Original Bad Prose or Stories!

SoNotHer · 01-23-2012, 09:10 PM

From -

http://theverybadpoet.blogspot.com/2...n-19-easy.html

1. Iambic Pentameter can go f%#@ itself

2. Always use clunky words you don’t really know (e.g. incorrigible & verisimilitude)

3. Try to fit a knock-knock joke in whenever possible

4. If you must Haiku, please clean up after yourself

5. Irony isn’t dead but it has been hit on the head with a frying pan

6. Inappropriate rhyming will always save you (e.g. moose and Jews)

7. The good news is no one else knows what e.g. stands for either

8. If you run into writer's block, try writing in a foreign language you don’t speak. It's de rigueur

9. If you write a ‘concrete’ poem, try to use actual concrete or cement

10. If you accidentally use ‘alliteration’ simply type the letter A for the
duration of the poem. This gives it much more meaning.

01-23-2012, 09:10 PM	#22
SoNotHer Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Professional Sandbagger and Jenga Zumba Instructor Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: In the master control room of my world domination dreams Posts: 2,811 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 6,587 Thanked 4,736 Times in 1,409 Posts Rep Power: 21474851	How to write bad poetry in 2 parts, 19 steps and one sigh: From - http://theverybadpoet.blogspot.com/2...n-19-easy.html 1. Iambic Pentameter can go f%#@ itself 2. Always use clunky words you don’t really know (e.g. incorrigible & verisimilitude) 3. Try to fit a knock-knock joke in whenever possible 4. If you must Haiku, please clean up after yourself 5. Irony isn’t dead but it has been hit on the head with a frying pan 6. Inappropriate rhyming will always save you (e.g. moose and Jews) 7. The good news is no one else knows what e.g. stands for either 8. If you run into writer's block, try writing in a foreign language you don’t speak. It's de rigueur 9. If you write a ‘concrete’ poem, try to use actual concrete or cement 10. If you accidentally use ‘alliteration’ simply type the letter A for the duration of the poem. This gives it much more meaning.