Cat rules in our house

[Andrea]

Originally Posted by woodstock

The Box Rule: No empty box may be thrown out until thoroughly inspected, jumped on, jumped in, slept in, and used as a home base for the continuous game of "cat tag"

We actually have a large box that has sat in the living room for two years now. One cat tears pieces off and the other two inside cats like to lie inside it. At the moment there are a lot of cat toys spilling out because I throw them all in there when I vacuum.

[Britt]

If a cat is on my bed and it's bothering me, I shove it off.

If a cat is trying to get at my food, I shove it.

If a cat is bothering me while I'm on the toilet, I push it away with my foot.

I pretty much love my unspoiled cats.

[Andrea]

Originally Posted by Britt

If a cat is on my bed and it's bothering me, I shove it off.

If a cat is trying to get at my food, I shove it.

If a cat is bothering me while I'm on the toilet, I push it away with my foot.

I pretty much love my unspoiled cats.

They can't be real cats. LOL

[Britt]

Originally Posted by Andrea

They can't be real cats. LOL

They're real and they're completely faaaabulous!

[ruffryder]

Originally Posted by Britt

If a cat is on my bed and it's bothering me, I shove it off.

If a cat is trying to get at my food, I shove it.

If a cat is bothering me while I'm on the toilet, I push it away with my foot.

I pretty much love my unspoiled cats.

this is my roommate with his cat too ! LOL

My rules for the cat is speak to her even when she is pissy and hissing at me after I vaccumed. hehe. Today I caught her hiding between the shower curtains. I opened them up and she just looked at me. Then I opened them again and told her to come out and she started hissing at me. Took a shower and she stayed there even after I left the door open for her to go if she wished. She's funny but I talk to her anyway even when she is bitchy just like any other girl. hahaha.

[ruffryder]

Please don't get me wrong people or start attacking me. I did not say that all girls are bitchy or that I shove girls. Just to be clear ... ok continue on.

[Inked_Trinity]

My cats get the "talk" everyday before I leave for work.....

1) NO KILLING EACH OTHER
2) No popping my air bed
3) No strippers
4) No wild parties
5) No ordering cat toys online!
6) No dealing drugs

Have a good day kids!

[1QuirkyKiwi]

Originally Posted by Inked_Trinity

My cats get the "talk" everyday before I leave for work.....

1) NO KILLING EACH OTHER
2) No popping my air bed
3) No strippers
4) No wild parties
5) No ordering cat toys online!
6) No dealing drugs

Have a good day kids!

Haha! It never stops them, though! They always have that 'I'm so innocent' guilty look on their faces when we human parents get home! LOL!

[always2late]

The "best things in life are free" rule: You will spend a small fortune on toys, catnip, bells, whistles, and several million other things to keep me entertained and/or occupied. I will look at these things once, MAYBE push the toys an inch or so with my paw...and then happily chase a discarded plastic milk bottle cap, or a rolled up ball of aluminum foil for HOURS.

[1QuirkyKiwi]

Originally Posted by ruffryder

this is my roommate with his cat too ! LOL

My rules for the cat is speak to her even when she is pissy and hissing at me after I vaccumed. hehe. Today I caught her hiding between the shower curtains. I opened them up and she just looked at me. Then I opened them again and told her to come out and she started hissing at me. Took a shower and she stayed there even after I left the door open for her to go if she wished. She's funny but I talk to her anyway even when she is bitchy just like any other girl. hahaha.

Aww! She sounds as though she has a sensitive nature and is easily frightened.

Not all girls are bitchy; we're just eloquent at put downs! LOL!

[1QuirkyKiwi]

Originally Posted by woodstock

The Box Rule: No empty box may be thrown out until thoroughly inspected, jumped on, jumped in, slept in, and used as a home base for the continuous game of "cat tag"

Originally Posted by Andrea

We actually have a large box that has sat in the living room for two years now. One cat tears pieces off and the other two inside cats like to lie inside it. At the moment there are a lot of cat toys spilling out because I throw them all in there when I vacuum.

Yep! *Raises hand* My owners also have a box that is their favourite toy! ....There are 7 cat tunnels, 2 cat trees, 1 cat activity centre AND a bucket load of toys for them to play with, yet....cardboard boxes are the biggest joy for them! ....Oh! And curling up to sleep on my fabrics as I try to cut them out and playing with my threads and other trimmings! LOL!

Boxes are cheap toys and easily replacable....until we run out of trees! LOL!