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After removing items from my bag:
Clerk "do you need a bag today" ![]() Same observant clerk "you realize you are wearing two different ear rings" Me "every day"
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"It's not going to be a long list, I'm not over-packing this year, I can't, I'm flying"
"When you pack stuff that you end up not using, or wearing...Of course you don't know that while you're packing, you think..Well...I might wear that, and it does give you other wardrobe opportunities..." |
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"If I have dry hands, I may just go over and get a couple squirts..."
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"They just don't make them wieners long enough."
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masculine ones work best... Relationship Status:
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"You can't poke it gently. You have to stick it in hard in order for the stuff to come out"
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"That's why you get the extra long bun length ones" and... "FYI, your box is full" |
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"Once this ball gets wet, its game over".
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"about time you went down on it"
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