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Infamous Member
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Biological female. Lesbian. Relationship Status:
Happy ![]() Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Hanging out in the Atlantic.
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Infamous Member
How Do You Identify?:
Biological female. Lesbian. Relationship Status:
Happy ![]() Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Hanging out in the Atlantic.
Posts: 9,234
Thanks: 9,840
Thanked 34,613 Times in 7,637 Posts
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![]() Hillary introduces Bill to Monica, the new White House infidelity tracking dog. |
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Member
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I just wander about and be! Relationship Status:
Caution: Dead End Join Date: Oct 2011
Location: Kentucky
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Member
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ultra femme princess Preferred Pronoun?:
she, lady..whichever Relationship Status:
waiting for the right one Join Date: Nov 2011
Location: Don't follow me, I'm lost.
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I have a caption in my head, but it's dirty and I just can't go there...lmao but think dirty and you'll have it
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Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass, it's about learning to dance in the rain. |
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Member
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Femme Relationship Status:
She's my mirror twin, my next of kin ![]() Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Entre Lajeunesse et la sagesse
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![]() In this detour, players must choose between two tasks: Choke dog, or Stroke dog |
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Senior Member
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Butch Preferred Pronoun?:
she Relationship Status:
Truly Madly Deeply ![]() Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: In My Head
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Bill exclaims emphatically "I did not have sexual relations with that dog."
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Member
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TOWANDA! Preferred Pronoun?:
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Good 'n married. ![]() Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: Eastern Canada. But if I make a wrong turn at the lights I get stopped by a border guard.
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Now we know the REAL reason why they called him "Buddy"!
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Senior Member
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BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011
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Is that a Big Mac in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
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Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.
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Infamous Member
How Do You Identify?:
Biological female. Lesbian. Relationship Status:
Happy ![]() Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Hanging out in the Atlantic.
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![]() Dang it Buddy. I don't care what GW told you. That is not a Snausage!!! |
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Practically Lives Here
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![]() Gosh darnit, Hillary, I told you I didn't have sexual relations with anyone other than Monica, why did you have to get a dog that can detect bodily fluid stains on clothing? Well Bill, I'm pretty sure the dog has decided you're lying. |
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Be the Fearless Bunny
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Hers. Preferred Pronoun?:
he Relationship Status:
Medusa’s Snake Charmer ![]() Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: This must be the place.
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See, Hillary? It's not my fault- even dogs can't help themselves around me!
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I don't deserve any credit for turning the other cheek as my tongue is always in it. ~Flannery O'Connor |
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Infamous Member
How Do You Identify?:
Biological female. Lesbian. Relationship Status:
Happy ![]() Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Hanging out in the Atlantic.
Posts: 9,234
Thanks: 9,840
Thanked 34,613 Times in 7,637 Posts
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Infamous Member
How Do You Identify?:
Biological female. Lesbian. Relationship Status:
Happy ![]() Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Hanging out in the Atlantic.
Posts: 9,234
Thanks: 9,840
Thanked 34,613 Times in 7,637 Posts
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![]() Mommy, I am tired of people thinking I am an idjit. Momma? Ma? Hello? |
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Senior Member
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Butch Preferred Pronoun?:
BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011
Location: Earth
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Thanked 6,926 Times in 1,818 Posts
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Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.
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Be the Fearless Bunny
How Do You Identify?:
Hers. Preferred Pronoun?:
he Relationship Status:
Medusa’s Snake Charmer ![]() Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: This must be the place.
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George W. Bush tries a new communication technique that is guaranteed to make him seem smarter
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I don't deserve any credit for turning the other cheek as my tongue is always in it. ~Flannery O'Connor |
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Member
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TOWANDA! Preferred Pronoun?:
Queen Bee Relationship Status:
Good 'n married. ![]() Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: Eastern Canada. But if I make a wrong turn at the lights I get stopped by a border guard.
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Fortunately for George, it seemed he hadn't missed anything of importance by being late for that first day of office orientation.
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"Compassion, in which all ethics must take root, can only attain its full breadth and depth if it embraces all living creatures and does not limit itself to mankind." -Albert Schweitzer |
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Member
How Do You Identify?:
TOWANDA! Preferred Pronoun?:
Queen Bee Relationship Status:
Good 'n married. ![]() Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: Eastern Canada. But if I make a wrong turn at the lights I get stopped by a border guard.
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Thanked 2,756 Times in 820 Posts
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CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW??? *The classics never get old. *
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"Compassion, in which all ethics must take root, can only attain its full breadth and depth if it embraces all living creatures and does not limit itself to mankind." -Albert Schweitzer |
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Timed Out
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yes dear Preferred Pronoun?:
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Infamous Member
How Do You Identify?:
Biological female. Lesbian. Relationship Status:
Happy ![]() Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Hanging out in the Atlantic.
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![]() If they focus on the phone booboo, they might not notice the framed photo on Tony Blair on my desk. |
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Member
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I just wander about and be! Relationship Status:
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Location: Kentucky
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...and now for the news. Speaking from the Oval Office, President Bush told the Nation of his efforts to cut the budget. Here he is showing us how he intends to save tens of thousands of dollars by reversing the charges on all overseas phone calls. In other news...
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