time!

Fuck !! Thats not what I've been using them for either ?????

midwest chick · 01-05-2012, 06:59 PM

I used to think you took my breath away...
then I realized I was just suffocated by your bullshit.

Inked_Trinity · 01-05-2012, 07:19 PM

Let's share........ You'll take the grenade, I'll take the pin

msW8ing · 01-06-2012, 04:10 AM

Ever get the feeling somebody doesnt like you? wonder if they get the feeling you dont care?

ladyhawkxx · 01-06-2012, 04:35 AM

Age truly doesn't matter. Maturity, however, does.

midwest chick · 01-06-2012, 11:00 AM

Before diagnosing yourself with depression or low self esteem...
look around to confirm that you are not, in fact,
merely surrounded by assholes.

midwest chick · 01-06-2012, 11:04 AM

No darling, I don't think insanity runs in your family.

I think it strolls through, and takes time to get to know everyone personally.

Jett · 01-06-2012, 11:05 AM

*looking away and listening keenly, whispering* ...I hear stupid people...

Inked_Trinity · 01-07-2012, 06:01 AM

I hate when cashiers ask "Is that everything?" - Uh no, I'd also like all this invisible shit..

01-05-2012, 07:19 PM	#3
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,926 Times in 1,818 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Let's share........ You'll take the grenade, I'll take the pin __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

01-06-2012, 04:10 AM	#4
msW8ing Member How Do You Identify?: multi-faceted gem, femme, submissive babygirl if the chemistry is there. Preferred Pronoun?: lady Relationship Status: working on myself Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Lewiston, Idaho Posts: 920 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,700 Thanked 2,497 Times in 654 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	Ever get the feeling somebody doesnt like you? wonder if they get the feeling you dont care? __________________ *Don't judge me by my past..I don't live there anymore* A lady who knows the ropes..will never be bound. ~Mae West

01-06-2012, 04:35 AM	#5
ladyhawkxx Member How Do You Identify?: As a Lady would. Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: Not available. Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Go Vols! Posts: 537 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 278 Thanked 297 Times in 92 Posts Rep Power: 2616804	Age truly doesn't matter. Maturity, however, does. __________________ I am The Hawk And there's Blood on my Feathers But Time is still Turning They Soon will be Dry!

01-06-2012, 11:04 AM	#7
midwest chick Member How Do You Identify?: femme Relationship Status: married Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: here. Posts: 398 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 5,201 Thanked 1,678 Times in 338 Posts Rep Power: 21474850	No darling, I don't think insanity runs in your family. I think it strolls through, and takes time to get to know everyone personally. Last edited by midwest chick; 01-06-2012 at 11:05 AM. Reason: comma

01-06-2012, 11:05 AM	#8
Jett Member How Do You Identify?: Hardcore bullheaded grown-ass Tomboy Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: she loves my shaggy hair Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: The backroom of a night cafe plotting world domination Posts: 1,028 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,054 Thanked 3,299 Times in 568 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	looking away and listening keenly, whispering ...I hear stupid people... __________________ .......... In the depth of winter I finally learned that there was in me an invincible summer. ~Albert Camus

01-05-2012, 06:59 PM	#2
midwest chick Member How Do You Identify?: femme Relationship Status: married Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: here. Posts: 398 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 5,201 Thanked 1,678 Times in 338 Posts Rep Power: 21474850	I used to think you took my breath away... then I realized I was just suffocated by your bullshit.

01-06-2012, 11:00 AM	#6
midwest chick Member How Do You Identify?: femme Relationship Status: married Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: here. Posts: 398 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 5,201 Thanked 1,678 Times in 338 Posts Rep Power: 21474850	Before diagnosing yourself with depression or low self esteem... look around to confirm that you are not, in fact, merely surrounded by assholes.

01-07-2012, 06:01 AM	#9
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,926 Times in 1,818 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	I hate when cashiers ask "Is that everything?" - Uh no, I'd also like all this invisible shit.. __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.