Speak in Questions (aka Communicating Via Query, as per June)

Gentle Tiger · 02-16-2010, 05:12 PM

Why do people press the elevator button several times in rapid succession when the button has already been pressed? And why would someone ask those of us waiting on the FIRST floor getting on the elevator if we will be going to the 5th floor? Did it take everything in me not to say, "nope, it's against our elevator charter"? And why do people look at the elevator light (the triangles that point up or down), and still ask which direction the elevator is going in before getting on? And why do people ask while in a building with ONLY 6 floors, and they are ON the 6th floor if you're going down? Have I answered no because the elevator was going up? Am I full of elevator questions?

And where is Naomi? Am I being bad and drinking a Monster drink because Naomi didn't bring any matcha green tea?

And am I including this smile for no reason at all other than I saw it and I liked it? Is it because he is bald like me with face in a book? Did that just make me laugh? Does anyone else crack themselves up and others look at you like you are truly the personification of goofy? Does that happen to me a lot? Am I the goofy nerd boy who is also a gentle tiger and so many other things?

Gentle Tiger · 02-16-2010, 05:30 PM

Will I definitely stick around? And will I pass on the green tea with a hint of horse slobber? Did that just cause the British blood in me to curdle? What curdled blood look like anyway? Can it curdle? Isn't it scary where my brain goes sometimes?

And does Day sell smiley icons out of the trunk? Does Day walk around going, "Pssst! over here! got some smiley icons for you. They're the real thing!"?

And where is Jenny? Should I have a complex because she has not been in here? Didn't I take a good shower today?

02-16-2010, 05:12 PM	#1
Gentle Tiger Moderator How Do You Identify?: As a Tiger of course Preferred Pronoun?: Not the Old Man Relationship Status: Two Tigers Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Northern California Posts: 7,492 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 18,001 Thanked 15,990 Times in 3,992 Posts Rep Power: 21474859	Why do people press the elevator button several times in rapid succession when the button has already been pressed? And why would someone ask those of us waiting on the FIRST floor getting on the elevator if we will be going to the 5th floor? Did it take everything in me not to say, "nope, it's against our elevator charter"? And why do people look at the elevator light (the triangles that point up or down), and still ask which direction the elevator is going in before getting on? And why do people ask while in a building with ONLY 6 floors, and they are ON the 6th floor if you're going down? Have I answered no because the elevator was going up? Am I full of elevator questions? And where is Naomi? Am I being bad and drinking a Monster drink because Naomi didn't bring any matcha green tea? And am I including this smile for no reason at all other than I saw it and I liked it? Is it because he is bald like me with face in a book? Did that just make me laugh? Does anyone else crack themselves up and others look at you like you are truly the personification of goofy? Does that happen to me a lot? Am I the goofy nerd boy who is also a gentle tiger and so many other things?

02-16-2010, 05:30 PM	#2
Gentle Tiger Moderator How Do You Identify?: As a Tiger of course Preferred Pronoun?: Not the Old Man Relationship Status: Two Tigers Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Northern California Posts: 7,492 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 18,001 Thanked 15,990 Times in 3,992 Posts Rep Power: 21474859	Will I definitely stick around? And will I pass on the green tea with a hint of horse slobber? Did that just cause the British blood in me to curdle? What curdled blood look like anyway? Can it curdle? Isn't it scary where my brain goes sometimes? And does Day sell smiley icons out of the trunk? Does Day walk around going, "Pssst! over here! got some smiley icons for you. They're the real thing!"? And where is Jenny? Should I have a complex because she has not been in here? Didn't I take a good shower today?