How do you know when you are getting older?

tapu · 02-09-2012, 08:31 AM

You know you're getting older when you find yourself smiling fondly at a picture of your mother, and realize, Hey, wait! That's me!

Cid · 02-09-2012, 08:44 AM

when you buy moisturiser for wrinkles instead of for soft skin.

when Oil of Olay sends you birthday greetings.

when you colour your hair to cover the grey instead of dark roots.

when the spots on your hands are age spots and not freckles.

Kobi · 02-09-2012, 11:02 AM

When one sneeze results in 2 visits to the chiropractor on the same day.

Tawse · 02-09-2012, 11:34 AM

you start talking about the "music" kids are listening to "now days"... and how music was so much better when you were their age.

clay · 02-09-2012, 11:40 AM

A magnifier is required along with BIFOCALS! arrrghhhhhh

DapperButch · 03-31-2012, 08:09 AM

When you have enough wrinkles that you decide to call your mother to find out how this whole "lotion on the face" thing works.

(Of course, my mother rushed over a bottle of her $60 face lotion)

Electrocell · 03-31-2012, 08:44 AM

When you hear a snap, crackle, pop in the morning and it isn't your cereal , because you are eating some kind of healthy oat stuff.

Kobi · 03-31-2012, 09:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DapperButch

When you have enough wrinkles that you decide to call your mother to find out how this whole "lotion on the face" thing works.

(Of course, my mother rushed over a bottle of her $60 face lotion)

Aint that the truth!

Discussing skin care products has become a bonding time with my Mom. She is 83 and barely has a wrinkle. I am 56 and beginning to be indistinguishable from a char pei.

And the cost?!? WTF, this puts a damper on the expensive socks budget.

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