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03-16-2012, 05:42 PM
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That awkward moment when you're talking across the office and your skirt hemline seems low, and realize thats because the damn zipper unzipped in the back and your skirt is basically falling off.
Pro-tip: when this happens to you, don't say "Fuck" loudly enough that people who otherwise hadn't noticed turn around and look at you, and then notice. .gif "Say What?")
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03-16-2012, 09:16 PM
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 the Bee Gees! You're on your own with Manilow, though.
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03-17-2012, 11:42 AM
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Single, Happy, not Desparate or Looking, but Open to Possibilities... 
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 No way! I'm gay! LOL! I was gobsmacked when my friend told me we were going to see Barry Manilow; at first I thought she was winding me up. We do that to each other sometimes. Unfortunately she wasn't joking! I was mortified and sooo embarrassed I couldn't tell anyone for years after! LOL!I did get my own back on her a couple of years later! ...It was glorious! LOL! I wuite like the Bee Gees...
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03-19-2012, 06:28 AM
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Awkward.......
Sunday morning, it's gorgeous out, you're on your way into the city and have an hour commute. You got the highway all to yourself at a decent hour in the morning. Not too much traffic and you're cruising along craving some old tunes, so you switch your IPOD to Starship's "Find Your Way Back". Imagining yourself on stage first playing the drums, then you move on to lead guitar. Yeah baby, crank it up. Wind blowing through your hair, adjusting your sunglasses, a little head boppin'..And all of a sudden, you see flashing blue lights out of nowhere right up to your back bumper.
Oh shit...The "rock star" suddenly becomes the "law breaker". I shut the stereo and take off my sunglasses and pull over. State Trooper: "Do you know you were going 86 in a 65 mph!!!?" Me: "No sir" State Trooper: "License and Registration!" Me: (Voice in my head) "Fuck, fuck, fuckity fuck!" |
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03-19-2012, 06:47 AM
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that awkward moment when... you think you live on a huge farm by yourself with a private back yard that can't be seen from the road... so on a gloriously beautiful warm spring morning with the fields still covered in fog, you step outside with a puppy hanging over one arm like a rag doll, your curly hair all wild like Carrot Top, and dressed in your skimpiest PJ's because it was warm last night..... to be greeted by a
Duke Power employee..... I don't think he was looking at the words on my PJ top " Luck of the Irish" when he said "excuse me ma'am " |
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03-21-2012, 12:27 AM
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dat awkward moment when...
...you accidently send a bitchy i.m. to the person you're bitchin' about - oy, fml!!
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be true, be you, be brave.
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03-25-2012, 07:02 PM
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That awkward moment when you don't REALLY understand what someone is saying and just nod along until they say "Ready?"
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03-25-2012, 07:58 PM
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divorce happens..all that glitters ain't gold 
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The awkward moment when you realize you just really don't give two hoots if someone is in your life or not and being able to tell them so....awkward but so empowering
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04-09-2012, 01:13 PM
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Timed Out
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You are telling your girl certain things and your lost in your own world just the two of you deep in the conversation .............. And a loud buzz ringing thru the air brings reality crashing back in
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04-09-2012, 03:52 PM
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when you have that ah...now i get it moment...
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04-10-2012, 09:24 PM
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Senior Member
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That awkward moment when ... in the middle of the night, you go outside in just your fuzzy bath robe, slippers and undies to finish a last minute car cleaning and packing .... when you lift a box from the trunk and proceed to shuffle to the porch... halfway there, you feel your undies start to slip below your hips... praying they stay up long enough to get inside and deposit box...
Now that's a darn good reason why I live way out in the boonies with the back porch facing away from the highway!... the wild critters around here only need ONE full moon per month! |
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04-11-2012, 06:15 AM
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This is kinda like Sweets experience with Duke Power.
My original garden bed area is back next to the barn. I live in the country and my house and barn sit back from the road. I hate to wear much clothes. Especially when its hot. I was working in the garden and ripped my shirt off. I then walked towards the house only to confront the meter man. Needless to say I left my shirt in the garden. Now they read it electronically and I have a bunch of dogs. You can't come down the road without alerting them.
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04-11-2012, 07:06 AM
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That awkward moment when…
… I am walking back from the local Dairy a little while ago and over my neighbour’s back garden fence, comes a bloke in nothing more than his Boxer shorts. This bloke nearly runs into me whilst looking back to see if the husband is running after him down the alley… It’s good to be home… I think, lol!
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04-11-2012, 07:31 AM
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not so normal for us old folks snickers i love this thread now this is awkward...what happened to Glenn's post?
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04-12-2012, 07:59 PM
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that awkward moment when you tell your boss what to do
and he does it. |
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04-12-2012, 08:41 PM
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Junior Member
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That awkward moment when...
you are at the front desk of a hotel, about to check in for a hot little tryst with the butch of your dreams. You lean close, over that little plastic thing on the front desk in front of you, to whisper dirty little things in the ear of said butch, detailing what you plan to do once you are both in the private confines of your hotel room. Suddenly, you notice everyone turns around in unison to look at you. You look down and realize that the little plastic thing in front of you was a microphone. |
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06-03-2012, 09:23 AM
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Senior Member
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That awkward moment when someone takes your sarcasm seriously.
This has happened to me twice recently, with the same person! Once it resulted in a, "Thank you!" -- that was not compliment, doofus. The second time I was answered with, "Great! See you at 7!" -- ummm, I'd rather poke my eyes out with sharp sticks than go to that event. Do you know me at all? Not-so-subtle subtleties are lost on some people.
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