That awkward moment when.....

ruby_woo · 01-14-2012, 12:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Miss Scarlett

[B][FONT="Comic Sans MS"][COLOR="Purple"]That awkward moment when you discover the back of your skirt is tucked into your pantyhose...

I did this once, walked through the busy San Francisco airport and had no idea. I am awesome.

That awkward moment when you realize you gave a great presentation at work with a large blueberry on your tooth.

Kobi · 01-14-2012, 12:37 PM

That awkward moment when you realize you are wearing 2 different shoes.

Or the one when getting ready for bed, you realize your shirt is inside out. You would think someone would have said something but noooooooo.

These are just two of the reasons I now lay my clothes out the night before. Apparently, my eyes cannot be trusted in the morning.

Cin · 01-14-2012, 12:51 PM

That awkward moment when your bra strap breaks and you go into a bathroom stall take off your shirt hang it on the back of the door, remove your bra to pin it and someone opens the door that apparently didn’t lock and you are standing there topless in your jeans.

dixie · 01-14-2012, 01:03 PM

That awkward moment when you are surrounded by 20+ family members you haven't seen since you were about 8 years old and they all want to pinch your cheeks and tell you that you'd better settle down with a good butch soon before you become an old maid....sooooo....you sneak outside as far as possible to smoke half a pack of marlboros and still hit the wifi to post in the awkward moment thread. Lol.

buttercupmuffin · 01-14-2012, 04:15 PM

That awkward moment that you check yourself in the mirror and find food in your teeth... and your last meal was HOURS ago.

Rockinonahigh · 01-14-2012, 04:25 PM

That awkward moment when in frount of ten judges at the world paint show u realise u r not totaly buttoned up.

durrrrrrrr · 01-14-2012, 09:45 PM

when ya butt dial someone and leave a long ass ( no pun intended..lol ) message or they listen to a conversation orrrrr they hear ya during sex

VintageFemme · 01-16-2012, 11:37 AM

that awkward moment when you realize you've been singing 'baby got back' really freaking loud to someone you butt dialed in the car

dixie · 01-14-2012, 05:14 PM

Inked_Trinity · 01-14-2012, 05:21 PM

Passionaria · 01-14-2012, 05:49 PM

That awkward moment when you hit someones number on your cell ; it dials, they pick up, and you start going on and on about some personal details then realize you got the wrong person on the other end???

LOL I had this happen twice in one day, once from me and then someone called me who probably wished they hadn't. It began with OH.... um... I thought I was calling home.... too late we had to bridge the silence. Wonder what the moon was in?

Novelafemme · 01-14-2012, 06:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Passionaria

That awkward moment when you hit someones number on your cell ; it dials, they pick up, and you start going on and on about some personal details then realize you got the wrong person on the other end???

LOL I had this happen twice in one day, once from me and then someone called me who probably wished they hadn't. It began with OH.... um... I thought I was calling home.... too late we had to bridge the silence. Wonder what the moon was in?

I did this recently. Both my boss and my ex-husband are named Mike. I pulled up in front of my ex's house to pick up the girls and hit the wrong Mike on my call list phoning my boss instead of my girl's dad. The conversation went something like this:

Me: "Hi, Mike. I'm here."

My boss, Mike: "Oh, OK. Where's here?"

Me: "In the driveway. Can you send the girls out?"

Boss: "Um, what girls?"

Me: "???OUR girls???"

Boss: "LeeAnn? What's happening?"

Me: "What do you mean what's happening? What's wrong with you?"

Boss: "Uh, I'm totally lost!"

Me: "OMG! Mike? Oh dear. I called the wrong Mike. I am SOOO sorry!! Oh DEAR!...babble, babble, babble...make excuses....babble!!!"

Boss: <laughing> Are you drunk already, LeeAnn? You JUST left the office!" <snicker-snicker>

midwest chick · 01-14-2012, 08:29 PM

That awkward moment when you clock in on time at work, totally ready and organized, and are told you aren't scheduled for that day.

Heavenleahangel · 01-14-2012, 08:58 PM

That totally ackward moment when you go to surprise your "stone butch" boyfriend, (I had never been over uninvited before) drive several hours, all dolled up and pretty, knock on the door (unexpectedly) and your "stone butch" boyfriend shows up to the door, just getting home from work, wearing a dress, heels, face full of makeup, hair done and looking prettier and more femme than you!!!

Yup! It happened. I was totally

and heartbroken.

1QuirkyKiwi · 01-18-2012, 02:44 PM

That awkward moment when….

You answer the door believing your cousin has forgotten his keys, again, only it’s not him, but, the Butch you’re dating whose come to surprise you with a visit before hy goes on night shift, and your standing there with your hair covered in dye, piled high on your head, which is wrapped in Clingfilm (plastic wrap).

Bang goes one of my beauty secrets!

LOL!

Amber2010 · 01-20-2012, 02:56 PM

That awkward moment when you were talking to someone who you haven't seen in a long while and they correct you when you call them by the wrong name a third time.

foxyshaman · 01-20-2012, 03:00 PM

You thought you had told someone that you were into XYZ and they TOTALLY didn't know and then they get this expresssion. Oh yeah, fun times.

Amber2010 · 03-08-2012, 01:45 PM

That awkward moment when you are running late and grab that blue t-shirt on the top of the clean clothes pile and throw it on and run out the door only to walk into the class and people are looking and smiling at you and you look and discover it is one of your son's t-shirts. "I am not saying what it had on it either :P" Giggles

LaneyDoll · 03-16-2012, 07:38 AM

That awkward moment when you decided to use a wax strip for your lip and save yourself the time involved going to the salon. The strip on the right side went fine. But the one on the left was harder to rip off since I am right handed and now reaching across my face. Don't ask me how I managed to punch myself in my nose but I did. Yes, I have actually used the strips (successfully) before.

When I tell you that I am grace & beauty rolled into one convenient package, I am not kidding. Riley tells me that I need to live in a bubble-lol.

01-14-2012, 12:51 PM	#3
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Amber2010 Member How Do You Identify?: Happy, Crazy, Bubbly, Funny, Strong, Outgoing, Friendly Preferred Pronoun?: Femme Relationship Status: Complicated Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Florida Posts: 200 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 920 Thanked 594 Times in 154 Posts Rep Power: 3787185	That awkward moment when you are running late and grab that blue t-shirt on the top of the clean clothes pile and throw it on and run out the door only to walk into the class and people are looking and smiling at you and you look and discover it is one of your son's t-shirts. "I am not saying what it had on it either :P" Giggles

03-16-2012, 07:38 AM	#19
LaneyDoll Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Girly girl femme Preferred Pronoun?: She; Ma'am; Miss ;) Relationship Status: Pitbull protected. Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Birmingham, AL Posts: 2,204 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 6,892 Thanked 7,683 Times in 1,607 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	That awkward moment when you decided to use a wax strip for your lip and save yourself the time involved going to the salon. The strip on the right side went fine. But the one on the left was harder to rip off since I am right handed and now reaching across my face. Don't ask me how I managed to punch myself in my nose but I did. Yes, I have actually used the strips (successfully) before. When I tell you that I am grace & beauty rolled into one convenient package, I am not kidding. Riley tells me that I need to live in a bubble-lol. __________________ There are beauties who stop traffic and then there are beauties who grow obsessively in the hearts of the susceptible.