Single Butch-Femme Questionnaire - Getting to know one another intimately...

[ruffryder]

I'm 5'7. tall, dark and handsome and that's all you need to know. lol .. and I can cook! ok here is the rest..

The Single Butch-Femme Compatibility Questionnaire

QUESTIONNAIRE

PART I - General Info

Real Name (first only): Angel

Age: 36

Astrological Sign: Leo

Birth Date: (day only - not year): August 18

Location: Orlando FL

Height: 5'7

Eye Color: Brown

Hair Color: Dark brown

Piercings - not any more.

Tattoos - nope. I go back and forth with wanting tats.

Cat person or dog person: usually dog but cats have somehow grown on me over the years.

Job: security and hospitality.

What do you like about your job?: customer interaction.

What do you loathe about your job?: idiot supervisors.

Favorite books / authors: Edgar Allan Poe

Favorite bands/musicians: Eminem, Drake, some country.

Favorite movies: Titanic, Notebook, Twilight movies, Mr & Mrs Smith, Wanted, Fast & Furious, Good Fellas, Godfather movies, Scarface.

Favorite websites: BFP, FB.

Favorite TV shows: Dancing With The Stars, Bachelor, Jersey Shore, Rookie Blue, Criminal Minds.

Chocolate, Vanilla, or ALL the flavors? all. whatever the craving.

A silly thing you do when no one is watching: sit around in my boxers.

What is your pet peeve: not wanting to be a parent or babysitter to an adult.

Favorite curse word: FUCK.

Favorite magazine: Maxim.

A culture that intrigues you: Muslim.

Do you like to dance? ehhh. Sometimes. lol

If you could change a law which would it be? gay rights.

Do you collect anything? baseball cards and caps.

If you could travel back in time, which year would you visit, and
why? I would rather travel to the future to see what new technology there is and maybe be the one to invent something first!

Would you ever have plastic surgery? breast augmentation sounds good.. I would and hope to!

Your idea of a good meal: steak! cooked medium well.

If you could be invisible, where would you go, what would you do and
what would you want to see? everything?!

Introvert or extrovert: both at times.

Dream profession: sit on the beach.

What are your Hobbies: dont really have any. guess I need some. :/

Do you have Phobias, what are they? nahh.

Do you believe in past lives? If yes, do you have any thoughts on
yours? yup and I have no clue.

What do you get complemented on most often? my work.

What frustrates you most often about your body, ruling out weight as
an acceptable answer? not being born into the body that I feel like.

If given the magical gift to make three global changes, what would
they be? gas prices, peace, no homeless or hungry.

If you could walk in the shoes of one person for a day, whose shoes
would you choose? a musicians.

Describe your religious / spiritual beliefs, if any: I believe in God. I have faith and am a spiritual person.

Do you generally feel understood? noo.

Would you sacrifice your life if you could save the lives of ten
thousand others? yea.

Biggest concern about aging: health.

What were you like in high school? a jock.

Is the idea of marriage appealing to you? perhaps someday.

Issues that you feel most passionate about: justice, equality.

The person whose opinion matters the most to you: daughter.


PART II: Love/Sexuality

Sexual orientation: trans.

How do you identify yourself (if you use and identity): guy.

Current relationship status: Single

What you look for in a partner: honesty first.

The "type" of person you tend to attract: hmmm. wish I knew. lol.

Number of times you've been in love: once.

What surprised you most the first time you fell in love? feeling comfortable.

Monogamy or polyamory: monogamous.

Who would you have in your arms right now if it could be anybody in
the world? someone is on my mind but not possible.

Have you ever had a long-distance relationship? yeah.

Have you ever had a successful long-term relationship with someone
you met online? guess not if it didn't last.

Age when you had your first kiss: teen.

Describe your best kiss: long lasting make out. . passionate and sloww.

Describe your last kiss: pecks.

What are you most physically attracted to in women?: eyes, mouth.

What trait in a woman turns you off?: drama.



PART III: SEX

The last person who saw you naked: it has been sometime. I dk .

What are you self-conscious about naked? not having the body I would like.

When making love, making out, or just fucking etc. do you like the
lights on or off? any and all of the above. lol. candlelight.

Three things a person has done to you in a making out or sexual
situation that really turned you on: sucked my dick, jerked me off, told me to fuck them harder.

Three things a person has done to you in a making out or sexual
situation that turned you off: tongue in my mouth, said they came when maybe they didn't, relating to hygiene.

Have you ever taken naked pics / videos of yourself? i have.

Do you have any Fetishes: sure.

Name your fetishes: feet, nails.

Leather - yes or no?: ?

BDSM - yes or no?: yes

Have you ever had a one-night stand? yes

How often do you masturbate? not often enough. lol

Are you trimmed, shaved, or completely natural? trim.

[Apocalipstic]

The Single Butch-Femme Compatibility Questionnaire

QUESTIONNAIRE

PART I - General Info

Real Name (first only): Jen

Age: 48

Astrological Sign: Cancer

Birth Date: (day only - not year): 6/29

Location: Nashville

Height: 5'5"

Eye Color: blue

Hair Color: brunette, right now lol

Piercings - how many & where: just ears

Tattoos - how many & where: nope

Cat person or dog person: both!

Job: Entertainment

What do you like about your job?: When I get to travel

What do you loathe about your job?: I am blessed to have an unloathesome job!

Favorite books / authors: So many! "To Kill a Mockingbird" is my most favorite.

Favorite bands/musicians: Beatles, Pink Floyd, Vivaldi, Snoop....I love all kinds of music.

Favorite movies: So many! Stalag 17, Sunset Boulevard, Bordello of Blood, Mars Attacks, Dazed and Confused, Jaws, Carrie, The Omen....I love movies.

Favorite websites: BFP, FB, CNN

Favorite TV shows: Househunters International, History stuff, Law and Orders, CSIs, Hot In Cleveland, Project Runway, SUTYCD

Chocolate, Vanilla, or ALL the flavors? Depends on what we are talking about. lol. Ice cream? Strawberry.

A silly thing you do when no one is watching: Dance

What is your pet peeve: Rudeness

Favorite curse word: Fuck in all its varieties.

Favorite magazine: Conde Nast Traveler, Discover, Real Simple

A culture that intrigues you: all of them

Do you like to dance? Love it!

If you could change a law which would it be? Major healthcare reform

Do you collect anything? Books, old records

If you could travel back in time, which year would you visit, and
why? I saw the Butterfly Effect, better to stay in the here and now!

Would you ever have plastic surgery? if I needed it, sure. But elective surgery? probably not.

Your idea of a good meal: Sushi or steak or cake

If you could be invisible, where would you go, what would you do and
what would you want to see? Secret Documents at the Vatican

Introvert or extrovert: In, but its hard to tell, I vascillate.

Dream profession:Travel planner? Author

What are your Hobbies: reading, music, theatre

Do you have Phobias, what are they?: not fond of worms and snakes/reptiles

Do you believe in past lives? If yes, do you have any thoughts on
yours? Not sure

What do you get complemented on most often? probably my hair or cleavage

What frustrates you most often about your body, ruling out weight as
an acceptable answer? the pain I feel from all the showing off I did when younger

If given the magical gift to make three global changes, what would
they be? Cleaner air and water and fixing the Ozone Layer

If you could walk in the shoes of one person for a day, whose shoes
would you choose? Someone who wears really comfortable shoes. lol.

Describe your religious / spiritual beliefs, if any: We are all ONE

Do you generally feel understood? varies

Would you sacrifice your life if you could save the lives of ten
thousand others?
probably

Biggest concern about aging: what the hell makeup to wear lol

What were you like in high school? Adept at finding ways to get out of actualy going to class.

Is the idea of marriage appealing to you? Up until this point, not really. Maybe someday, as long as I don't have to wear anything itchy.

Issues that you feel most passionate about: Fairness, equality, racism, feminism

The person whose opinion matters the most to you: my own


PART II: Love/Sexuality

Sexual orientation: Femme Lesbian

How do you identify yourself (if you use and identity): Weird

Current relationship status: Single but blessed with wonderful friends!

What you look for in a partner: Great sense of humor, very liberal views and very very very laid back with some laid back thrown in and not too much family stuff. Not quite a hot, comatose orphan, but almost. Must be 4:20 friendly!

The "type" of person you tend to attract: It really varies

Number of times you've been in love: Wow. Hmmm. At the time, it seemd like a lot. In retrospect 4ish maybe? Who knows. lol.

What surprised you most the first time you fell in love? How much I enjoyed just hanging out.

Monogamy or polyamory: Open to both

Who would you have in your arms right now if it could be anybody in
the world? My Baby

Have you ever had a long-distance relationship? Yes

Have you ever had a successful long-term relationship with someone
you met online? Long Term? No.

Age when you had your first kiss: 14 from a boy, 21 from a girl

Describe your best kiss: I've had lot's of wonderful kisses!

Describe your last kiss: Scary

What are you most physically attracted to in women?: Swag

What trait in a woman turns you off?: Fussyness



PART III: SEX

The last person who saw you naked: For me to know.

What are you self-conscious about naked? Not

When making love, making out, or just fucking etc. do you like the
lights on or off? either

Three things a person has done to you in a making out or sexual
situation that really turned you on: Listened to me

Three things a person has done to you in a making out or sexual
situation that turned you off: Not Listening to me, Too Rough and Not Listening to me.

Have you ever taken naked pics / videos of yourself? yes

Do you have any Fetishes: Kinks I would say.

Name your fetishes: Being the Momi, electrical, sharp pointy things, items of torture

Leather - yes or no?: Yes

BDSM - yes or no?: Yes

Have you ever had a one-night stand? Yes

How often do you masturbate? Varies

Are you trimmed, shaved, or completely natural? Right now, shaved. Always at least trimmed.


not all questions need to be answered! this questionnaire is all in
friendly fun and used to introduce you to us and as an ice-breaker..
remember now.. all in fun!

[Electrocell]

The Single Butch-Femme Compatibility Questionnaire

QUESTIONNAIRE

PART I - General Info

Real Name (first only): Cid

Age: 53

Astrological Sign: aquarius

Birth Date: (day only - not year): Feb 15th

Location:TN

Height:5' 11"

Eye Color:blue

Hair Color: salt and pepper

Piercings - how many & where: 2 ears

Tattoos - how many & where: 1 right arm

Cat person or dog person: both

Job: Was driving a truck

What do you like about your job?: seeing different places

What do you loathe about your job?: being away from my fur babies so long

Favorite books / authors: several

Favorite bands/musicians: several

Favorite movies: several

Favorite websites: here

Favorite TV shows:

Chocolate, Vanilla, or ALL the flavors? all flavors

A silly thing you do when no one is watching: scratch my a###

What is your pet peeve: someone not doing what they say they will or not being on time

Favorite curse word: fuck

Favorite magazine:

A culture that intrigues you: pretty much all of them

Do you like to dance? at times

If you could change a law which would it be? there are a lot of laws I would like to change lol.

Do you collect anything? beer steins


If you could travel back in time, which year would you visit, and
why? probably in the 1860's to meet Lincoln

Would you ever have plastic surgery? only if I was in a bad accident and needed it.

Your idea of a good meal: a home cooked meal

If you could be invisible, where would you go, what would you do and
what would you want to see? would go everywhere and see everything

Introvert or extrovert: a little of both

Dream profession: To be independantly wealthy and have a wildlife reservation

What are your Hobbies: was wood working need to get back into it

Do you have Phobias, what are they?: claustrophobia

Do you believe in past lives? If yes, do you have any thoughts on
yours? yes was probably a man most of them

What do you get complemented on most often? my good heart

What frustrates you most often about your body, ruling out weight as
an acceptable answer? should of been born a man lol must of needed to learn a lesson this time around

If given the magical gift to make three global changes, what would
they be? clean up the air , earth and mankind's way of thinking when it comes to our planet

If you could walk in the shoes of one person for a day, whose shoes
would you choose? Christ

Describe your religious / spiritual beliefs, if any: Believe in God

Do you generally feel understood? at times

Would you sacrifice your life if you could save the lives of ten
thousand others? yes

Biggest concern about aging: not being able to do what I use to do when I was younger

What were you like in high school? athlete

Is the idea of marriage appealing to you? with the right femme

Issues that you feel most passionate about: Nafta --US becoming a third world country because all we are is a service country right now not an industrius one.

The person whose opinion matters the most to you: the one I am in love with and my family


PART II: Love/Sexuality

Sexual orientation: guy in a woman's body

How do you identify yourself (if you use and identity): guy

Current relationship status: single

What you look for in a partner: Kindness , good personality, dependable, loving, definitely has to beable to cook lol, intelligence, femme with long hair, and someone who can manage their own money. Must love animals also.

The "type" of person you tend to attract: all kinds

Number of times you've been in love: hmmmmmm about 4

What surprised you most the first time you fell in love? How good I felt.

Monogamy or polyamory: Monogamy

Who would you have in your arms right now if it could be anybody in
the world? that's kind of up in the air right now lol

Have you ever had a long-distance relationship? yes then she moved here

Have you ever had a successful long-term relationship with someone
you met online? 5 yrs --we are still good friends

Age when you had your first kiss: 14

Describe your best kiss: sensuous

Describe your last kiss: ok

What are you most physically attracted to in women?: eyes -----windows to the soul

What trait in a woman turns you off?: self -centered , selfishness , not being able to hold an intelligent conversation



PART III: SEX

The last person who saw you naked: plead the 5th
What are you self-conscious about naked? not having a male body

When making love, making out, or just fucking etc. do you like the
lights on or off? either

Three things a person has done to you in a making out or sexual
situation that really turned you on: talk dirty to me and suck my cock , moan or scream when cumming

Three things a person has done to you in a making out or sexual
situation that turned you off: offensive odor, not a good kisser, expect me to do all the work lol

Have you ever taken naked pics / videos of yourself? my cock

Do you have any Fetishes: not sure what I like is considered a fetish

Name your fetishes:

Leather - yes or no?: a little
BDSM - yes or no?: a little
Have you ever had a one-night stand? yes

How often do you masturbate? often

Are you trimmed, shaved, or completely natural?
completely natural

[jules5041]

The Single Butch-Femme Compatibility Questionnaire

QUESTIONNAIRE

PART I - General Info

Real Name (first only): Julie

Age: 39

Astrological Sign: Gemini

Birth Date: (day only - not year): June 5th

Location: Arkansas

Height:5' 3"

Eye Color: Hazel

Hair Color: Dark Brown

Piercings - how many & where: 2 are in the ear. I have a right industrial as well as my right nipple pierced.

Tattoos - how many & where: 4; one on my ankle, one on my big toe and one on each shoulder

Cat person or dog person: Cat person

Job: Medical Transcription

What do you like about your job?: prying into people's medical records

What do you loathe about your job?: right now it is not very productive

Favorite books / authors: several

Favorite bands/musicians: Lenny Kravitz, Seal, Justin Timberlake, Robin Thicke, Pink, Hall & Oats, Eminem, Cee-Lo, and a million others.

Favorite movies: several

Favorite websites: here

Favorite TV shows: Survivor, The Big Bang Theory, Deadliest Catch, Entourage, True Blood

Chocolate, Vanilla, or ALL the flavors? all flavors

A silly thing you do when no one is watching: dance

What is your pet peeve: driving at dusk/dawn without your headlights on

Favorite curse word: fuck

Favorite magazine: Entertainment Weekly

A culture that intrigues you: pretty much all of them

Do you like to dance? at times

If you could change a law which would it be? there are a lot of laws I would like to change lol.

Do you collect anything? post cards, magnets, smashed pennies

If you could travel back in time, which year would you visit, and
why? Probably the 70's because I missed it

Would you ever have plastic surgery? only if I was in a bad accident and needed it.

Your idea of a good meal: a home cooked meal

If you could be invisible, where would you go, what would you do and
what would you want to see? would go everywhere and see everything

Introvert or extrovert: a little of both

Dream profession: To be an orca researcher

What are your Hobbies: scrapbooking

Do you have Phobias, what are they?: claustrophobia, arachnophobia

Do you believe in past lives? If yes, do you have any thoughts on
yours? Yes I believe.

What do you get complemented on most often? my good heart

What frustrates you most often about your body, ruling out weight as
an acceptable answer? I wish I was taller.

If given the magical gift to make three global changes, what would
they be? I would cure AIDS, allow everyone to have food and reverse global warming.

If you could walk in the shoes of one person for a day, whose shoes
would you choose? Oprah

Describe your religious / spiritual beliefs, if any: Believe in God

Do you generally feel understood? yes

Would you sacrifice your life if you could save the lives of ten
thousand others? yes

Biggest concern about aging: not being able to do what I use to do when I was younger

What were you like in high school? nerdy

Is the idea of marriage appealing to you? yes

Issues that you feel most passionate about: Pet cruelty.

The person whose opinion matters the most to you: the one I am in love with and my family


PART II: Love/Sexuality

Sexual orientation: femme lesbian

How do you identify yourself (if you use and identity): female

Current relationship status: single

What you look for in a partner: Independent, funny, caring, dependable

The "type" of person you tend to attract: all kinds

Number of times you've been in love: One.

What surprised you most the first time you fell in love? That it could happen to me.

Monogamy or polyamory: Monogamy

Who would you have in your arms right now if it could be anybody in
the world? my ex.

Have you ever had a long-distance relationship? yes

Have you ever had a successful long-term relationship with someone
you met online? no

Age when you had your first kiss: ?

Describe your best kiss: sensuous

Describe your last kiss: great

What are you most physically attracted to in women?: butchness.

What trait in a woman turns you off?: femme

PART III: SEX

The last person who saw you naked: Me.

What are you self-conscious about naked? being too fat

When making love, making out, or just fucking etc. do you like the
lights on or off? Im not concerned about the lights.

Three things a person has done to you in a making out or sexual
situation that really turned you on: that little moan that happens when you are kissing and nobody hears but me

Three things a person has done to you in a making out or sexual
situation that turned you off: not a good kisser

Have you ever taken naked pics / videos of yourself? yes

Do you have any Fetishes: no

Name your fetishes: n/a

Leather - yes or no?: a little

BDSM - yes or no?: a little

Have you ever had a one-night stand? yes

How often do you masturbate? often

Are you trimmed, shaved, or completely natural? trimmed

[laruss]

The Single Butch-Femme Compatibility Questionnaire

QUESTIONNAIRE

PART I - General Info

Real Name (first only): Larissa

Age: 44

Astrological Sign: Capricorn

Birth Date: (day only - not year): January 6

Location: Edmonton, Alberta, Canada

Height: 5' 4"

Eye Color: Hazel

Hair Color: Dark Brown, with highlights

Piercings - how many & where: ears, but I never wear earrings anymore

Tattoos - how many & where: 4, 1 on my inside right ankle, 1 on my outside right ankle, 1 on my chest and 1 on my ass.

Cat person or dog person: Cat

Job: Artist, writer, educator

What do you like about your job?: the creativity, setting my own hours and working for myself

What do you loathe about your job?: My boss, oh wait don't tell her that she's mean

Favorite books / authors: I love reading, but I have read the Clan of the Cave Bear series and the Outlander series repeatedly

Favorite bands/musicians: Classic Rock, no favorite band ok maybe the Eagles or Steve Miller

Favorite movies: For some weird reason 'Grosse Pointe Blank' is one of my all time favorites, but typically I like action movies.

Favorite websites: FB and BFP

Favorite TV shows: Big Bang Theory

Chocolate, Vanilla, or ALL the flavors? Boring, I like any unboring flavours. So I guess my answer would be all.

A silly thing you do when no one is watching: Talk to myself, oh wait people have been around for that.

What is your pet peeve: Stupid people

Favorite curse word: Fuck or jesus fuck

Favorite magazine: Psychology Today, but I don't read magazines unless I am traveling

Do you like to dance? Absolutely

If you could change a law which would it be? That I could tie my horse up to the lamp post instead of the hitching post; I can park my horse anywhere I damn well please. Oh wait, I don't have a horse. Ok, we have gay marriage in Canada so I can't give the standard answer. Umm, I pass.

Do you collect anything? Art

Your idea of a good meal: I love fine dining, but one of my all time favorite foods is hot dogs, especially from a street vendor

If you could be invisible, where would you go, what would you do and
what would you want to see? Ohhh, the trouble I could get into. Too many to note here.

Introvert or extrovert: Depends, I would say extrovert except in some instances. Ok, no... Extrovert!!

Dream profession: Art therapist

What are your Hobbies: Painting, reading, going to live theatre, motorcycle riding and trying new things. I like to have fun.

Do you have Phobias, what are they?: Guns, but I am going to face that fear tomorrow and go to the shooting range. I am terrified, I didn't even let my kids have water guns when they were little. Ok, I can do it. I will be fine... just breathe. Ok, I'm good now.

Do you believe in past lives? If yes, do you have any thoughts on
yours? Yes, wow the stories I could tell you... oh wait now you think I'm a freak. Too bad, I strongly believe that you keep coming back until you learn the lessons you need to learn.

What do you get complemented on most often? My creativity, my hair and how sexy I am. Really people tell me that all the time, you would have to see me to understand why I shake my head and think people are crazy. Sexy, pffft, what do they know about sexy? Obviously nothing!

What frustrates you most often about your body, ruling out weight as
an acceptable answer? My weak hands, if I drop my motorbike one more time I will scream. Oh, actually I have screamed. Damn heavy bikes.

Describe your religious / spiritual beliefs, if any: Just Spiritual, I believe in live and let live and Karma. Karma looks after me.

Do you generally feel understood? Nope

Biggest concern about aging: Living pain free and mobility

What were you like in high school? A bitch


PART II: Love/Sexuality

Sexual orientation: Lesbian

Current relationship status: Single

What you look for in a partner: Honesty, sense of humour, able to communicate, fun, passionate, likes to live life

Monogamy or polyamory: Both work for me. But polyamory is tricky so it has to be with the right people.

Who would you have in your arms right now if it could be anybody in
the world? My favorite lady... you know who you are. Thanks for the wonderful weekend, are you sure I can't convince you to move with me??

Have you ever had a long-distance relationship? Yes

Have you ever had a successful long-term relationship with someone
you met online? Yes

Age when you had your first kiss: Grade 5, so what is that 9ish?

Describe your last kiss: A birthday kiss for a friend, wait don't tell my favorite girl, I told her nothing happened.

What are you most physically attracted to in women?: Their brains, sense of humour and life living skills

What trait in a woman turns you off?: Needyness, clinging, not giving me room to breathe



PART III: SEX

The last person who saw you naked: My favorite lady that I spent the weekend with in the mountains.

What are you self-conscious about naked? Nothing really, my weight sometimes

When making love, making out, or just fucking etc. do you like the
lights on or off? Either, I love candle light or dim light though, it seems more romantic

Three things a person has done to you in a making out or sexual
situation that really turned you on: listened, paid attention, shared energy

Three things a person has done to you in a making out or sexual
situation that turned you off: Climbed all over me, not let me come up for air (even on the receiving end), wouldn't take no for an answer

Have you ever taken naked pics / videos of yourself? Yes, well I didn't take them, but they have been taken

Do you have any Fetishes: Yes

Name your fetishes: Now we are getting a bit personal

Leather - yes or no?: eh, not really

BDSM - yes or no?: Yes please

Have you ever had a one-night stand? Yes

How often do you masturbate? Does daily make me sound like a sex fiend? Oh good, cause I am

[Little Fish]

PART I - General Info

Real Name (first only): Patricia

Age: just turned 48 last week

Astrological Sign: Gemini

Birth Date: (day only - not year):May 22

Location: Philadelphia, PA

Height:5'7"

Eye Color: Blue

Hair Color: Ashe Blonde, Silver at the temples

Piercings - how many & where: 2 in the L ear, 1 in the R ear

Tattoos - how many & where: yes

Cat person or dog person: both

Job:Physician

What do you like about your job?:
Being a physician is like having Orchestra seats for Life. It's an amazing gift to be invited by a patient to participate in their own healing.

What do you loathe about your job?: motherfucking insurance companies

Favorite books / authors:
"West With The Night", By Beryl Markham (with an unreal forward by her acquaintance Ernest Hemingway !!)

Favorite bands/musicians:
Too broad, how about genres?
Pop 40 Anything that helps me keep my heart rate up at the gym, but also Jazz, Blues, Classical and Opera, some House/Electronica

Favorite movies:
Out of Africa, every film by Peter Weir, and without apology I confess to loving espionage films

Favorite websites:
BFP, FB, CNN, Autostraddle.com, tumblr.com, whereisthecool, thefancy, uncrate

Favorite TV shows:
Six Feet Under, West Wing, Nurse Jackie, Game of Thrones, Lip Service, The Good Wife, Grey's Anatomy (I know, can't help that last one...)

Chocolate, Vanilla, or ALL the flavors?
Why do I feel like I missed the Metaphor Memo??
I'll just say this: Domestic-Jamocha Almond Fudge or gelato from our local Capo Giro and International--that ice cream place in Paris on the Ile de St Louis that everyone knows about and has a 30 person line at 8AM. It's good is what I'm sayin'

A silly thing you do when no one is watching:
I only do silly things in front of my 8yo son, and I could care less who's watching! OMG how I love to make him laugh...:-)

What is your pet peeve: Rudeness, Poor phone Etiquette (which wraps back around to rudeness)

Favorite curse word: OOOOooohhhhh FUUUUCK!
first alternate:jesusfuckingchrist
second alternate: jesushit

Favorite magazine: Dwell, Afar, Elle Decor, Architectural Digest, National Geographic

A culture that intrigues you: Ancient Greece

Do you like to dance? 'fraid so, and it aint pretty, fair warning....

If you could change a law which would it be? Equal pay for equal work regardless of anything--Equal rights for all LGBTQI and sometimes Y

Do you collect anything? Yes. Small, handmade clay teapots from China, and Art--primarily paintings and photographs.


If you could travel back in time, which year would you visit, and
why?
Many dates came to mind immediately, but I would like to have been around to see when the Cave of the Swimmers was painted. It was featured in the film The English Patient---today it is a large cave deep in an arrid, bone-dry, brutal desert. However, the cave paintings clearly depict swimmers in water....I find this so intriguing.

Would you ever have plastic surgery? Sure.

Your idea of a good meal:
I know this is going to sound cheesy but it's so true, a meal that is made for me when a woman really cares about me is the best food ever.

If you could be invisible, where would you go, what would you do and
what would you want to see?
I would like to know what all those batshitcrazyfuckers who run North Korea are thinking.

Introvert or extrovert: I'm basically an extrovert but because I'm also an only-child, I really comfortable being alone and quiet too. This surprises people. *shrug/smile*

Dream profession: professional sailor, civilian not military

What are your Hobbies: sailing, drawing, architecture and design, cycling, I'm considering learning to play the cello....hmmm.

Do you have Phobias, what are they?: Nope, none.

Do you believe in past lives? If yes, do you have any thoughts on
yours? I'm not sure but I hope so--there's a girl I'll look for first, in my next life!

What do you get complemented on most often? I rarely do...maybe being funny/nice/charming?

What frustrates you most often about your body, ruling out weight as
an acceptable answer?
Not having any cartilage left in my knees.

If given the magical gift to make three global changes, what would
they be? Restore the oceans to optimal health, clean air, fix the Ozone, clean water--I know that's four...

If you could walk in the shoes of one person for a day, whose shoes
would you choose?
Secretary of State Hillary Clinton

Describe your religious / spiritual beliefs, if any:
Well, my spiritual training was conducted at the hands of my Grandmother who was American Indian so my religion is specific to our tribe and best described as a Traditional Indigenous Belief System.

Do you generally feel understood?
Yes, especially when I talk with my hands. Crystal clear communication then.

Would you sacrifice your life if you could save the lives of ten
thousand others?
Honestly? Not while my son is 8yo---when he's 28, probably yes...

Biggest concern about aging:
Outliving my cognitive function.

What were you like in high school?
Both a jock and a geek. Think Varsity Soccer and Softball plus French Club and AP English. In my Senior year, I was out to some friends and started to earn a reputation for different in a cool way. No one was more surprised than I.

Is the idea of marriage appealing to you?
Yes! I highly recommend it!

Issues that you feel most passionate about: oh god really? It's after midnight...what everyone else said...

The person whose opinion matters the most to you: My own. Hers.


PART II: Love/Sexuality

Sexual orientation: Lesbian

How do you identify yourself (if you use and identity): queer butch

Current relationship status: single

What you look for in a partner: Tits and a pulse. Just kidding folks, I'm kinda tired here...
My most satisfying relationships have been with women who ID as lesbians femmes--I especially appreciate intellect, humor, kindness and generosity

The "type" of person you tend to attract: Fun-loving High Femmes who are smart and curious about the world

Number of times you've been in love: twice :-)

What surprised you most the first time you fell in love?
How incredibly easy it was to fall in love with her, how perfect it felt for so long.

Monogamy or polyamory: For the long haul, definitely monogamy but for shorter periods of time, I have had more then one steady lover at a time.

Who would you have in your arms right now if it could be anybody in
the world?
Natalie.....

Have you ever had a long-distance relationship? Yep.

Have you ever had a successful long-term relationship with someone
you met online? Yep, sure did.

Age when you had your first kiss: Boy age 13, Girl age 16

Describe your best kiss: I've had a number of noteworthy kisses but one that sticks out in memory--the first kiss with the first woman I fell in love with. It was June in the SF Bay Area, under a full moon in a Redwood Forest. She fit perfectly in my arms and I can still see clearly the way she looked up into my face. Just. So. Amazing.

Describe your last kiss: ummm, a 23yo Barista who works at the cafe around the corner from my house, we went for a walk in the woods....

What are you most physically attracted to in women?:
Physically, it's the way she looks when she smiles and how she carries herself in the world.

What trait in a woman turns you off?: Cruelty, selfishness, unkindness.



PART III: SEX

The last person who saw you naked: my last gf

What are you self-conscious about naked?
I have some scars and scar tissue from a head-on collision 25 years ago, not visible while dressed, they certainly are when naked.

When making love, making out, or just fucking etc. do you like the
lights on or off?
Not a deal-breaker but I prefer some light...the best sex involves all my senses.

Three things a person has done to you in a making out or sexual
situation that really turned you on:
-my last gf was new to sucking butch cock, she climaxed while doing so the first time
-a woman climaxed just from my sucking on her breasts
-love love love that moan from kissing alone

Three things a person has done to you in a making out or sexual
situation that turned you off:
-tell me to stop kissing

Have you ever taken naked pics / videos of yourself? Nope.

Do you have any Fetishes:
Not really. I love Femmes in lingerie but I don't think it rises to the level of Fetish.

Name your fetishes:

Leather - yes or no?: no

BDSM - yes or no?: only intermittently with some lovers but not consistently, I'm pretty GGG in general though...

Have you ever had a one-night stand?
Not yet.

How often do you masturbate?
Daily.

Are you trimmed, shaved, or completely natural?
Trimmed.

[imperfect_cupcake]

QUESTIONNAIRE

PART I - General Info

Real Name (first only): Barb/Babs

Age: 42

Astrological Sign: Bullocks!

Birth Date: (day only - not year): June 28th

Location: On your lap, sailor. No? Oxford, UK.

Height: 5'7"

Eye Color: Scary glowing red with green rings OR pale blue.

Hair Color: fuck knows. It's bleach blonde though.

Tattoos - how many & where: one on leg that looks great in fishnets with heels, back piece half finished.

Cat person or dog person: I eat both.

Job: I talk to wankers on the web and occasionally kick men in the nads. However, I'm studying at masters level for remedial massage (meaning, for injury or illness).

What do you like about your job?: That is has taught me better boundaries than years of therapy. It has really taught me some serious rules about people. It has made me far stronger and independant and I am able to put my foot down very firmly about things much harder and firmer with things than I used to. Thank god.

What do you loathe about your job?: infantile! they need their hand held for everything. Fuck they are needy.

Favorite books / authors: I can't read.

Favorite bands/musicians: Tom waits, disco, funk, soul, some opera, some classical, some 50's - 70's rock, punk roooooock and alternative.

Favorite movies: beautiful boxer... mostly foreign. I love danish crime/thriller (Nordic Noir!), japanese thriller/horror, brit crime film, brit and aussie comedy.

Favorite websites: no. NO NO NO.

Favorite TV shows: QI, Have I got News For You, Nighty Night, Pheonix Club, Green Wing, Nevermind the Buzzcocks, Peep Show... it's all english stuff, ya'll won't get it for 5 years...

Chocolate, Vanilla, or ALL the flavors?
Caramel. mmmm.

A silly thing you do when no one is watching: I'm never silly.

What is your pet peeve: what, all of them??

Favorite curse word: holymarymotherofgodfellatingchristonthecross

Favorite magazine: new scientist, red, interior design magazines

A culture that intrigues you: Thai, Balanese because they are so culture proud and able to keep theirs intact while also commodifying it for tourists.

Do you like to dance? yep. I love it. I used to take lots of different kind but love belly dance and 60's style most of all

If you could change a law which would it be? That I could shoot people in the kneecap.

Do you collect anything? exes?


If you could travel back in time, which year would you visit, and
why? - only briefly. the 1700s. For the dresses.

Would you ever have plastic surgery? I have had.

Your idea of a good meal: Sushi, pic nic, somewhere new and interesting and very devoid of people

Introvert or extrovert: and extroverted introvert, for sure.

Dream profession: Radio blather. I love the sound of my own voice.

What are your Hobbies: Professor baiting, student harrying,

Do you have Phobias, what are they?: wasps. heights.

What do you get complemented on most often? My tits. Then my eyes. then my smile. Then told how sweet I am. Then told how difficult I am.

What frustrates you most often about your body, ruling out weight as
an acceptable answer? My ass. My tits. my hair.

Describe your religious / spiritual beliefs, if any: Agnostic atheist. I do respect many, and I used to be wicca and later I was being schooled in lukumi. But these days... no. Philosophy? yes. spiritual? No.

Do you generally feel understood? By some. but few and far between.

Would you sacrifice your life if you could save the lives of ten
thousand others? No. I couldn't take my own life. Not for any reason. I just couldn't. I think my survival instinct is just too strong.

Biggest concern about aging: My kidneys and my pension (I don't have one)

What were you like in high school? a fucker. I was a punk rock girls with lost of boyfriends and a couple girlfriends

Is the idea of marriage appealing to you? Yes. I loved being married.

Issues that you feel most passionate about: medical ethics, personal ethics, feminism.

The person whose opinion matters the most to you: My (soon to be) ex wife's. My father's.


PART II: Love/Sexuality

Sexual orientation: lezzo lez from lezzytown.

How do you identify yourself (if you use and identity): femme. lez.

Current relationship status: married but seperated. divorce coming.

What you look for in a partner: jesus really? Humour - someone who can take the piss and is fine with me yelling "Shut the fuck up!" and yelling back "no, you shut up!" and it just deteriorates from there into big grins and shoving and possibly sex.
Kindness. Gentleness. Protective in a *gentle* way. I'll admit I like a slight bit of paternalness. but not in a "I'm the Daddy" overt way. that would make me pee on their shoe.
Spontaneity. Love of travel. Curiosity, experemental and open mind. Direct. very open.

The "type" of person you tend to attract: *eyeball roll* gobby, loud, hilarious, ballsy types, that take the piss till I swat them upside the head. The kind that like to make girls huffy and requires endless patience. Usually with a past addiction problem. Lately it's been mostly Never ID'd as butch before OMG is THAT what that feels like HOLY SHIT ooooooooohhhhhh that's what I am But I'm Still Not Using The Label.

Number of times you've been in love: you know, I don't really like this question. there's Big Love and little in love. I've been little in love lots. Big in Love 4 times: 18, 27, 33 and the biggest, 38.

What surprised you most the first time you fell in love? How all consuming it was.

Monogamy or polyamory: I used to be non-monog. Now I can't be arsed anymore. I'm non-monog until a commitment is made.

Have you ever had a long-distance relationship? God. too many. I had them for 12 years when I first came out. I don't do it anymore.

Have you ever had a successful long-term relationship with someone
you met online? Yes, one.

Age when you had your first kiss: too young to remember.

What are you most physically attracted to in women?: humour, arms, hands, the way they move, or act towards me, skill in bed lol

What trait in a woman turns you off?: sexist fuckery. instant turn off.



PART III: SEX

The last person who saw you naked: you mean sexually?? cause lots of people see me naked I'm not really all that fussed about wandering around with my ass out.

What are you self-conscious about naked? my ass.

When making love, making out, or just fucking etc. do you like the
lights on or off?
some light is useful. I like to see the dirty stuff going on.

Three things a person has done to you in a making out or sexual
situation that really turned you on:
The way one person used to just very gently take charge, wrap her arm around my back, put all of her weight on me and just go... and keep going till I was a complete mess.

Three things a person has done to you in a making out or sexual
situation that turned you off:
moving too fast, go at me too hard, said really piggish things to me about my work

Have you ever taken naked pics / videos of yourself?
yep, for work. not for personal stuff. I've had people take it but I've become far too embrassed and made them erase it.

Do you have any Fetishes:
not really.

Leather - yes or no?: Don't care but a leather jacket and chaps are nice.

BDSM - yes or no?: ohhhhh... it's my joooooooooooOOOOOOB! so, not really. I like dirty and kinky with some dirty laughing smacking around a bit, some bondage, wrestling for control in bed a bit. fun relaxed stuff. Nothing formal, nothing contrived.

Have you ever had a one-night stand? yep, a few.

How often do you masturbate? oh, almost daily. sometimes twice a day. depends on how FRUSTRATED I am.

Are you trimmed, shaved, or completely natural?
Brazilian. waxed.

[Girl_On_Fire]

Originally Posted by Apocalipstic

The Single Butch-Femme Compatibility Questionnaire
What you look for in a partner: Great sense of humor, very liberal views and very very very laid back with some laid back thrown in and not too much family stuff. Not quite a hot, comatose orphan, but almost. Must be 4:20 friendly!

LMAO! I cannot stop laughing at this description. A hot, comatose orphan. I need me one of these! LOL!