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03-02-2012, 09:54 PM
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Anya inspired :)
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It was not, yet it was. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ There was a storm, roof gone. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Haiku Drama was her life But her stories a big flop Still, violin plays... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Peanut butter scoop Stuck to the roof of my mouth Might add spoon of jam ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A fly speck on life Microscopic insect poop Doesn't change my truth |
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03-02-2012, 10:09 PM
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Sniff, and sniff again.
Is it popcorn or fritos? Odor de Dog Feet.
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05/04/12
Dear Brian, And I say again, there was nothing in the water. I chose to be here, in this time, this place and in this sweat stained booth eating these metallic tasting tacos. Artificial cheese on my tacos de sesos...is still better than the Velveeta cheese you fed me. I want a redo, because I wasn't prepared when you were pouring the cervezas down my throat for what followed. I don't have to make sense to you, I understand me just fine. This letter is about you and not the tacos. Cheers, I'm going back to the bar, Senorita Drinko De Mayo |
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05-06-2012, 09:11 AM
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Bad Love Poem #652
Last Cinco de Mayo, we didn't need no supermoon shining on us for me to pop your pinata and then pass my Corona, (after a stellar coronal mass ejection), and quench your lips dry from tortilla chips and cock. This Cinco de Mayo you got yourself burritoed by another who you said liked the way you salsa more than me. Happy freakin' Stinko de Bye-bye-o to you. |
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05-06-2012, 10:33 AM
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Post surgery haiku
Pain, always here now
Sharp, stabbing, aching, constant Please leave me: goodbye
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05-06-2012, 11:03 AM
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I missed our bad writing...I think we should all post badly more often. I have to get more practice using poor grammar and punctuation. It is important that I am successful at this.
 Have I mentioned that dark humor and quirky minds are awesome?
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She left her shoes in front of the sign that said “keep off the black rocks” and chuckled a little as she climbed on them defiantly because after all, someone who’d been bitten by both an emu and a dolphin on the same day could hardly be deterred by such humdrum warnings as “sudden high waves” or “potential drowning hazard”.
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