Open Mouth. Insert Foot.

Uncle Bulgaria:"You look great in those trousers darlin, I've not seen you in those before." *kotc and sits on end of bed*

Madame Cholet: *turns to show UB her lovely bum and how well the trousers fit*

Uncle Bulgaria: "Schexy fekker aintcha, where did you get them, Tesco?" (major UK supermarket)

Madame Cholet: *gives a look that could freeze hell over* "No Dar-ling, they're Armani!"

Uncle Bulgaria: *opens mouth and changes feet*