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When you go to pull your wallet out of your purse, and 3 tampons jump out with your wallet.
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...you're in the ladies room standing in front of the only sink tapping, touching, waving your hands back in forth, and yes, cursing under your breath at what you think is a motion/touch activated sink when you finally look down and notice the hot/cold faucets.
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That awkward moment when...
... someone ahead of you in the grocery store lets out the loudest, smelliest fart, and you can't help but laugh (because you're really 12 years old most times) and they turn around and glare. |
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...or how about when you sneeze and fart at the same time and then laugh out loud at the fact that you just sneezed and farted at the same time! True story.
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Well . . .
An awkward moment for me right now might be because, in the past, I've never been a crusher: meaning, I've never been the type to crush on someone but I've had a lot of people crush on me. I've always been a "non-crusher" because of the way I process life - seemingly like a robot of sorts. I lean more toward the logical side; I'm kind of spockish. I feel awkward in that I have a serious crush now (in a spockish kind of way) and I worry about what to do next should we meet one another or see each other somewhere and then I imagine I'll get all tongue tied and won't know what to say; when I really do have a lot to say - no matter what kind of situation I am in (for example, I talk a lot at work or I'm friendly with just about anyone I meet, even if we don't know each other).
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This one time at band camp....
![]() Seriously, this one time at my karate class, I had some serious gas build up. I was having to squeeze the butt cheeks hard to keep it in. So all the students are lying on the ground in like a half crunch and holding it. I'm already in a precarious position. My instructor comes over and pushes down on my stomach with his foot. The flood gates open and it rips. The fart ripped through the silence. Tore it to shreds. ![]()
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i totally have you beat!
so, back when i was 19 i worked at the spaghetti factory as a waitress. if you've ever been to one you know that they all had a big, old fashioned trolley car in the center of the restaurant that was the highlight of the place. well, ALL the servers wanted the trolley because that was where you made the best tips. so, finally one afternoon i was scheduled to wait the trolley and i got a big table full of lawyer type guys in business suits and couldn't have been happier. i go up to the table, all smiles and sweetness, make small talk and take their order...they loved me...until one of the guys cracks a joke and i laugh extra hard, working that potential tip money for all its worth...and at the same time i let out the loudest fart of my life. and not only is it loud but it's smell wafts up and around the entire trolley car. i was so mortified that i couldn't go back. i promptly switched sections with a friend in the waaaaaaaaaay back of the restaurant. ![]() beat THAT!! |
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That awkward moment when you are on the phone with your cable company, your Golden Retriever who is sitting closely next to you lets out a really loud belch.. It suddenly get's quiet on the other end of the phone.. you reassure the operator that was NOT you before you both begin laughing uncontrollably.
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