I'd Like to Claim I was Drunk: Pick Up Lines Destined to Fail

tapu · 01-25-2012, 01:12 PM

"You are so in my mating pool."

tapu · 01-25-2012, 01:14 PM

This one usually works really, really well (go figure); but oh boy, when it goes bad...

"Ya wanna' date me? I'll let ya."

Ciaran · 01-25-2012, 02:28 PM

This one can work (if the recipient understands irony which is a big if)

"You're not great looking, but there's not much to choose from here."

Also, potential to work with someone who hasn't had a humour bypass:

"If I offer you the chance to come home with me tonight, is it okay if you made up the bed again in the morning?"

tapu · 01-25-2012, 02:49 PM

Where I'm from, it's customary to exchange watches with someone you've just met....

(It was Southern California--everyone had a Rolex except me. Actually, did I even have a watch?)

-- tapu, Accomplished PUA

RNguy · 01-19-2015, 01:26 AM

In WV and KY you will hear this said:
" baby, you look like someone whooped up on you with the pretty stick "

I did say it to Laney_Doll once to see what she would say and I think it was...
"Good Lord baby"

Gemme · 01-19-2015, 07:45 PM

Hopefully no one gets the ugly stick and the pretty stick confused.

Bard · 01-19-2015, 07:50 PM

Excuse me did you eat breakfast? Was it lucky charms, because you look magically delicious?

RNguy · 01-20-2015, 04:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gemme

Hopefully no one gets the ugly stick and the pretty stick confused.

Well it is Appalachia !!!!

C0LLETTE · 01-20-2015, 12:38 PM

OMG was that your drink I just finished? I'm so sorry.Here, let me get you another.

Ginger · 01-20-2015, 09:14 PM

Ha, these are making me imagine Will Ferrell as a butch.

SleepyButch · 01-20-2015, 09:23 PM

Of all the beautiful curves on your body, your smile is my favorite.

01-25-2012, 01:12 PM	#1
tapu Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Understated butch. Preferred Pronoun?: I Relationship Status: Party of One Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Maine Posts: 1,654 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,324 Thanked 3,115 Times in 1,103 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	"You are so in my mating pool." __________________ Really? That's not funny to you? Last edited by tapu; 01-25-2012 at 01:15 PM.

01-25-2012, 01:14 PM	#2
tapu Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Understated butch. Preferred Pronoun?: I Relationship Status: Party of One Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Maine Posts: 1,654 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,324 Thanked 3,115 Times in 1,103 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	This one usually works really, really well (go figure); but oh boy, when it goes bad... "Ya wanna' date me? I'll let ya." __________________ Really? That's not funny to you?

01-25-2012, 02:49 PM	#4
tapu Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Understated butch. Preferred Pronoun?: I Relationship Status: Party of One Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Maine Posts: 1,654 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,324 Thanked 3,115 Times in 1,103 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	Where I'm from, it's customary to exchange watches with someone you've just met.... (It was Southern California--everyone had a Rolex except me. Actually, did I even have a watch?) -- tapu, Accomplished PUA __________________ Really? That's not funny to you?

01-19-2015, 01:26 AM	#5
RNguy Member How Do You Identify?: trans Preferred Pronoun?: He preferredably :) Relationship Status: the pitbull <€ Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Birmingham, Alabama Posts: 1,058 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,473 Thanked 2,266 Times in 510 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	In WV and KY you will hear this said: " baby, you look like someone whooped up on you with the pretty stick " I did say it to Laney_Doll once to see what she would say and I think it was... "Good Lord baby" __________________

01-19-2015, 07:45 PM	#6
Gemme Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: Queer Stone Femme Girl of the Unicorn Variety Preferred Pronoun?: She, as in 'She's a GEM' Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: The roads are narrow here Posts: 36,631 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 182,498 Thanked 107,932 Times in 25,667 Posts Rep Power: 21474888	Hopefully no one gets the ugly stick and the pretty stick confused. __________________ Gemme's Journal I'm misunderestimated.

01-25-2012, 02:28 PM	#3
Ciaran Member How Do You Identify?: Altocalciphilic Preferred Pronoun?: Papa Smurf Relationship Status: Curmudgeonous spinster Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: London (but from Belfast) Posts: 678 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 471 Thanked 3,654 Times in 602 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	This one can work (if the recipient understands irony which is a big if) "You're not great looking, but there's not much to choose from here." Also, potential to work with someone who hasn't had a humour bypass: "If I offer you the chance to come home with me tonight, is it okay if you made up the bed again in the morning?"

01-19-2015, 07:50 PM	#7
Bard Family Man How Do You Identify?: TG Male Preferred Pronoun?: Masculine ones Relationship Status: She just gets me Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: ..... Posts: 2,828 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,997 Thanked 12,786 Times in 2,431 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	Excuse me did you eat breakfast? Was it lucky charms, because you look magically delicious? __________________ This is ten percent luck, twenty percent skill Fifteen percent concentrated power of will Five percent pleasure, fifty percent pain And a hundred percent reason to remember the name! Give yourself over to absolute pleasure. Swim the warm waters of sins of the flesh - erotic nightmares beyond any measure, and sensual daydreams to treasure forever. Can't you just see it? Don't dream it, be it.

01-20-2015, 12:38 PM	#9
C0LLETTE Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: Depends on the day. Preferred Pronoun?: "I" and "we" Relationship Status: Very good. Thank you for asking. Join Date: Feb 2013 Location: Canada Posts: 11,501 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 16,676 Thanked 15,174 Times in 4,340 Posts Rep Power: 21474860	OMG was that your drink I just finished? I'm so sorry.Here, let me get you another.

01-20-2015, 09:14 PM	#10
Ginger Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Femme lesbian Join Date: Mar 2012 Location: East coast Posts: 2,416 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 5,829 Thanked 12,295 Times in 2,057 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	Ha, these are making me imagine Will Ferrell as a butch. __________________ Reach out.

01-20-2015, 09:23 PM	#11
SleepyButch Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Dude Preferred Pronoun?: He, Him Relationship Status: Taken Join Date: Jun 2012 Location: Hidden Valley Ranch Posts: 3,511 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 6,220 Thanked 11,248 Times in 2,754 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Of all the beautiful curves on your body, your smile is my favorite. __________________ . You cannot embrace those things that will not embrace you back.