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03-16-2012, 08:56 AM
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At Work....
The elevator doors open and I get on (i'm all alone) (There are 8 floors in my building, and I'm on the 8th floor) which I jokingly call the penthouse. I'm going all the way down to "G" Ground Level...
The doors shut and and I realize someone who took the elevator prior to me must have farted. The elevator makes a stop on the 7th floor. Four people get on, and through the corner of my eye I see their nostrils flaring and I'm thinking to myself, great, these people probably thought it was me..  Majorly awkward... 
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03-16-2012, 09:06 AM
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That awkward moment when you're checking out a hot butch at the convenience store, and then you realize they're a 15 year old boy...
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03-16-2012, 09:09 AM
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Scorp, that reminded me of something my son did once...
During a shopping trip, he found himself waiting for his grandmother to visit the restroom. He leaned against what he thought was a wall but it was the typical department store elevator (the kind where the doors do not meet in the middle). He had just gotten comfy when the door opened and he fell into the elevator and startled the man inside it. Needless to say, it looks like he inherited my gracefulness. 
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03-16-2012, 10:54 AM
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 Dood...it didnt all happen on one date...and they werent all dates....and i didnt ask for a 2nd... lmao*holding my stuff bc im about to spritz* |
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03-16-2012, 11:01 AM
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That awkward moment when you are expecting a phone call- the phone rings, you assume it is the one you are expecting so you don't check the caller ID and say something you probably shouldn't have said to your kids principle...
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03-16-2012, 11:13 AM
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03-16-2012, 01:27 PM
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That awkward moment when…
I accidently blurted out that I’ve been to a Bee Gees AND Barry Manilow concerts.  Everyone in the room spat out their drinks in unison….. followed by that deafening silence that seemed to last for ages... Oooohhh! The shame…! *Disclaimer: My friend thought she’d surprise me when I met her in a few years ago in Vegas. Oh boi! Was it a surprise! LOL!
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03-16-2012, 05:42 PM
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That awkward moment when you're talking across the office and your skirt hemline seems low, and realize thats because the damn zipper unzipped in the back and your skirt is basically falling off.
Pro-tip: when this happens to you, don't say "Fuck" loudly enough that people who otherwise hadn't noticed turn around and look at you, and then notice.
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03-16-2012, 09:16 PM
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 the Bee Gees! You're on your own with Manilow, though.
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03-17-2012, 11:42 AM
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No way! I'm gay! LOL! I was gobsmacked when my friend told me we were going to see Barry Manilow; at first I thought she was winding me up. We do that to each other sometimes. Unfortunately she wasn't joking! I was mortified and sooo embarrassed I couldn't tell anyone for years after! LOL!I did get my own back on her a couple of years later! ...It was glorious! LOL! I wuite like the Bee Gees...
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03-19-2012, 06:28 AM
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Italian Stallion
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Awkward.......
Sunday morning, it's gorgeous out, you're on your way into the city and have an hour commute. You got the highway all to yourself at a decent hour in the morning. Not too much traffic and you're cruising along craving some old tunes, so you switch your IPOD to Starship's "Find Your Way Back". Imagining yourself on stage first playing the drums, then you move on to lead guitar. Yeah baby, crank it up. Wind blowing through your hair, adjusting your sunglasses, a little head boppin'..And all of a sudden, you see flashing blue lights out of nowhere right up to your back bumper.
Oh shit...The "rock star" suddenly becomes the "law breaker". I shut the stereo and take off my sunglasses and pull over. State Trooper: "Do you know you were going 86 in a 65 mph!!!?" Me: "No sir" State Trooper: "License and Registration!" Me: (Voice in my head) "Fuck, fuck, fuckity fuck!" |
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03-25-2012, 07:02 PM
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That awkward moment when you don't REALLY understand what someone is saying and just nod along until they say "Ready?"
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03-25-2012, 07:58 PM
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The awkward moment when you realize you just really don't give two hoots if someone is in your life or not and being able to tell them so....awkward but so empowering
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04-10-2012, 09:24 PM
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That awkward moment when ... in the middle of the night, you go outside in just your fuzzy bath robe, slippers and undies to finish a last minute car cleaning and packing .... when you lift a box from the trunk and proceed to shuffle to the porch... halfway there, you feel your undies start to slip below your hips... praying they stay up long enough to get inside and deposit box...
Now that's a darn good reason why I live way out in the boonies with the back porch facing away from the highway!... the wild critters around here only need ONE full moon per month! |
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04-11-2012, 06:15 AM
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This is kinda like Sweets experience with Duke Power.
My original garden bed area is back next to the barn. I live in the country and my house and barn sit back from the road. I hate to wear much clothes. Especially when its hot. I was working in the garden and ripped my shirt off. I then walked towards the house only to confront the meter man. Needless to say I left my shirt in the garden. Now they read it electronically and I have a bunch of dogs. You can't come down the road without alerting them.
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04-11-2012, 07:06 AM
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That awkward moment when…
… I am walking back from the local Dairy a little while ago and over my neighbour’s back garden fence, comes a bloke in nothing more than his Boxer shorts. This bloke nearly runs into me whilst looking back to see if the husband is running after him down the alley… It’s good to be home… I think, lol!
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04-11-2012, 07:31 AM
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not so normal for us old folks snickers i love this thread now this is awkward...what happened to Glenn's post?
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