Sarcasm, Scathing Witticisms & Uninspiring Quotes

Inked_Trinity · 01-10-2012, 11:47 AM

Saw a sign at a fire station and it says "If we can't see your address, how can we find you?" WTF! Hello? Just look for the smoke

Inked_Trinity · 01-10-2012, 03:18 PM

Bought my ex a chair....... but the state won't let me plug it in.

Hollylane · 01-10-2012, 03:31 PM

From a bumper sticker that SNH saw:

"I'm one bad relationship away from having 40 cats."

tapu · 01-10-2012, 03:57 PM

(hee, hee, holly)

I had a friend who, when he wasn't in favor of something you were telling him or suggesting to him, would put his hands out palms down and with alarm say,

This is not happening.

smouldering · 01-11-2012, 06:31 AM

"I'm multi-talented: I can talk and piss you off at the same time"

"Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun."

"Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off."

01-10-2012, 11:47 AM	#1
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,927 Times in 1,819 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Saw a sign at a fire station and it says "If we can't see your address, how can we find you?" WTF! Hello? Just look for the smoke __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

01-10-2012, 03:18 PM	#2
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,927 Times in 1,819 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Bought my ex a chair....... but the state won't let me plug it in. __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

01-10-2012, 03:57 PM	#4
tapu Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Understated butch. Preferred Pronoun?: I Relationship Status: Party of One Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Maine Posts: 1,654 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,324 Thanked 3,114 Times in 1,103 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	(hee, hee, holly) I had a friend who, when he wasn't in favor of something you were telling him or suggesting to him, would put his hands out palms down and with alarm say, This is not happening. __________________ Really? That's not funny to you?

01-11-2012, 06:31 AM	#5
smouldering Member How Do You Identify?: Punky girly girl, glittery femme Preferred Pronoun?: she, her, etc. Relationship Status: Single, Recovering Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Ohio Posts: 1,288 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,306 Thanked 3,974 Times in 924 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	"I'm multi-talented: I can talk and piss you off at the same time" "Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun." "Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off." __________________ ~~Smouldering~~ Suit the action to the word, the word to the action. ~William Shakespeare

01-10-2012, 03:31 PM	#3
Hollylane Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: . Preferred Pronoun?: . Relationship Status: . Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: . Posts: 11,495 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 34,694 Thanked 26,362 Times in 5,875 Posts Rep Power: 21474862	From a bumper sticker that SNH saw: "I'm one bad relationship away from having 40 cats."