Dumbest Thing You Did To Impress Someone?

Cuddles · 02-22-2012, 11:15 AM

Mine happened not to long ago. A coworker I was crushing on was in my office for a few mins and Michael Jackson's "Thriller" song came on my iPod. So naturally... I tried to imitate some M.J. moves and sing along. I thought I was doing good, had her laughing till I went to do a weird M.J. kick in the air and knocked rolls of coins ALL over the floor; and I thought I had her laughing before! Sheesh.

One other time with a different female coworker... she was sitting in my office chair; they have wheels & we have a hard, stained concrete floor of sorts. So I thought it'd be fun to dance in the chair and twirl her around in hers.... till I sent her toppling over the side! =O

Your turn! =)

RNguy · 02-22-2012, 12:46 PM

Heck cuddles don't feel bad , I will post something in your thread for you . Nice to meet you by the way . Anywho , here you go : many years back , my buddy and I were at wallyworld wal mart right at Xmas time when only 4 out of the 379 cash registers were operating

. Anyways, we had been in line for about half an hour , like everyone else ticked off because of the long nonmoving line . There was a beautiful gal in front of us and I mean stunning . Finally , it was her turn to check out and she put all of her items on the moving belt except the huge bag of kitty litter that she left in the buggy . This was when scanners were attatched VIA a rubber cord but the cord wouldn't stretch . I said here , ill get that for you ma'am and picked up her bag of kitty litter and the bag ripped and the litter spewed everywhere , even all over the moving belt and jammed the belt . Haha . She said way to go a!@hole . Seriously , what Do you say after that except to finish it off with a classy line like now our checkout looks like a litter box and well nobody was real thrilled

that was sooo long ago and my buddy still thinks its the funniest thing hy ever saw . Hys not right in the noggin though

what I learned was no good deed goes unpunished and I learned that kitty litter bags should be left in the buggy and scanned there and also I think wal mart should open the other 379 closed registers ....... Peace - RNguy

girl_dee · 02-22-2012, 03:27 PM

paid off her credit card.

Morgan · 02-22-2012, 03:37 PM

Bought her a $5000 Les Paul after we were together for a week and paid off all her debts, we were together 5 years and I bought and bought and bought, it still was not enough.....boy was I ever an idiot. (a broke one)

Yes I have learned my lesson.....

girl_dee · 02-22-2012, 03:40 PM

i don't even know what a Les Paul is.

LaneyDoll · 02-22-2012, 03:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cajun_dee

i don't even know what a Les Paul is.

It is a guitar, very nice one in fact.

girl_dee · 02-22-2012, 03:44 PM

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Originally Posted by LaneyDoll

It is a guitar, very nice one in fact.

OH. damn that's a nice giftie.

Blade · 02-22-2012, 07:09 PM

I bought a piece of her art work to the tune of $500. Yes I still have the piece and every time I look at it I go. OK stud how'd that work out for you? Although she looked like Faith Hill, she couldn't sing but she sure could paint.

tonaderspeisung · 02-22-2012, 07:30 PM

i tried to learn how to walk on stilts and ride a unicycle

Mr Nice Guy · 02-22-2012, 07:35 PM

I stood outside and played a guitar I couldn't play and sang a song that I was making up as I asked her out. I was younger then.

Kenna · 02-22-2012, 07:52 PM

I killed a snake with a huge pipe wrench....and jumped back each time I landed a hit. I tried to look all tough wielding that wrench.... but the "hops" backwards gave me away.

Glenn · 02-23-2012, 02:28 AM

Showing off my new/old muscle car... in nowheresville...drivin like I stole it.... late at night...over snow and ice...all six of us stoned...lost with the gas tank on E...then the cops...

RNguy · 02-23-2012, 07:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blade

I bought a piece of her art work to the tune of $500. Yes I still have the piece and every time I look at it I go. OK stud how'd that work out for you? Although she looked like Faith Hill, she couldn't sing but she sure could paint.

Haha nice :-)

ScandalAndy · 02-23-2012, 08:14 AM

Found out that this person I was going to go out with for the first time was really into heels, so I wore my tallest pair with a short-ish skirt. Apparently worked too well, because they forgot to put gas in the car and i ended up helping push in that getup!!

And then there was the time I was trying to be all badass doing donuts in the snow in the abandoned store parking lot, until we ended up in a ditch because the snow had drifted and we couldn't tell where the asphalt ended. Snapped my friend's tow chain, and ended up calling every friend I knew so we could put boards and kitty litter and everything we could think of under the tires and have my 90lb. little sister in the driver's seat, the rest of us up to our waists in snow pushing a T-bird backwards out of a snowbank. Good times!

1QuirkyKiwi · 02-23-2012, 08:26 AM

I was 14 when a new family moved into the next street where my friend lived. One of the kids I thought was gorgeous, so we invited them both to play.

Sooo, there’s me attempting to chat up the one I had the hots for when, it turns out she was in fact a very feminine looking boy!

Needless to say, I felt sick, was so disappointed and embarrassed that I ran home in tears.

Since them, I’ve never tried to impress anyone; take me as you find me, lol!

Cuddles · 02-23-2012, 09:33 AM

Lol, it's great to see I'm not alone in doing silly things too!

Turtle · 02-23-2012, 10:19 AM

There was a new girl in class in fourth grade. I was walking her to the office and ran backwards to show off, tripped, fell, sprained my wrist. Not so cool looking

chai~ · 02-24-2012, 01:55 AM

I tried to be butch, or at least andro. I use the term very loosely!!!

The women I was hanging out with all poo pooed my long hair and nails, nail polish, lipstick, jewlery, heels...my femme~ness.

I wasn't a "real" lesbian to them.

In their opinioin, I was sitting on the fence so that I could slip back into the het world if I got scared.

I let the pressure get the better of me eventually.

I cut 12 inches of hair off, scrubbed my face clean, cut my nails off.....you don't want me to go into the painful details do you?

I was miserable of course. I withdrew inside myself, but tried to behave "like one of the guys."

I spent less and less time with these women in the following weeks, until I completely disappeared from the group.
No one ever called to check on me, which was fine, because my hair was growing out again, and they wouldn't approve!

I went back to my wicked femme ways and have never attempted to be someone else since. I learned that lesson pretty damn quick!

msW8ing · 02-24-2012, 02:16 AM

Back in my 30's when i had more money then common sense...was deeply infatuated with a hawt dyke that was a friend for a lil over a year..."borrowed" Hys truck while Hy was at work..recruited my cousin and his friends..put a 4" lift kit, big ol mudding tires, KC lights and roll bar on it. (Hy talked about doing that for a year when Hy had enough saved up)Put a big ol bow on it...Happy Birthday...umm yeah it impressed Hym..we dated all about a month before it went sour..not only cost me a ton of cash..but also a friendship. Learned my lesson i did.

Tcountry · 02-24-2012, 02:52 AM

Good lord....just one?

Most of mine involve trying to be someone I am not ... doing something crazy or spending way too much money...
... car I have never driven, clothes I will never wear, house no one lives in, trashed credit score...& that one (wicked awesome fun) $400 dinner...

Good memories tho for sure ...
*tip hat*

02-22-2012, 11:15 AM	#1
Cuddles Junior Member How Do You Identify?: A romantic butch who loves to cuddle... and steal your french fry when you're not looking! Preferred Pronoun?: No preference. Relationship Status: Single, always looking to mingle and maybe be tamed one day Join Date: Feb 2012 Location: Northern Florida Posts: 61 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 117 Thanked 191 Times in 36 Posts Rep Power: 1805812	Dumbest Thing You Did To Impress Someone? Mine happened not to long ago. A coworker I was crushing on was in my office for a few mins and Michael Jackson's "Thriller" song came on my iPod. So naturally... I tried to imitate some M.J. moves and sing along. I thought I was doing good, had her laughing till I went to do a weird M.J. kick in the air and knocked rolls of coins ALL over the floor; and I thought I had her laughing before! Sheesh. One other time with a different female coworker... she was sitting in my office chair; they have wheels & we have a hard, stained concrete floor of sorts. So I thought it'd be fun to dance in the chair and twirl her around in hers.... till I sent her toppling over the side! =O Your turn! =)

02-22-2012, 12:46 PM	#2
RNguy Member How Do You Identify?: trans Preferred Pronoun?: He preferredably :) Relationship Status: the pitbull <€ Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Birmingham, Alabama Posts: 1,058 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,473 Thanked 2,266 Times in 510 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	:) Heck cuddles don't feel bad , I will post something in your thread for you . Nice to meet you by the way . Anywho , here you go : many years back , my buddy and I were at wallyworld wal mart right at Xmas time when only 4 out of the 379 cash registers were operating . Anyways, we had been in line for about half an hour , like everyone else ticked off because of the long nonmoving line . There was a beautiful gal in front of us and I mean stunning . Finally , it was her turn to check out and she put all of her items on the moving belt except the huge bag of kitty litter that she left in the buggy . This was when scanners were attatched VIA a rubber cord but the cord wouldn't stretch . I said here , ill get that for you ma'am and picked up her bag of kitty litter and the bag ripped and the litter spewed everywhere , even all over the moving belt and jammed the belt . Haha . She said way to go a!@hole . Seriously , what Do you say after that except to finish it off with a classy line like now our checkout looks like a litter box and well nobody was real thrilled that was sooo long ago and my buddy still thinks its the funniest thing hy ever saw . Hys not right in the noggin though what I learned was no good deed goes unpunished and I learned that kitty litter bags should be left in the buggy and scanned there and also I think wal mart should open the other 379 closed registers ....... Peace - RNguy

02-22-2012, 03:37 PM	#4
Morgan Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: she, her, hy, hym, does not matter Relationship Status: I am enjoying life.... Tournaments Won: 1 Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: Arizona Posts: 643 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,753 Thanked 1,604 Times in 411 Posts Rep Power: 21474850	Bought her a $5000 Les Paul after we were together for a week and paid off all her debts, we were together 5 years and I bought and bought and bought, it still was not enough.....boy was I ever an idiot. (a broke one) Yes I have learned my lesson..... __________________ “If you limit your choices only to what seems possible or reasonable, you disconnect yourself from what you truly want, and all that is left is compromise.” Robert Fritz

02-22-2012, 07:09 PM	#8
Blade Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: TG Preferred Pronoun?: He Relationship Status: once in a while someone amazing comes along...and here I am! Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Down on the farm Posts: 5,501 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,855 Thanked 14,414 Times in 4,058 Posts Rep Power: 21474857	I bought a piece of her art work to the tune of $500. Yes I still have the piece and every time I look at it I go. OK stud how'd that work out for you? Although she looked like Faith Hill, she couldn't sing but she sure could paint. __________________ Yeah so what if I'm triple dipped in awesome sauce? The best way to predict the future, is to create it.

02-23-2012, 08:14 AM	#14
ScandalAndy Member How Do You Identify?: human femme spitfire Preferred Pronoun?: she/her Relationship Status: it's official! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: east coast USA Posts: 1,167 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,758 Thanked 3,217 Times in 753 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	Found out that this person I was going to go out with for the first time was really into heels, so I wore my tallest pair with a short-ish skirt. Apparently worked too well, because they forgot to put gas in the car and i ended up helping push in that getup!! And then there was the time I was trying to be all badass doing donuts in the snow in the abandoned store parking lot, until we ended up in a ditch because the snow had drifted and we couldn't tell where the asphalt ended. Snapped my friend's tow chain, and ended up calling every friend I knew so we could put boards and kitty litter and everything we could think of under the tires and have my 90lb. little sister in the driver's seat, the rest of us up to our waists in snow pushing a T-bird backwards out of a snowbank. Good times! __________________ The joy of discovery is certainly the liveliest that the mind of man can ever feel. - Claude Bernard (1813-78)

02-22-2012, 03:27 PM	#3
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Kenna Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Fiery, Sassy, Tough As Nails, Femme Tomboy Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: I am your favorite hello and hardest goodbye. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: NC & CO Posts: 4,806 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,624 Thanked 12,195 Times in 3,779 Posts Rep Power: 21474856	I killed a snake with a huge pipe wrench....and jumped back each time I landed a hit. I tried to look all tough wielding that wrench.... but the "hops" backwards gave me away.

02-23-2012, 02:28 AM	#12
Glenn Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Dear ol butch bones. Preferred Pronoun?: Old G Relationship Status: Too old to play. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: :rolleyes: Posts: 1,547 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,601 Thanked 3,729 Times in 1,095 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Showing off my new/old muscle car... in nowheresville...drivin like I stole it.... late at night...over snow and ice...all six of us stoned...lost with the gas tank on E...then the cops...

02-23-2012, 08:26 AM	#15
1QuirkyKiwi Senior Member How Do You Identify?: BBW. Unique femininity that does not encompass the western paradigm. Preferred Pronoun?: Anything Respectful! Relationship Status: Single, Happy, not Desparate or Looking, but Open to Possibilities... Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Europe and Aotearoa on a 5:2 ratio. Posts: 2,308 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 11,003 Thanked 6,035 Times in 1,617 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	I was 14 when a new family moved into the next street where my friend lived. One of the kids I thought was gorgeous, so we invited them both to play. Sooo, there’s me attempting to chat up the one I had the hots for when, it turns out she was in fact a *very feminine looking boy!* Needless to say, I felt sick, was so disappointed and embarrassed that I ran home in tears. Since them, I’ve never tried to impress anyone; take me as you find me, lol! __________________ What will make the difference to me is your strength of character and what's in your heart...

02-23-2012, 09:33 AM	#16
Cuddles Junior Member How Do You Identify?: A romantic butch who loves to cuddle... and steal your french fry when you're not looking! Preferred Pronoun?: No preference. Relationship Status: Single, always looking to mingle and maybe be tamed one day Join Date: Feb 2012 Location: Northern Florida Posts: 61 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 117 Thanked 191 Times in 36 Posts Rep Power: 1805812	Lol, it's great to see I'm not alone in doing silly things too!

02-23-2012, 10:19 AM	#17
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02-24-2012, 01:55 AM	#18
chai~ Member How Do You Identify?: Self possessed Aquarian Preferred Pronoun?: Don't call me baby~ Relationship Status: Deliciously single and loving it. Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: lotus land Posts: 1,173 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,937 Thanked 3,382 Times in 864 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	I tried to be butch, or at least andro. I use the term very loosely!!! The women I was hanging out with all poo pooed my long hair and nails, nail polish, lipstick, jewlery, heels...my femme~ness. I wasn't a "real" lesbian to them. In their opinioin, I was sitting on the fence so that I could slip back into the het world if I got scared. I let the pressure get the better of me eventually. I cut 12 inches of hair off, scrubbed my face clean, cut my nails off.....you don't want me to go into the painful details do you? I was miserable of course. I withdrew inside myself, but tried to behave "like one of the guys." I spent less and less time with these women in the following weeks, until I completely disappeared from the group. No one ever called to check on me, which was fine, because my hair was growing out again, and they wouldn't approve! I went back to my wicked femme ways and have never attempted to be someone else since. I learned that lesson pretty damn quick!

02-24-2012, 02:16 AM	#19
msW8ing Member How Do You Identify?: multi-faceted gem, femme, submissive babygirl if the chemistry is there. Preferred Pronoun?: lady Relationship Status: working on myself Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Lewiston, Idaho Posts: 920 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,700 Thanked 2,497 Times in 654 Posts Rep Power: 21474851	Back in my 30's when i had more money then common sense...was deeply infatuated with a hawt dyke that was a friend for a lil over a year..."borrowed" Hys truck while Hy was at work..recruited my cousin and his friends..put a 4" lift kit, big ol mudding tires, KC lights and roll bar on it. (Hy talked about doing that for a year when Hy had enough saved up)Put a big ol bow on it...Happy Birthday...umm yeah it impressed Hym..we dated all about a month before it went sour..not only cost me a ton of cash..but also a friendship. Learned my lesson i did. __________________ *Don't judge me by my past..I don't live there anymore* A lady who knows the ropes..will never be bound. ~Mae West

02-24-2012, 02:52 AM	#20
Tcountry Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Country Boi Preferred Pronoun?: call it as u see it Relationship Status: Completely...complete ;) Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Either at the beach or in the pool Posts: 1,665 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,929 Thanked 4,287 Times in 1,181 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	Good lord....just one? Most of mine involve trying to be someone I am not ... doing something crazy or spending way too much money... ... car I have never driven, clothes I will never wear, house no one lives in, trashed credit score...& that one (wicked awesome fun) $400 dinner... Good memories tho for sure ... tip hat __________________ "You don't Find life worth living; You MAKE IT that way"