Overheard ~

Lady Pamela · 01-06-2012, 08:37 PM

Overheard my grandaughter talking to her girlfriend today:
My grandma's to coolest woman in the wolrd..You will like her..We gotta take her out clubbin!"

I about died laughing..lol

1QuirkyKiwi · 01-25-2012, 02:49 PM

Neighbour just broke wind, twice!
His wife says: "Did I do something to offend you?!

I nearly fell off the Sofa from laughing! LOL!

Must close the window!

tonaderspeisung · 04-01-2012, 07:37 PM

overheard in line at the grocery
one lively debate over the alleged superiority of
vanilla ice's ninja rap to run dmc's ghostbusters rap

i have to give the gold star to run dmc for being 11 seconds shorter

tonaderspeisung · 04-12-2012, 06:10 PM

overheard at the hospital

family to patient on other side of privacy curtain:
"wow looks like they have you on some good stuff - maybe now is the time to get you to give us the secrets of the universe"

patient:
"first we have to destroy canada"

Talon · 04-13-2012, 12:50 PM

A little boy to his Dad: "Dad, I got a log backin' up".

Dad turned about 5 shades of red when I chuckled....

Ah kids, gotta love em'.

tonaderspeisung · 04-24-2012, 05:01 PM

"ayn rand was the charlie sheen of her day"

tonaderspeisung · 09-05-2012, 04:51 PM

but

i think this one takes first place in my personal roster of strange overheards

overheard by the employee break area of a local credit union
seemed to be the usual barack obama birth certificate debate until

" he doesn't have a birth certificate because he is a clone of the egyptian pharoh akhenaten - look it up on the internet"

01-06-2012, 08:37 PM	#1
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01-25-2012, 02:49 PM	#2
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04-24-2012, 05:01 PM	#6
tonaderspeisung Member How Do You Identify?: asleep at the synthesizer Preferred Pronoun?: crown prince of dirty disco Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: the dollar bin Posts: 1,392 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,082 Thanked 1,751 Times in 849 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	i admit i wanted to overhear more of this convo "ayn rand was the charlie sheen of her day"

09-05-2012, 04:51 PM	#7
tonaderspeisung Member How Do You Identify?: asleep at the synthesizer Preferred Pronoun?: crown prince of dirty disco Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: the dollar bin Posts: 1,392 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,082 Thanked 1,751 Times in 849 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	good overheards have been in short supply of late but i think this one takes first place in my personal roster of strange overheards overheard by the employee break area of a local credit union seemed to be the usual barack obama birth certificate debate until " he doesn't have a birth certificate because he is a clone of the egyptian pharoh akhenaten - look it up on the internet"

04-01-2012, 07:37 PM	#3
tonaderspeisung Member How Do You Identify?: asleep at the synthesizer Preferred Pronoun?: crown prince of dirty disco Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: the dollar bin Posts: 1,392 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,082 Thanked 1,751 Times in 849 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	overheard in line at the grocery one lively debate over the alleged superiority of vanilla ice's ninja rap to run dmc's ghostbusters rap i have to give the gold star to run dmc for being 11 seconds shorter

04-12-2012, 06:10 PM	#4
tonaderspeisung Member How Do You Identify?: asleep at the synthesizer Preferred Pronoun?: crown prince of dirty disco Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: the dollar bin Posts: 1,392 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,082 Thanked 1,751 Times in 849 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	overheard at the hospital family to patient on other side of privacy curtain: "wow looks like they have you on some good stuff - maybe now is the time to get you to give us the secrets of the universe" patient: "first we have to destroy canada"

04-13-2012, 12:50 PM	#5
Talon Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Divine Feminine Preferred Pronoun?: . Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: . Posts: 4,921 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 16,246 Thanked 10,223 Times in 3,305 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	A little boy to his Dad: "Dad, I got a log backin' up". Dad turned about 5 shades of red when I chuckled.... Ah kids, gotta love em'.