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Old 03-07-2012, 01:41 AM   #1
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"It's not going to be a long list, I'm not over-packing this year, I can't, I'm flying"

"When you pack stuff that you end up not using, or wearing...Of course you don't know that while you're packing, you think..Well...I might wear that, and it does give you other wardrobe opportunities..."
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"You can't poke it gently. You have to stick it in hard in order for the stuff to come out"

Overheard conversation about breaking the seal on a new tube of super glue.
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"Could he shoot a few blanks?"

[Instructions for a photographer spoken to a business associate. Also falls into category of That Awkward Moment.]
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