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"That's why you get the extra long bun length ones" and... "FYI, your box is full" |
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03-31-2012, 07:29 AM
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"Once this ball gets wet, its game over".
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03-31-2012, 07:31 AM
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03-31-2012, 07:42 AM
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I can push it back a little further until you get off. it = my work break get off = end of work day apparently i'm dating someone with a dirty mind since she was the one to point it out to me :laughin: |
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03-31-2012, 08:26 AM
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Me (talking about one of the systems at work that went down): "Can you get it up Charlie?"
Charlie (taking it out of context): "I'm not that past my prime Hollylane" My response:
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03-31-2012, 12:12 PM
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just because its tight doesnt mean it wont fit!
if i slap it any harder i'll have to take it home with me look,i told you,you have to get on your knees to get it. ETA: just read on yahoo. "swimmer rips suit,tops Phelps" 
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04-12-2012, 08:20 PM
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 "about time you went down on it"
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04-13-2012, 06:47 AM
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[Instructions for a photographer spoken to a business associate. Also falls into category of That Awkward Moment.] |
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04-13-2012, 09:32 PM
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From an email I just sent to my Rabbit Advocate and hay supplier friend...
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Why didn't you wet the tip first?
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