That awkward moment when..... - Page 5

foxyshaman · 01-20-2012, 03:00 PM

You thought you had told someone that you were into XYZ and they TOTALLY didn't know and then they get this expresssion. Oh yeah, fun times.

Sassy · 01-20-2012, 05:34 PM

that awkward moment when ...

... you're gearing up to give a new staff member a good chastising for constantly being late to for their shift and slacking off on the job ... and they stop you mid-sentence to politely say they're turning in their notice.

(On one hand, "yay!" no more slacker. On the other hand... dammit, I was just getting geared up ... now I have to go find someone else to yell at. *laughs*)

Honey · 01-20-2012, 07:01 PM

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Originally Posted by JAGG

When someone asks you for your cell phone number, and you stand there silent because you can't think of it. Heck I never dial that number I don't have it memorized. Haha

YEAH ! How come when I called your cell phone number the voice on the other end said, "Hello, thank you for calling rent-a-center" ?

Gemme · 01-20-2012, 07:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Random

Or when you think you DON't need to wear a slip and you find out that in full sun, your dress is see through..

Ya.. That's always fun

Princess Di did that....kind of. If she can do it, so can we.

JAGG · 01-20-2012, 07:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Honey

YEAH ! How come when I called your cell phone number the voice on the other end said, "Hello, thank you for calling rent-a-center" ?

Hey did they mention when the champange fountian was being delivered
?

JAGG · 01-20-2012, 07:38 PM

When you tell your voice to text , to send a text to someone on your contacts list named Cheryl and it sends it to Cheryl and Sheryl. So you apologize profusely to Sheryl. Then do the very same thing the next day. And now Sheryl thinks your either a blooming idiot or a physco freak.

Honey · 01-20-2012, 07:40 PM

um...who the fuck is cheryl ?? hahaha

JAGG · 01-20-2012, 07:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Honey

um...who the fuck is cheryl ?? hahaha

The names were changed to protect the innocent. And the idiot who made the text mistakes too. lol I didn't do it nobody saw me can't prove anything. Be quiet Lori. lol

Stud_puppy1991 · 01-20-2012, 07:56 PM

That awkward moment when you've been pantsed in front of your crush and you don't even know until you're halfway through flirting and talking.

Kenna · 01-20-2012, 08:26 PM

That awkward moment when a friend is telling you about their first trip into an Adult XXX store where they saw the dildos that strap to a person's thigh...and their response to the pictures on the box.... "you can tell the difference between a guy's hairy leg and a woman's hairy leg!!"... "a guy already has a cock...what does he need with that thing?!" .....

starryeyes · 01-20-2012, 08:59 PM

That awkward moment when your doorbell rings, and there is a delivery man holding a beautiful flowers.... After you acted like a complete b***h all day, been PMSing like crazy and acting a fool to the butch who loves you through it all, no matter what and knew that was exactly what I needed.

Yeah... Awkward but beautiful. <3

Honey · 01-21-2012, 05:21 AM

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Originally Posted by JAGG

The names were changed to protect the innocent. And the idiot who made the text mistakes too. lol I didn't do it nobody saw me can't prove anything. Be quiet Lori. lol

Hmm..that awkward moment when a 120 lb femme in a pink flowered dress kicks ur ass !!!!

Ms. Meander · 01-21-2012, 05:58 AM

That awkward moment when you are standing in front of the sinks/mirror in a public restroom and are certain nobody is around so you lift your dress to wrestle and adjust your undergarments - and at that precise moment, with dress in the air, someone walks in. Maybe I should do that in a stall but it's too tight in there!

I get caught adjusting my bra all the time because I think to do it only as I'm exiting the restroom. Oh well.

softheart · 01-21-2012, 08:30 AM

When you go to pull your wallet out of your purse, and 3 tampons jump out with your wallet.

Novelafemme · 01-23-2012, 03:14 PM

...you're in the ladies room standing in front of the only sink tapping, touching, waving your hands back in forth, and yes, cursing under your breath at what you think is a motion/touch activated sink when you finally look down and notice the hot/cold faucets.

genghisfawn · 01-23-2012, 09:37 PM

That awkward moment when...

... someone ahead of you in the grocery store lets out the loudest, smelliest fart, and you can't help but laugh (because you're really 12 years old most times) and they turn around and glare.

Novelafemme · 01-23-2012, 09:48 PM

...or how about when you sneeze and fart at the same time and then laugh out loud at the fact that you just sneezed and farted at the same time! True story.

Kätzchen · 01-23-2012, 09:52 PM

Well . . .

An awkward moment for me right now might be because, in the past, I've never been a crusher: meaning, I've never been the type to crush on someone but I've had a lot of people crush on me.

I've always been a "non-crusher" because of the way I process life - seemingly like a robot of sorts. I lean more toward the logical side; I'm kind of spockish. I feel awkward in that I have a serious crush now (in a spockish kind of way) and I worry about what to do next should we meet one another or see each other somewhere and then I imagine I'll get all tongue tied and won't know what to say; when I really do have a lot to say - no matter what kind of situation I am in (for example, I talk a lot at work or I'm friendly with just about anyone I meet, even if we don't know each other).

kannon · 01-23-2012, 10:08 PM

This one time at band camp....

Seriously, this one time at my karate class, I had some serious gas build up. I was having to squeeze the butt cheeks hard to keep it in. So all the students are lying on the ground in like a half crunch and holding it. I'm already in a precarious position. My instructor comes over and pushes down on my stomach with his foot. The flood gates open and it rips. The fart ripped through the silence. Tore it to shreds.

That was a little awkward.

Novelafemme · 01-23-2012, 10:49 PM

i totally have you beat!

so, back when i was 19 i worked at the spaghetti factory as a waitress. if you've ever been to one you know that they all had a big, old fashioned trolley car in the center of the restaurant that was the highlight of the place. well, ALL the servers wanted the trolley because that was where you made the best tips. so, finally one afternoon i was scheduled to wait the trolley and i got a big table full of lawyer type guys in business suits and couldn't have been happier. i go up to the table, all smiles and sweetness, make small talk and take their order...they loved me...until one of the guys cracks a joke and i laugh extra hard, working that potential tip money for all its worth...and at the same time i let out the loudest fart of my life. and not only is it loud but it's smell wafts up and around the entire trolley car. i was so mortified that i couldn't go back. i promptly switched sections with a friend in the waaaaaaaaaay back of the restaurant.

beat THAT!!

01-20-2012, 03:00 PM	#81
foxyshaman Member How Do You Identify?: spiritually minded dirt dog Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: canada Posts: 898 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,957 Thanked 2,593 Times in 663 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	You thought you had told someone that you were into XYZ and they TOTALLY didn't know and then they get this expresssion. Oh yeah, fun times. __________________ Do not follow where the path may lead. Go instead where there is no path and leave a trail. Muriel Strode

01-20-2012, 07:38 PM	#86
JAGG Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: JAGG Relationship Status: =) Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Tulsa (cat free zone) Posts: 6,093 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 18,651 Thanked 17,531 Times in 4,137 Posts Rep Power: 21474858	When you tell your voice to text , to send a text to someone on your contacts list named Cheryl and it sends it to Cheryl and Sheryl. So you apologize profusely to Sheryl. Then do the very same thing the next day. And now Sheryl thinks your either a blooming idiot or a physco freak. __________________ I don't want to spend my life with someone I can live with, I want to spend my life with someone I can't live without.

01-20-2012, 07:56 PM	#89
Stud_puppy1991 Member How Do You Identify?: butch, gentleman Preferred Pronoun?: Hy, Hym, "Hey Handsome", and also throwing in a "Sup man" or a "You're sexy" will work Relationship Status: Back to Bachelorhood Join Date: May 2011 Location: Louisville, Kentucky Posts: 586 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 499 Thanked 995 Times in 361 Posts Rep Power: 7051416	This has happened to me before.... That awkward moment when you've been pantsed in front of your crush and you don't even know until you're halfway through flirting and talking.

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Kenna Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Fiery, Sassy, Tough As Nails, Femme Tomboy Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: I am your favorite hello and hardest goodbye. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: NC & CO Posts: 4,806 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,624 Thanked 12,195 Times in 3,779 Posts Rep Power: 21474856	awkard and funny... reading it instead of being there just doesn't give the moment justice! That awkward moment when a friend is telling you about their first trip into an Adult XXX store where they saw the dildos that strap to a person's thigh...and their response to the pictures on the box.... "you can tell the difference between a guy's hairy leg and a woman's hairy leg!!"... "a guy already has a cock...what does he need with that thing?!" .....

01-20-2012, 08:59 PM	#91
starryeyes Senior Member How Do You Identify?: a round peg in a square hole Preferred Pronoun?: Guess... Relationship Status: Seat taken Join Date: May 2011 Location: Rocky Mountain High Posts: 2,491 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,199 Thanked 10,052 Times in 2,076 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	That awkward moment when your doorbell rings, and there is a delivery man holding a beautiful flowers.... After you acted like a complete b***h all day, been PMSing like crazy and acting a fool to the butch who loves you through it all, no matter what and knew that was exactly what I needed. Yeah... Awkward but beautiful. <3 __________________ "It's ok to make mistakes. It's ok to fall down. Get up! Look sickening....and make them eat it!" - Latrice Royale Starry

01-20-2012, 05:34 PM	#82
Sassy Member How Do You Identify?: Female Relationship Status: Together Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: In the sunshine Posts: 598 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 815 Thanked 1,929 Times in 460 Posts Rep Power: 19641163	that awkward moment when ... ... you're gearing up to give a new staff member a good chastising for constantly being late to for their shift and slacking off on the job ... and they stop you mid-sentence to politely say they're turning in their notice. (On one hand, "yay!" no more slacker. On the other hand... dammit, I was just getting geared up ... now I have to go find someone else to yell at. laughs)

01-20-2012, 07:40 PM	#87
Honey Member How Do You Identify?: big femme heart..... in a tight girlie package Preferred Pronoun?: just call me Honey Relationship Status: Playin' 4 keeps with Tomboi1982 Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: New England Posts: 306 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 316 Thanked 613 Times in 184 Posts Rep Power: 10762767	um...who the fuck is cheryl ?? hahaha

01-21-2012, 05:58 AM	#93
Ms. Meander Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Queer Femme Relationship Status: Ethical Nonmonogamist Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: The Mountains Posts: 1,520 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,706 Thanked 5,214 Times in 1,147 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	That awkward moment when you are standing in front of the sinks/mirror in a public restroom and are certain nobody is around so you lift your dress to wrestle and adjust your undergarments - and at that precise moment, with dress in the air, someone walks in. Maybe I should do that in a stall but it's too tight in there! I get caught adjusting my bra all the time because I think to do it only as I'm exiting the restroom. Oh well. __________________ My wish for you is that you continue. Continue to be who and how you are, to astonish a mean world with your acts of kindness. Continue to allow humor to lighten the burden of your tender heart. - Maya Angelou

01-21-2012, 08:30 AM	#94
softheart Junior Member How Do You Identify?: fem Preferred Pronoun?: she Relationship Status: nip and tuck Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: southwest Posts: 56 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 163 Thanked 107 Times in 27 Posts Rep Power: 244383	When you go to pull your wallet out of your purse, and 3 tampons jump out with your wallet.

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Novelafemme Timed Out - TOS Drama How Do You Identify?: ........ Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: ........ Posts: 2,402 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,981 Thanked 8,925 Times in 1,834 Posts Rep Power: 0	...you're in the ladies room standing in front of the only sink tapping, touching, waving your hands back in forth, and yes, cursing under your breath at what you think is a motion/touch activated sink when you finally look down and notice the hot/cold faucets.

01-23-2012, 09:37 PM	#96
genghisfawn Member How Do You Identify?: Femme/Gentlewoman Preferred Pronoun?: She/her Relationship Status: Happily married 05/17/14 Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: Saskatchewan, Canada Posts: 561 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,056 Thanked 2,158 Times in 403 Posts Rep Power: 21474850	That awkward moment when... ... someone ahead of you in the grocery store lets out the loudest, smelliest fart, and you can't help but laugh (because you're really 12 years old most times) and they turn around and glare.

01-23-2012, 09:48 PM	#97
Novelafemme Timed Out - TOS Drama How Do You Identify?: ........ Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: ........ Posts: 2,402 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,981 Thanked 8,925 Times in 1,834 Posts Rep Power: 0	...or how about when you sneeze and fart at the same time and then laugh out loud at the fact that you just sneezed and farted at the same time! True story.

01-23-2012, 09:52 PM	#98
Kätzchen Member How Do You Identify?: Femme Preferred Pronoun?: She, please. Relationship Status: Super grateful to not be tangled up with anyone (celibate by choice). Join Date: May 2010 Location: West Coast Posts: 15,952 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 30,555 Thanked 33,466 Times in 10,602 Posts Rep Power: 21474867	Well . . . An awkward moment for me right now might be because, in the past, I've never been a crusher: meaning, I've never been the type to crush on someone but I've had a lot of people crush on me. I've always been a "non-crusher" because of the way I process life - seemingly like a robot of sorts. I lean more toward the logical side; I'm kind of spockish. I feel awkward in that I have a serious crush now (in a spockish kind of way) and I worry about what to do next should we meet one another or see each other somewhere and then I imagine I'll get all tongue tied and won't know what to say; when I really do have a lot to say - no matter what kind of situation I am in (for example, I talk a lot at work or I'm friendly with just about anyone I meet, even if we don't know each other). __________________ “If you are neutral in situations of injustice, then you have chosen the side of the oppressor,” — Archbishop Desmond Tutu. “A winner is a dreamer who never gives up,” —Nelson Mandela “When someone shows you who they are, believe them the first time,” — Maya Angelou

01-23-2012, 10:08 PM	#99
kannon Member How Do You Identify?: bloke Preferred Pronoun?: He Relationship Status: Happy is the heart that believes in angels Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Land of Milk and Honey Posts: 884 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,920 Thanked 2,068 Times in 584 Posts Rep Power: 21474851	on with the farts. I love it. This one time at band camp.... Seriously, this one time at my karate class, I had some serious gas build up. I was having to squeeze the butt cheeks hard to keep it in. So all the students are lying on the ground in like a half crunch and holding it. I'm already in a precarious position. My instructor comes over and pushes down on my stomach with his foot. The flood gates open and it rips. The fart ripped through the silence. Tore it to shreds. That was a little awkward. __________________ Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.

01-23-2012, 10:49 PM	#100
Novelafemme Timed Out - TOS Drama How Do You Identify?: ........ Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: ........ Posts: 2,402 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,981 Thanked 8,925 Times in 1,834 Posts Rep Power: 0	i totally have you beat! so, back when i was 19 i worked at the spaghetti factory as a waitress. if you've ever been to one you know that they all had a big, old fashioned trolley car in the center of the restaurant that was the highlight of the place. well, ALL the servers wanted the trolley because that was where you made the best tips. so, finally one afternoon i was scheduled to wait the trolley and i got a big table full of lawyer type guys in business suits and couldn't have been happier. i go up to the table, all smiles and sweetness, make small talk and take their order...they loved me...until one of the guys cracks a joke and i laugh extra hard, working that potential tip money for all its worth...and at the same time i let out the loudest fart of my life. and not only is it loud but it's smell wafts up and around the entire trolley car. i was so mortified that i couldn't go back. i promptly switched sections with a friend in the waaaaaaaaaay back of the restaurant. beat THAT!!