Musings from the mind of Bob the chihuahua

[Legendryder]

Pop just got home a little while ago from hys job interview. Seems it went very well, cause hy ordered pizza, (which I get the bones from) AND brought me two kinds of cookies!! Hy always brings me cookies if something good happens, so I know that hy did good!! I am a happy boy!!!

[clay]

woof...woof....hey there Bob...my name is Heidi...I am a red dapple dachshund, who is an Alpha Female!!! I am a horizontal critter...running from one end to the other....lol...I OWN my vertical person...and I sometimes just let her think she is the boss of this here casa!
Anyway, I LOVE this thread...and going to subscribe....and wanted to introduce myself to you. I LOVE toys with squeakers..and I sometimes tear mine up...and those toys with the cotton batting inside...whooohoo I MAKE my own snow..my vertical person doesn't like it very much when I do so...but hey..that is what I have her here for....to suit my needs.
Tennis balls..oh man...do I EVER love those! I can go through a sleeve a day if my vertical person allows it. Since I have no opposable thumbs, I AM dependent on vertical one to open the sleeve for me..and dole them out....like they are a dang ingot of gold or something...doesn't she know I am BORED...I HAVE to have something to entertain myself..she has her darn laptop and the Planet. Little does she know, I sneak on when she gets horizontal....woof woof...maybe I will run up on you in here sometime..and we can create some horizontal havoc. Hey I see there are some cats crushing on you...aren't those fun to chase??...lol...<weg>..and the treasures I can find in their "litter box"...do you like to get into those? I can go from zero to 60 MPH in 2.1 seconds..I am a "low ryder" ...slung low to the ground..so I have excellent traction on all fours..and my gears..well I can shift to high gear rather quickly!
I love to get Milk Bones...and that is ANOTHER thing my vertical person does...doles those out...like I have to go out and pee or poop to get one. My vertical person also makes me do this dumb old trick..she asks..."are you a gamecock or a dead dog" of course, since I HATE those Chickens (USC Gamecocks) and am a Clemson Tiger Fan..I do as she says..I flop on my side..and lie perfectly still..and fools her EVERY time..she claps her hand and says "good girl" and I get ONE measley cookie. One would think for a feat of that magnificance I would get a chewy or TWO bones..BUT no..one stinkin' cookie...woof woof.
Ok pleasure to meet you, Bob...Heidi out...have a wicked good time eating pizza "bones"...aren't our vertical people nuts...crusts DO NOT a bone make...lol..and they say a dog is dumb...uh huh...later dude....

[Legendryder]

Hey Heidi!!

To answer the question about cats..........not too thrilled with those things. I am what some refer to as "vertically challenged", so many times they are larger than I am. So chase them I do not. I have once or twice and got my nose smacked. It hurt, so I don't mess with them anymore. Pop said it served me right, but heck, they ran so of course I chased. I do not have access to a litter box so I have never snacked out of one. Pop says that is gross. I am not too keen on even getting my paws dirty, so hy thinks it would not be for me. Sorry to hear about your human being stingy with the cookies. Pop gives me a pp cookie every time, but I also get other things. I get one dentastick per day, Pop says it is so I don't get yak breath. As a chihuahua I am prone to dental issues and will bite even Pop if hy tries to brush my teeth. But these things work great!! I am three now and my teeth are perfect. I also have access to real beef bones and I get one busy bone a week as well. The only thing is I don't get as much food in my bowl as I normally would. But, I don't want to get all fat or nuthin'. So, I'm good with it.

Anyhow, good to meet ya. TTYL!!!!

Bob

[clay]

hey Bob..thanks for the reply. My vertical person is occupied right now..with trying to get the desktop set up...and I had sneak access to answer your post.
That is great about those pearly whites...keep up the good work! I don't blame you for biting the hand that feeds ya..when hy comes at you with a toothbrush...just WTH are those verticals thinking doing that..I am surprised they don't run after us with toilet paper when we poop, for crying out loud! Or spray that sweet smelling stuff on us that they wear...
I only got into the cat box recently when my vertical was in the hospital for 2 weeks and a friend kept me..who owned a cat. I thought it was a treat...heck how was I to know it was POOP! NO cats here...but yea I will chase them for you..I understand your being vertically challenged and all. We will stick together, Bob!
MY vertical won't give me any bones..except the beef bones...and yea they are amazing to clean one's teeth with...beef bones only though.
I meant to tell you..dude, you look UBER COOL in those shades for riding the Harley!! I wish I could ride around wearing some girly ones. My vertical was in a debilitating motorcycle wreck in 2006..an 81 yr old lady made an illegal U TURN and ran my vertical over..crushed the whole foot, ankle, and knee..damaged her back..soo she NO LONGER rides..I am glad she doesn't..she was laid up for 7 months..and I was afraid every day for her. She got back on once..and she said it was way too scary...a heavy ,metal cager is NO match for a biker. I am so glad she was wearing a helmet, jeans,tee shirt, safety bike boots, and a face shield. She was road rashed something fierce.
Anyway, UBER COOL dude, I wil check back later..have an awesome evening. BTW I am 9.5. I will be 10 June 28! Heidi....woof woof