I'd Like to Claim I was Drunk: Pick Up Lines Destined to Fail

WomenMoveMe · 01-25-2012, 12:17 PM

I took my forefinger...put it to my lips...and softly licked it. Then put the wet finger to her shirt. Looked right into her eyes and said "we really should get you out of these wet things".

or...

"You need me".

starryeyes · 01-25-2012, 01:12 PM

If I even attempted to say a pick-up line, which probably would never happen... I would probably get a red face, start giggling and just walk away like an idiot. Sexy huh?

:-D

tapu · 01-25-2012, 02:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by starryeyes

If I even attempted to say a pick-up line, which probably would never happen... I would probably get a red face, start giggling and just walk away like an idiot. Sexy huh?

:-D

That would work on me.

tapu · 01-25-2012, 01:12 PM

"You are so in my mating pool."

tapu · 01-25-2012, 01:14 PM

This one usually works really, really well (go figure); but oh boy, when it goes bad...

"Ya wanna' date me? I'll let ya."

Ciaran · 01-25-2012, 02:28 PM

This one can work (if the recipient understands irony which is a big if)

"You're not great looking, but there's not much to choose from here."

Also, potential to work with someone who hasn't had a humour bypass:

"If I offer you the chance to come home with me tonight, is it okay if you made up the bed again in the morning?"

tapu · 01-25-2012, 02:49 PM

Where I'm from, it's customary to exchange watches with someone you've just met....

(It was Southern California--everyone had a Rolex except me. Actually, did I even have a watch?)

-- tapu, Accomplished PUA

RNguy · 01-19-2015, 01:26 AM

In WV and KY you will hear this said:
" baby, you look like someone whooped up on you with the pretty stick "

I did say it to Laney_Doll once to see what she would say and I think it was...
"Good Lord baby"

Gemme · 01-19-2015, 07:45 PM

Hopefully no one gets the ugly stick and the pretty stick confused.

Bard · 01-19-2015, 07:50 PM

Excuse me did you eat breakfast? Was it lucky charms, because you look magically delicious?

RNguy · 01-20-2015, 04:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gemme

Hopefully no one gets the ugly stick and the pretty stick confused.

Well it is Appalachia !!!!

C0LLETTE · 01-20-2015, 12:38 PM

OMG was that your drink I just finished? I'm so sorry.Here, let me get you another.

Ginger · 01-20-2015, 09:14 PM

Ha, these are making me imagine Will Ferrell as a butch.

01-25-2012, 12:17 PM	#1
WomenMoveMe Member How Do You Identify?: I just wander about and be! Relationship Status: Caution: Dead End Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Kentucky Posts: 561 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,473 Thanked 2,099 Times in 417 Posts Rep Power: 21474850	Pick-ups I took my forefinger...put it to my lips...and softly licked it. Then put the wet finger to her shirt. Looked right into her eyes and said "we really should get you out of these wet things". or... "You need me".

01-25-2012, 01:12 PM	#2
starryeyes Senior Member How Do You Identify?: a round peg in a square hole Preferred Pronoun?: Guess... Relationship Status: Seat taken Join Date: May 2011 Location: Rocky Mountain High Posts: 2,491 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,199 Thanked 10,050 Times in 2,076 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	If I even attempted to say a pick-up line, which probably would never happen... I would probably get a red face, start giggling and just walk away like an idiot. Sexy huh? :-D __________________ "It's ok to make mistakes. It's ok to fall down. Get up! Look sickening....and make them eat it!" - Latrice Royale Starry

01-25-2012, 01:12 PM	#4
tapu Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Understated butch. Preferred Pronoun?: I Relationship Status: Party of One Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Maine Posts: 1,654 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,324 Thanked 3,115 Times in 1,103 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	"You are so in my mating pool." __________________ Really? That's not funny to you? Last edited by tapu; 01-25-2012 at 01:15 PM.

01-25-2012, 01:14 PM	#5
tapu Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Understated butch. Preferred Pronoun?: I Relationship Status: Party of One Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Maine Posts: 1,654 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,324 Thanked 3,115 Times in 1,103 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	This one usually works really, really well (go figure); but oh boy, when it goes bad... "Ya wanna' date me? I'll let ya." __________________ Really? That's not funny to you?

01-25-2012, 02:49 PM	#7
tapu Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Understated butch. Preferred Pronoun?: I Relationship Status: Party of One Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Maine Posts: 1,654 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,324 Thanked 3,115 Times in 1,103 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	Where I'm from, it's customary to exchange watches with someone you've just met.... (It was Southern California--everyone had a Rolex except me. Actually, did I even have a watch?) -- tapu, Accomplished PUA __________________ Really? That's not funny to you?

01-25-2012, 02:28 PM	#6
Ciaran Member How Do You Identify?: Altocalciphilic Preferred Pronoun?: Papa Smurf Relationship Status: Curmudgeonous spinster Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: London (but from Belfast) Posts: 678 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 471 Thanked 3,654 Times in 602 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	This one can work (if the recipient understands irony which is a big if) "You're not great looking, but there's not much to choose from here." Also, potential to work with someone who hasn't had a humour bypass: "If I offer you the chance to come home with me tonight, is it okay if you made up the bed again in the morning?"

01-19-2015, 01:26 AM	#8
RNguy Member How Do You Identify?: trans Preferred Pronoun?: He preferredably :) Relationship Status: the pitbull <€ Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Birmingham, Alabama Posts: 1,058 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,473 Thanked 2,266 Times in 510 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	In WV and KY you will hear this said: " baby, you look like someone whooped up on you with the pretty stick " I did say it to Laney_Doll once to see what she would say and I think it was... "Good Lord baby" __________________

01-19-2015, 07:45 PM	#9
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01-19-2015, 07:50 PM	#10
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01-20-2015, 12:38 PM	#12
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01-20-2015, 09:14 PM	#13
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